mencade5: okay here is mine...

Well mine is another form of blind date

it was in 2004, i went to waec office in yaba to collect my original certificate of waec g.c.e.
Got there, did all the necessary things and was waiting for the officials to present my certificate to me.

Suddenly i saw something that captured by heart. A lady of divine beauty. Then i was still young in the game of love. To my greatest surprise, she was looking at me too. I took a bold step walked to where she was and initiated a conversation. She was really beautiful. Her level of maturity was great. We talked and joked about so many things. it was as if i had known her for years. Our hearts were locked and connected in unison.
she was there too to collect her certificate.

An official came and directed us to go upstairs to continue with the waiting there. We entered the lift, luckily for us, no one was with us on it, and no one entered the lift either. It was there i had one of the most passionate kiss of my life. Each time we realised that we will soon reach the level pressed we pressed another level for it to go downward.
*sheds a little tears*

we finally finished our task there and was told to proceed to ikeja branch to collect the original certificates. Then i was not with phone then, i collected hers. And we communicated once in a while. I called her as much as she called me. She called me constantly and was prepared to visit me.

But something bad happened, i lost my phone and her contact was in it. Things was kind of expensive for me then. It took me two months to get another phone and to do welcome back on my sim. But i couldnt remember her number. And i guess she had tried my number so many times all to no avail. Maybe she had concluded i had abandoned her. I never heard from her again.

I still think about her...but i can never meet her again.

*sobs*


make una no vex oooo. This is the only blind date i think i have expereinced ooooo.

dis one no be blind date Naaa! Na Fairy Tale be dis

190theclown: If na page one i see this topic i for share my tori but as na page 8

No need

Abeg naaaaaa...uncle plz tell us your storyyyyy

*cough* ehn, lemme start my own blind date from here. Any lady up for it

Well well well....theres the agressive guy who threatened to kidnap me with an anonymous number after I deleted him off my 2go list.....cuz I hated his temper........Then the fair tall handsome guy who I am still good friends with.....Then the other fine spotless fair guy who I ran from once he said he was in a cult....then.....

MizMyColi: following

Sharply sits by her and offers her chocolate...calms down and waits for her reply...

Krystalxxx: Well well well....theres the agressive guy who threatened to kidnap me with an anonymous number after I deleted him off my 2go list.....cuz I hated his temper........Then the fair tall handsome guy who I am still good friends with.....Then the other fine spotless fair guy who I ran from once he said he was in a cult....then.....

...then me.#smiles#

Hahaha am enjoying dis thread. Sha me i cant do blind date, God will help me

Brandybliss: Hahaha am enjoying dis thread. Sha me i cant do blind date, God will help me

Why? Please do tell me.

banjicom: dis one no be blind date Naaa! Na Fairy Tale be dis

lol. Abeg leave that thing jare. Atleast there was date there.

nice thread, actually i have only blind dated once. it was about a year ago.

I met a lady on eskimi and we chatted for about 2-3 weeks and talked on the
phone quite often. Our schedules just didn't seem to
mesh good enough to meet.
She had no picture posted
and told me (I didn't ask) that she wouldn't send one
because she didn't want guys to date her based solely
on her looks. I accepted that and i was like wow, this chick would be so beautiful.

We finally managed to set up a meeting and she wanted
to us to meet at a restaurant. She told me I
would recognize her because she would be wearing a
baby blue skirt and would be carrying a red
purse. I told her what I would be wearing also.
I arrived at the restaurant before she did and as I sat
there I was on the lookout for a lady in baby blue with a
red purse. As i was sitting there, looking, I was
approached by a person wearing jeans, and a pink top, carrying a pink purse.

I didn't really
notice her because I was homing in on blue skirt, until she
walked up to me and said "Are you victor?"
Before I gathered my senses and actually looked up I
said "yes". At that point I looked at who was standing
there and (....now I don't want to seem shallow or
callous or anything....) this lady was fat, dark in completion, she had big b**bs and ass. my facial expression was like WTF, i hate fat girls. The good thing was that, she was not looking bad. i would give a 6/10.

I figured as long as both of us made the effort we
should at least have eat something and have a little chat. we had something to eat, talked for over an hour or so. Before i new it, the day was over. I had to give her some cash for transport.

The date wasn't dat bad, its jst dat i don't like fat gals. After dat day we still talked online, but nothing happened between us.

So thats ma story

desdichando: asl?
lets go ol' school

Oya nau I be 26yrs female,base in lag

tempem:
Lol! Yhu've got nice words for body description.... Can't stop laughing..
Nope, just only the BROWN teeth!

Nice wos?u call that nice words?

Great!hope its nt toooooo brown cz with d way u wrote ur brown in caps is alarming

angela98: I met this guy on naira land. Both of us were jobless at that time because we are both always on nairaland. We started by commenting on and quoting each others post. One thing led to the other we exchanged phone numbers and arranged to meet up at shoprite. On that day he got there before me, waiting at the car park. When I arrived I was expecting to meet a black average simple young man. Instead I met a very very handsome humble mix race guy.I was blown away. He was so into me. We settled at a restaurant, catch up on a lot of things, got to know more about each other, we had something to eat and drink etc....he saw me off to my car and we kissed and started dating from there until I found out he dates men as well. He is bisexual. That ain't cool with me I dumped him at once. Love disappeared. Now am single and waiting for the right man...

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Can't Imagine a guy screwing another he with d same dick he screws me with. Ewwwwww

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MadCow1:

Aburo mi, I dey o!

I login after the storm only to see say Na my re-naming Ceremony wey dem no invite me come na ehn make dem close nairaland.

Lmao @renaming ceremony

I mean why should i? Its nt safe and soo fake. I want a real man who would walk up to me and make his intentions known nt sum fake mistaƙe calls

tempem:

Why? Please do tell me.

imma send u a pm...gellousss people full here

anytaij:
Oya nau I be 26yrs female,base in lag

Guy u wicked no be small

MadCow1: [b]As a Student in school, one Sunday whilst at church, my phone rang and when I answered, it was the sweetest and most angelic voice I have ever heard in my life. Barely 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized she had called the wrong number and I was a bit reluctant to tell her but I did and she apologized and hung up.

I couldn't help myself so I called her and complimented her voice and told her how melodic her voice was and all that sweet nothing we guys say, she was a good sport and laughed but didn't take Offence nor hang up. I told her I would call her from time to time just to hear her say hi and she didn't object. I got back to the hostel and told my homies about my encounter and one of them said he also had a similar experience and that he is currently holding steady chats with his own unknown caller on the phone. After several chats, I enquired about her location and the chances of us meeting and she said 'Accra'.. Accra was quite the distance from my school and the roads where horrible. 6 hours plus.

Anyways, it was on.. I was already looking forward to meeting the finest girl I would have ever met who had the sweetest voice I have ever heard. A couple of months down, I was in Accra and I called her up and set up a meeting and she agreed.

D-Day arrived and I went to the designated bus stop just near a filling station and waited for the arrival of my Swan princess. As I stood there, I caught the sight of a beautiful girl walking in my direction, my heart froze and I stood transfixed on her hip as it swayed like a pendulum ball from side to side with every step she took in my direction. The closer she got, the faster my heartbeat. She was tall, dark skinned, slim body build, too slim for the arsse she was carrying on her slender waistline, pretty face, perky boo-bs and wore a fitted jean that made all her asset stand out. I was stunned and even started panicking as I doubted I wouldn't stutter in the presence of this Pochahuntas looking goddess.Then she picked her phone up and started making a call and my EKG spiked. when she started speaking and walked past me, my heart sank.. It was not her. I continued waiting. Several hot Babes kept walking past that at some point I might as well have been at a runway modeling show. A few minutes passed and nothing. Just then I saw another babe walking slowly and looking confused as though she was looking for someone.

Immediately, my Spidy-Sense started tingling fast. Jesus Christ of Kumasi, this babe was Ugly as fhuck. I immediately took cover and watched her movements from behind my hiding place. The girl stopped, head looking around, she picks her phone and dials a number, I felt my phone vibrate and the voice of James Blunt came out his speakers singing 'You're beautiful'.. FHUCK THAT!! I slapped the phone silent and contemplated my next move. I can't be caught with this Ogre in broad daylight, my reputation would be ruined. So after a few seconds, I answered and Lo! She was the one calling me, I could see her lips moving in sync with the voice in my ears. immediately I sap tarted retreating and told her I had to run off as one of my mates called with an emergency that please we should reschedule our meeting. She looked disappointed but said cool and I fixed a new meeting for later that evening. After she left, I came out my hiding place and ran for my life.. That line has never been used again since that day.

That's my story..

moral Lesson: Never judge a face by its voice. [/b]

desdichando: imma send u a pm...gellousss people full here

Okaysssssssssssss oooooooooooooo

Dolcilicious:
Nice wos?u call that nice words?

Great!hope its nt toooooo brown cz with d way u wrote ur brown in caps is alarming

lol! Just kidding, my teeth coloured brown ain't that bad... Between, why didn't you attach a picture?

CaptainBomb: Mine was with a married woman.

Hmmmm

joncom: Mine happened in 2012.
It was a case of Wrong Number. After some time we became chat mates.
She had the most loveliest voice in the world. After Courting on the phone for like 6 months we finally met.

One faithful monday, my phone rang, and it was her.
She told me she was in PH, and that she will be glad to meet me.
I quickly arranged for the meeting. I saw her that same day.
She looked beautiful and tall. She looked more like a model.

The only 'koko' was that she was a phone booth.
Her phone rings like 2 calls per minute. She had like 5 sims, but one phone.
i got tired of her after 2 days. O boy the girl na glutton.
This babe dey finish one butter can with one loaf of "Agege" bread.
My little resources was going thin and i had to act fast, before I go die.
She come know my area pass me, as she come get plenty friends, especially male.

To cut the long story short, she finally left after about a week.
The sad news be say, she de inside blood, so no show.

She dey inside blood.lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SirBigH: When she announced to me via SMS that she's in flyover, a new form of excitement greeted my mood. From afar, and with car lights shinning at her, I saw a giant chick standing, looking confused and scared. She was on a black trouser and ash coloured top both fitting perfectly to her body complementing her white slippers. Her gold earrings on her double piercing ear was radiant in the night. She tied a black small faced leather watch and a gold hand chain. She was looking cute and smell nice too.
"Hi" I said to her, "thank God who for journey mercies" I continued.

Without waiting for a formal introduction, she hugged me warmly and said "I'm glad I made it here today, happy to see you". The hug lasted for about 30 seconds and I introduced my friend to her and they exchanged pleasantries. Soon, my friend handed me the money I requested with a little extra and excused himself to leave but not without telling me "guy, I don dey look this girl since, if e too heavy you, call me". I just laughed and discharged him. Myself and Uduak made our way to my place.


I was walking in close proximity with her that I couldn't check her rear to see the deposit of flesh our creator left there while molding her. Nonetheless, I consoled myself with the fact that she'll be spending days with me so I'll have hundreds of opportunity to not only look and admire, but to also....... Few minutes before 9pm, we arrived at my place and NEPA as they were formerly called acted right for the first time in a long time by blessing me with light. I ushered her in, flicked the switch on, dropped her bag on the table and behold, here she is. Her two giant boobs were firmly fixated to her body, starring at me, her hips were broad like like an ocean, her rear was massive like the pile of yams in a barn, her skin was looking smooth and radiant, her smile was infectious and her voice very calm. Only turn off was that she was two times bigger than what I saw. Photos could be deceitful, they only tell a story. Uduak was massive in size, she was fat.



"I know you've not had anything to eat since you left Calabar, you need to eat something before you you take a shower, and gist me on how your day has been" I told her. I quickly went to the suya seller in my hood and bought us some good quantity. I bought some oranges too and quickly returned home to fry some plantain in the kitchen. In less than 20minutes, dinner was ready: Fried ripe plantain with suya, cabbage, tomatoes and onion. After eating, I told her she needed to shower or rather we needed to go to the bathroom together. She was coy in her smile and said she want to do it alone to afford her the privacy to wash herself intoto. In my mind I was like, ghen gehn -------->>>>>


The events that followed afterwards is too long. Remember her se.xul preference and all that? It wasn't a small thing between us......

Badoolee.

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Hehehehe!
I almost choked on my boiled corn.
It is very gud for u.

Never had a bad blind date experience before. Can't say a couple of them haven't been disappointing in the looks department though(people with the best voices turn out that way sometimes ).

But the stories here are soooooo hilarious

Those of u saying I gave up the relationship because he or she is ugly this and that,are u saying d truth,is it not other way round?

Eyop: Well mine was via wrong number. It all happened some years ago while i was in a relationship and i noticed one particular number always calling me that she wants to speak with one Aunty Monique but i kept telling her that she's calling a wrong number but she kept calling my number and sending goodwill messages that she's sure of the number she's calling that i should return the owners phone. After a while she stopped and coincidentally my relationship ended that period so i felt i should contact this person that has been calling me all these while to know more about her.

Contacted her and asked to know more about her and she told me her names and she's a student of University of Abuja and she also resides in Abuja with her elder sister and the next thing that came to my mind was that this should be a runs girl but all the same i continued the conversation and also requested for her pic but she refused telling me that since i told her it's a wrong number that we should end the conversation and we shouldn't contact each other again.

But i continued because she sounded very nice and i wanted to know more about her. I kept persuading her to send me her pics that i would really love to see what she looks like but she said there's no means to send that and the only way she can have that done is via her sister's Blackberry so i gave her my pin and she used her sister's phone to send the pic to me. Very beautiful girl i must say after which i requested for her to come to Lagos but she declined that if am serious,i should come over to Abuja or what do i take her for.

I told some close friends about the recent happenings with this babe and her insisting i should come to Abuja if i must see her and during this time she was in a relationship that was shaky(the guy was never in touch but whenever he does,he will profess love that he's missing her bla bla bla and the relationship will be revived) but me i was always looking for ways to knock the guys job so she can fully concentrate with me because at a point she was not taking me serious like that so i was always calling her everyday and doing all the toasting.

She later told her guy about me and the guy warned her never to allow me come to Abuja which she told me about and she insisted that i shouldn't come again but i later begged and that was resolved.

Finally i decided to embark on my trip to Abuja for the very first time and my guys were making mockery of me that am foolish ooo,guys are going to Abuja for business but me am going to see one babe that i don't know whether she's crippled,slowpoke,etc but i didn't mind them and while i was planning my trip,the babe requested that i should buy a blackberry for her and that when i get to Abuja,she will refund me the money. I was kind of shocked to receive the news and started meditating over it(whether i don enter one chance with this kind request)because it will be a big Bleep up if i should request for the blackberry money on arrival.

I bought the phone and travelled to Abuja and while on the road,i kept wondering what the outcome of my journey will be.So on arrival i informed her as well and she was also eager to see me. We finally met(at Golden Astoria Hotel Utako at their relaxation spot because she resides in Gwarimpa estate) the next day which was on a Saturday and sincerely nothing different from the pics i saw(very beautiful girl) and we gisted and handed over the phone to her,she picked up her hand bag and counted the money to repay me back but i told her it's a gift from me to you. She couldn't believe it but thanked me for the gift. To cut the long story short,i met with the sister and 6 months later she finally accepted my request and we were in a relationship.

But i noticed that she was wasn't open in all totallity to me like that way i was to her,she even said no intimacy despite the way i will beg her like a small baby and this a girl i told i want to marry oooh,made my intentions known to the sister,my family members aware and while in Abuja she met my uncle,wife and children,met with my younger sister as well. So with all the wahala it didn't yield any results so i decided to back out after 2years after the i exhausted my patience. That's how it ended.

Eeeyaaaahhhhhh, pele dear

Brandybliss: I mean why should i? Its nt safe and soo fake. I want a real man who would walk up to me and make his intentions known nt sum fake mistaƙe calls

nice reasons you've got, maybe we can try something out, I'll tell you my flaws

mencade5: okay here is mine...

Well mine is another form of blind date

it was in 2004, i went to waec office in yaba to collect my original certificate of waec g.c.e.
Got there, did all the necessary things and was waiting for the officials to present my certificate to me.

Suddenly i saw something that captured by heart. A lady of divine beauty. Then i was still young in the game of love. To my greatest surprise, she was looking at me too. I took a bold step walked to where she was and initiated a conversation. She was really beautiful. Her level of maturity was great. We talked and joked about so many things. it was as if i had known her for years. Our hearts were locked and connected in unison.
she was there too to collect her certificate.

An official came and directed us to go upstairs to continue with the waiting there. We entered the lift, luckily for us, no one was with us on it, and no one entered the lift either. It was there i had one of the most passionate kiss of my life. Each time we realised that we will soon reach the level pressed we pressed another level for it to go downward.
*sheds a little tears*

we finally finished our task there and was told to proceed to ikeja branch to collect the original certificates. Then i was not with phone then, i collected hers. And we communicated once in a while. I called her as much as she called me. She called me constantly and was prepared to visit me.

But something bad happened, i lost my phone and her contact was in it. Things was kind of expensive for me then. It took me two months to get another phone and to do welcome back on my sim. But i couldnt remember her number. And i guess she had tried my number so many times all to no avail. Maybe she had concluded i had abandoned her. I never heard from her again.

I still think about her...but i can never meet her again.

*sobs*


make una no vex oooo. This is the only blind date i think i have expereinced ooooo.

Nice to know you again. I was that girl

joelenesleek: Nice to know you again. I was that girl

hmmm...prove it by sending N100,000 into my first bank account.

horlabiyi: Mine happened like 2-3yrs ago. I met the girl on twitter,saw Lautech Ogbomoso on her bio then I sent her DM and she reply shaperly then we started chatting via BBM and shared pictures and after 4-6days. I told her that I would like to meet her then you accept and we arranged to meet at a popular eatery by 4pm that day. harp bobo,I baff-up quickly put everything on. I almost finish a can of perfume just to attract her more. I went to the eatery before 4pm patiently waiting for the queen,facing the direction where I can see everybody entering the eatery. Few minutes after 4,a lady was brought by a bike cute,dark skinned,average height for a lady with nice attire and brought her phone out to make call,my body don dey shake shey WOW na big catch be this oo but to my surprise my phone didn't ring,then I heard a phone ringing at the next table after mine then the guy walked out to welcome the lady then I hissed to the extent that the guy was so surprised but he didn't say anything. Guessed that was their first meeting too. Then another bike brought another lady to the eatery, dark skinned,average height for a lady,UGLY and I was like no she must not be the one. Then she entered without calling or anything then she looked around and saw me and came straight to my table and I was like WTF,she introduced herself and to my surprise her teeth be like CAMEL teeth,imagine a person having teeth that look like ARMY uniform colour very dirty and scatter. I didn't spend up to 10mins with her and the funniest thing is that the guy was making fun of me with the look on his face. I was so embarrassed.

LOL