DocAdray:



Hahaa...
Quite a number of them.

*covers face*

which do you prefer: romantic guy or a bad boy?

sweetguy10: But really I don't know how guys ended up being friend zoned . The truth is that I really can't be "Just friends" with a girl and still spend time together . I don't know how to be "friends" with girls , it is either we are sex mates , romantic partners or acquaintances . How will a girl spend lots of time with me and I won't bodge her ? Ahh I know myself sha , as I take spoil reach e nor fit happen

I swear, I wonder ow d tin dey be...e no fit happen to me....na me go first delete u

princesa: All u guyz should go get a life already. There are more important things to life than sex.

That girl who may not want a romantic relationship with you might just serve as a useful connection in the future if you put your third leg to rest and just remain friends with her.

You musnt bleep everything on skirt, feelings or no feeling!

Make una let person hear word abeg!

kut d shit
these things are naturally instilled in animals . Except u completely withdraw frm the r/ship, mtn zone or wht eva

mistakenly or pre determined u must hav to f?ck the opposite gender AT LEAST ONCE to strike a natural balance

dunno y pple still giv so much respect to sex anyway

btw... "wht are friends for" lol

emsheddy:
bros, dat girl don succeed in decieving u say she love u and u believe. My guy, no reason am oh. She dey use ur head. Calm down plot map on hw to get her down. One one draw. But as e stand now, u dey lose oh. Na she be Germany and she don Brazilify u.

I wan knack her apkako, bt na hw 2 take plot d graph I no knw

Sanchez01:
[size=15pt]Talk about lady who thinks like a man!!! [/size]

I know this is a compliment however I think like me

Sagamite:

Someone else is already eating it on your behalf.

I don't mind if som1 else eat. Wat I want is mi share n I hv d feelin dat she won't hesitate if I ask hw. Where d prblm lies wit me is hw do I ask her

My own case : I have this chick ,we claim to be in a
relationship but she give me conditions that, we can't
hangout as i wish. LADIES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
3months in now and we have only hungout once
after about 60of my controls to her. Then the first
control ever she gave me, I attended and we got
dirty*i mean wetty fingaling sucking dirty* but she
wouldn't allow me penetrate...saying she's a virgin
and she's not redy. Since then she has failed to
hangout with me again not that she can't go out but
she just won't do any ouuting whatsoever with
me...called it quit with her yesterday and she's seems
so unmoved not a single plea uptill this moment
LADIES TALK TRUE...WOULD U LET A GUY U CLAIM TO
LOVE SLIP AWAY JUST LIKE THAT? Won't even try to
make contact, to atleast show a sign of I still love u or
miss u?...only for her to put up this nonensical DP on
her profile *im nor b maga, she know my story and
how I want her to change me *this pic could be to
anyone

emsheddy: true confession! Lolzzzz

Stop trying to get into all the pants around you.
Stick to the one you have and remain just friends with the others.

You love her but desperate to bed her
Says much huh?
She's doing the right thing. She doesn't want to have sex with you so she's staying away
That's a sensible girl.

It's amazing how y'all want chaste women but get hot under the collar when you meet one that is not willing to open her legs immediately.
Most of you are confused
Pick a side and stick to it.
Chaste ladies or hoes?

tonididdy: My own case : I have this chick ,we claim to be in a
relationship but she give me conditions that, we can't
hangout as i wish. LADIES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
3months in now and we have only hungout once
after about 60of my controls to her. Then the first
control ever she gave me, I attended and we got
dirty*i mean wetty fingaling sucking dirty* but she
wouldn't allow me penetrate...saying she's a virgin
and she's not redy. Since then she has failed to
hangout with me again not that she can't go out but
she just won't do any ouuting whatsoever with
me...called it quit with her yesterday and she's seems
so unmoved not a single plea uptill this moment
LADIES TALK TRUE...WOULD U LET A GUY U CLAIM TO
LOVE SLIP AWAY JUST LIKE THAT? Won't even try to
make contact, to atleast show a sign of I still love u or
miss u?...only for her to put up this nonensical DP on
her profile *im nor b maga, she know my story and
how I want her to change me *this pic could be to
anyone

sweetguy10:


Thank God you saved that poor guy bro and it's not like they (girls) don't have a dude that is banging their brains out , they just like taking some for a ride . A dept. mate got friendzoned to the extent that he got introduced to the girl's BF . Yet her BF do beat her and after the beating , she will call my course mate and narrate the whole beatings , the poor slowpoke will placate her , buy some provisions for her and still take her out . Whenever he tries going down south she will start crying and beg the guy not to "spoil their friendship , oh i like you so much but sex will spoil this great friendship " . After the poor dude solemnly narrated his ordeal to me and some friends , we being the "bad" guys they've labelled us gave him some bad advice . He eventually forced his way in and did the deed , two weeks later the girl came back begging for more since he's already "tasted it" . Imagine ? the girl turned to his b1tch and he later sent her away after maximum chopping of the puna

NB: I'm not sweetestguy ooooooo , the other dude copied my moniker and I guess the recent E-tsunami swept his ID away

obviously, u aint him, he doesnt talk like this.

kossydiba: I don't mind if som1 else eat. Wat I want is mi share n I hv d feelin dat she won't hesitate if I ask hw. Where d prblm lies wit me is hw do I ask her

mmmm...somebody answer this virginator...me don retire for d nyt. Gdn all

kossydiba: I wan knack her apkako, bt na hw 2 take plot d graph I no knw

i fit help u draw d map sha. I dey sabi plan wella.

Aah haba, the last one na slave now. He no even reach friendzone yet.

cococandy: You love her but desperate to bed her
Says much huh?
She's doing the right thing. She doesn't want to have sex with you so she's staying away
That's a sensible girl.

It's amazing how y'all want chaste women but get hot under the collar when you meet one that not willing to open her legs immediately.
Most of you are confused
Pick a side and stick to it.
Chaste ladies or hoes?

I doubt the sensible part sha

Zip up
That's all

tonididdy: I doubt the sensible part sha

tonididdy: which do you prefer: romantic guy or a bad boy?

The AVERAGE...

DocAdray:


The AVERAGE...

Kk inbetween?...what u call that kinda guy?

tonididdy: Kk inbetween?...what u call that kinda guy?

Hmmmm...
*thinking*

A cool guy!

cococandy: Zip up
That's all

brb let me get u a link pls.........................................................................................kk read this quickly https://www.nairaland.com/1807244/how-describe-girl-like please comeback here to quote me "with your final tots pls"

DocAdray:



Hmmmm...
*thinking*

A cool guy!

nna your case I never see before oh lol.

Not interested
Just zip up.
Thanks

tonididdy: brb let me get u a link pls.........................................................................................kk read this quickly https://www.nairaland.com/1807244/how-describe-girl-like please comeback here to quote me "with your final tots pls"

tonididdy: nna your case I never see before oh lol.

LOL,
Everyone's case is unique!

TrYcIa1: I will friend zone all of u guys and nufin will happen .You guys will find it fun......If I dey lie,oya make una come make we try am .Like seriously,I dnt think is a big deal

For guys, it is a BIG deal. It is even worse than break up; when a guy breaks up with a lady, he nurses athe pain and tries to forget. He does in time, compared to being friend zoned, knowing fully well that you get to suffocate each time she tells you that you're the sweetest brother she never had and the perfect gentleman character in me is so rare that she hopes to find my traits in her prince charming someday.

Question: Abeg, wetin do me:/?

When a girl replies with "Awwww" that means she's politely asking you to return to the friendzone you just tried escaping.
#FACT

cococandy: Not interested
Just zip up.
Thanks

k

Friendzone.....even saying the word makes me shiver.


My neighbor is school was a real nice guy. We lived in staff quarters in Uniben, which was a nice place to stay because it was always calm and there was usually light. In fact, it was normal to always have one friend wanting to sleep over.

Anyway, he let one babe who he was toasting come and live in his room with him part time. She slept there like 3 times a week but unfortunately, my guy had been friendzoned. All the time she slept there, nothing ever happened.

Nna, one day the babe bring one corper come (guy) say na her cousin and e no get anywhere take pass the night. My agree for de guy to spend the night. As my guy go 'faculty' go read (leaving the other two in the room to catch up), na im we, the concerned citizens of the area, go window go see wetin dey happen. Omo, see this babe dey press the guy gbola inside her yass...

We had to sit the guy down when he got back from class....

MissMeiya:

Nope that's friends with benefits. And that never works out.

.


I stand to disagree wif dat,it works

lynpetra:


I know the commandment,and I know my sins too.Breaking the rules doesn't mean I hate the rules or ignorant about it. .
I hate guys that kiss and tell.Fu^k and shut up is one of the rules in good relationships!

Yeah! I feel you, I was only teasing.
Some guyz are just fond of d bulls hit.
Even as a guy I hate it too. It is an act
Done between two matured adult, done
In private and should remain private to them.

Friendzone just got to a new level.

kossydiba: I hv alson been in dat frnd zone issue n even still now. Mi own case is different anyway cuz she really loves me n tells everyone dat am her guy. She use mi pics as her dp most tym bt d issue there is dat I hv spent a lot on her bt wat I hv goten in return is emotional kisses n hug. Where d problem lies is dat I don't knw hw am goin 2 tell her dat I want 2 eat her kele

Yes, yours is really different. It is the peak of being zoned. You sure are in trouble.

kossydiba: I don't mind if som1 else eat. Wat I want is mi share n I hv d feelin dat she won't hesitate if I ask hw. Where d prblm lies wit me is hw do I ask her

Got ya.

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