og2711: Friendzone.....even saying the word makes me shiver.


My neighbor is school was a real nice guy. We lived in staff quarters in Uniben, which was a nice place to stay because it was always calm and there was usually light. In fact, it was normal to always have one friend wanting to sleep over.

Anyway, he let one babe who he was toasting come and live in his room with him part time. She slept there like 3 times a week but unfortunately, my guy had been friendzoned. All the time she slept there, nothing ever happened.

Nna, one day the babe bring one corper come (guy) say na her cousin and e no get anywhere take pass the night. My agree for de guy to spend the night. As my guy go 'faculty' go read (leaving the other two in the room to catch up), na im we, the concerned citizens of the area, go window go see wetin dey happen. Omo, see this babe dey press the guy gbola inside her yass...

We had to sit the guy down when he got back from class....

swanta702: Not all guys are d same , I have a friend and he's been very close to me to an extent that people call us lovers but we re just friends ....a guy approached me ( the guy is known ) which I Told him about it .. But b4 I moved further I asked him one question ( which most guy are scared to ask and I don't knw why) DO U HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME? He replyed by saying ure like a sis to me .... He sees me as his sister which is very cute ...so I don't think der any thing bad in friend zone unless if he's scared of saying his mind and stand by his word den he won't end up in d Friend zone

Oxone: Truth is most people who find themselves in friend zone are in Usually in 2 categories

1. Those who lack the courage to let a girl know that they are interested in dating them believing everything would just fall into place if they are good friends

2. Those who Lack the skill or persuasive ability to convince a girl to date them and would rather be friends than lose her entirely

Now as far as I'm concerned, those who find themselves in this zone only have themselves to blame cos I've been there. My advice is don't waste too much time in letting a girl know how you feel about her and even if you're going to be friends first as some girls are wont to demand, make sure she understands that the basis of that friendship is to find out if you're datable and nothing more.

Finally it all boils down to the choice of walking away if she isn't interested or hanging around and hoping against hope that being there for her would make her one day realize that you're the best thing since sliced bread and fall into your arms (You'll grow white hair waiting )

lawkenoz:
Hahahah! No be small degree, I got that degree later on too but before I bagged it mehn I suffer ooh! I wouldn't even know what to call what I went through cuz we were dating sort of. I was with her for 6 yrs and she said no sex till we get married, I was still flying the "Virgin atlantic airways" then (lol if if u get what I mean). So sex wasn't an issue for me, I agreed and we started dating. I pay transport for her all the way from jos to owerri she so she can come visit me in school.
I dint let her cook so throughout her stay I made sure it was fast foods, with chicken and all you could think of! At night I would leave at her request to sleep In my neighbours room (obviously to avoid temptation).
To cut the long story short after 6 yrs of dating I got back home from my final exams to see her pregnant! I was like how the hell did it happen? We've been talking for 6 months since we last saw so how manage! I got the shock of my life from her reply!
Well needless to say I became a player after that and have never looked back! Friend zoning again? Not on this planet.

Oahray: rotflmao

Ehya, sorry. But blw though. The guys there bring girls in, girls bring guys. And they flatter like hell.

Otunbakay:
Hian! I thought you were a saint. I followed your beatiful defence of womanhood in another thread.
So u fit straff men codedly provided he just lick his tongue and shut his mouth afterward. Hmmmm! Comment my reserved.

Confussion2:

U bet man. Shez coming next week when my off days will start. She sef say make I dey prepare 4 d bursting.
Walahi dis one pass d rig work sef. Which oil go make am easy 4me bros cuz av never disvirgened b4 n I heard d thing is painful.

Been doing press-up since. Cud nt believe though dat at her age she wud still be a V.

Marriage tinz on ma mind

Lordabas: Top 5 Friendzone phrases

1. "You're like a brother to me"
2. "Lol you're so funny" 3. "Bestie"
4. "Awwww thank you" 5. "You're so nice"
If she says any of d above to u..my guy find ur way

6. You are a sent angel

missberrypop5: if that's the case, is anything wrong with being "just friends" with a girl you love?

barcanista: It's Practically impossible to get out of the zone.
Many tried... but...

missberrypop5: if that's the case, is anything wrong with being "just friends" with a girl you love?

barcanista: It's Practically impossible to get out of the zone.
Many tried... but...

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

kalufelix:
kut d shit
these things are naturally instilled in animals . Except u completely withdraw frm the r/ship, mtn zone or wht eva

mistakenly or pre determined u must hav to f?ck the opposite gender AT LEAST ONCE to strike a natural balance

dunno y pple still giv so much respect to sex anyway

btw... "wht are friends for" lol

Odunharry:
God bless u

snadguy007:

O boy...see friendzoners and friendzonees.

zoelife: Our men, no boys, are really becoming something these days. They only think with their thing. Dats y they'll always be friendzoned.

2sExy1: Bro, that's what I really don't like about those guys. Why "lure" people?

Sagamite:

What does blw stand for?

barcanista:

barcanista: Sweetestguy how far? nice input bro... I have ONLY been Friendzoned Once in my LIFE that was when i was 17. I remained in that Cell for complete 6 months without parole before I forced my way out to gain freedom .

I just rescued a friend who was friendzoned by his GF this morning ... That inspired the thread

Sagamite:

What does blw stand for?

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