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Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2014
shoefreak: Shey you no go leave my son alone abi. I will tie your legs to a table now. tongue

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You too, your mouth no dey close ni. You too talk. You are everywhere. **knocks his head**
Oya o. Mzmariah, my mummy av showed... Come and talk to na and see how she will just beat Utongue

My head o, Mama iam sorry, na daddy Olubukato karry me come here o. We kame to sympathesize with d people dat created dis thread... Its lyk D challane flopped... I have sympathised with them finish and was about to go when Mzmariah called me MTN (everywhere U go) imagine dat kind thing. Knwing dat i kant beat her. I had to summon U my Mama to kum and help me deal with her.
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by zicoraads: 9:23pm On Jul 29, 2014
How have u been? Na u de make me shine am now...
shoefreak: Hiya. See your shiny teeth. cheesy
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:26pm On Jul 29, 2014
BoboYekini: How come Bukato is so popular with the ladies. Everywhere, olubukato, olubukato...hmm
Kuz he knows how to treat them right...

If dat guy or Teeo woo Michelle Obama d lady go just run follow them lyk xay na jasz dem use.grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:29pm On Jul 29, 2014
zicoraads: Shoefreak grin grin
Why u kall my mama kum dey shyne ur teeth lyk xay u dex do close up advert..

Abi na teeth ur babalawo xay u make U show her

E no go work o gringrintongue
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by zicoraads: 9:34pm On Jul 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Why u kall my mama kum dey shyne ur teeth lyk xay u dex do close up advert..

Abi na teeth ur babalawo xay u make U show her

E no go work o gringrintongue
***calls him to my car, opens a bag containing bundles of 1k new notes***

Son...clears throat...
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Kuz he knows how to treat them right...

If dat guy or Teeo woo Michelle Obama d lady go just run follow them lyk xay na jasz dem use.grin
walahi I need lessons be dat. My own toasting na to tap dem for nyansh and wink wink
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 29, 2014
Pity they had to close this. Would have been very interesting. I guess you guys will work more on it next time. Y'all did good anyway. wink




YeaYeaNot
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2014
BoboYekini: walahi I need lessons be dat. My own toasting na to tap dem for nyansh and wink wink
Hehehe.
Kip it up then, him na learner 4 dat side. Na u dey do d real dealcheesy
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 10:30pm On Jul 29, 2014
zicoraads: ***calls him to my car, opens a bag containing bundles of 1k new notes***

Son...clears throat...
I hope say U no dey clear ur throath xo as to sing 4 me ba??
U beta put ur hand 4 pocket sharpelycheesy
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 29, 2014
Truckpusher: E-boy Aw far? grin

Lolzz.. God dey watch you for 3D... grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jul 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
shockedshockedshockedshocked
E-boy?? shocked

A man with about 50 e-wives and uncountable e-children.

Chief Olubukato, u hear wetin Truckpusher kall U xo??

Uncle K, no mind tuke, e don drink burukutu... grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jul 29, 2014
BoboYekini: How come Bukato is so popular with the ladies. Everywhere, olubukato, olubukato...hmm

Jesu, see him chest like kilode grin grin
I be papa to all the ladies here o...
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Truckpusher(m): 10:37pm On Jul 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
shockedshockedshockedshocked
E-boy?? shocked

A man with about 50 e-wives and uncountable e-children.

Chief Olubukato, u hear wetin Truckpusher kall U xo??
Olu is just a boy.
Manhood isn't defined by how large your balls are or how many e-wives you have . grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Truckpusher(m): 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2014
olubukato:

Lolzz.. God dey watch you 3D... grin
Bone that thing joor!
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jul 29, 2014
Truckpusher: Olu is just a boy.
Manhood isn't defined by how large your balls are or how many e-wives you have . grin

Na Shekau go take your balls make bomb.. Agbaya grin grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Truckpusher(m): 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2014
olubukato:

Na Shekau go take your balls make bomb.. Agbaya grin grin
Olu gimme one of your e-wives na. cheesy
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 29, 2014
Truckpusher: Olu gimme one of your e-wives na. cheesy

Mtscheeew.. Lolzzz grin grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Truckpusher(m): 10:46pm On Jul 29, 2014
olubukato:

Mtscheeew.. Lolzzz grin grin
see as him dey laff like say him get one special secret abt e-wives.....abeg connect me joor! grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2014
Truckpusher: see as him dey laff like say him get one special secret abt e-wives.....abeg connect me joor! grin

Hian... me i be connector abi.. Na u dey run things here..
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2014
olubukato:

Jesu, see him chest like kilode grin grin
I be papa to all the ladies here o...
olubukatoooo cheesy oko ashewo
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:56pm On Jul 30, 2014
olubukato:

Uncle K, no mind tuke, e don drink burukutu... grin
cheesygringringringrin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by olusolamii: 10:22am On Aug 02, 2014
No be small thing. Where you sef dey hide gan? U don follow mermaid insde ocean ni? Na wa u for ooo. grin grin me wey been dey e-single and e-searching since. Come make I PM you sef.



BoboYekini: olubukatoooo cheesy oko ashewo
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 02, 2014
olusolamii: No be small thing. Where you sef dey hide gan? U don follow mermaid insde ocean ni? Na wa u for ooo. grin grin me wey been dey e-single and e-searching since. Come make I PM you sef.



cheesy U know say me sef dey trip for u since, but...
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by olusolamii: 10:59am On Aug 02, 2014
BoboYekini: cheesy U know say me sef dey trip for u since, but...
No buts... **jumps on him, plasters kiss on his lips**
Leave story oo. 'was' no the same as 'is' or 'will' hehehehe... grin grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 02, 2014
olusolamii:
No buts... **jumps on him, plasters kiss on his lips**
Leave story oo. 'was' no the same as 'is' or 'will' hehehehe... grin grin

oniranu, na so u go dey do sina with yekini, if he tear ur yansh finish now nko...
mtscheeew...
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 11:06am On Aug 02, 2014
olusolamii:
No buts... **jumps on him, plasters kiss on his lips**
Leave story oo. 'was' no the same as 'is' or 'will' hehehehe... grin grin
If you're trying to seduce me, it's working oh grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 11:10am On Aug 02, 2014
olubukato:

oniranu, na so u go dey do sina with yekini, if he tear ur yansh finish now nko...
mtscheeew...
Jealousy cheesy
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by olusolamii: 11:12am On Aug 02, 2014
olubukato:

oniranu, na so u go dey do sina with yekini, if he tear ur yansh finish now nko...
mtscheeew...

**opens yiansh in his face** tongue tear or no tear... u ain't getting any!
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by olusolamii: 11:15am On Aug 02, 2014
BoboYekini: If you're trying to seduce me, it's working oh grin
Good... **pushes him against the wall and squats in front of him with lips on zipper**

Ready? grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by Nobody: 11:22am On Aug 02, 2014
olusolamii:
Good... **pushes him against the wall and squats in front of him with lips on zipper**

Ready? grin
Ha, not here o. you want bukato to cry grin
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by xynerise: 11:23am On Aug 02, 2014
olusolamii:
Good... **pushes him against the wall and squats in front of him with lips on zipper**

Ready? grin
shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Dating Game(first Edition)-suggestion Thread by olusolamii: 11:34am On Aug 02, 2014
BoboYekini: Ha, not here o. you want bukato to cry grin
grin grin grin he is a big boy. He can take it.



**sings in Banky W's voice"

"Bobo, Mon ni ko jasi. Mio need masaratti... mi o de wo inu bugatti...moh ni ko jasi. But moh le kapa e... ma kapa e. Tin ba gba e... klionse na... wa fun mi nkan..."

**shakes samba in his face**


xynerise: shade your eyes. It's about to go Bleep in here!!! grin

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