Ishsoph:
Good afternoon

Okwa stick gi ahapugo yoghurt ona a'produce na a'produce zi red wine, baa?
Now nwanne gi nwanyi e'disbrother go gi

obayaya:

She can't disbrother me. Blood runs thicker than water

Good morning

Mondisweets: Ishsoph...olubukato... You girls dont have boyfriends

Ishsoph:

Mondi this thread is my sister's
She begged me to moderate it for her

Caseless: tapping is my calling. But wont do that now cos i hav bn delivered frm tapping. BTW, U ar tappable!
*sekems out of thread*
ishsophe, i jst did.

Ishsoph:
So you now produce red wine like Mondisweet my sister, baa?

Morning sir!

Mondisweets: see woman wr..... Chai!

obayaya:

Red wine dey high pass yogurt na

How was your night?

Ishsoph:
Lmao!

Night was regrettably shortened due to late night chatting in your nkoro(Jb lounge)

Gotta see you later bro

Ishsoph:
Bye let me not see you here again so that you'll not be tempted to touch cos you'll have yourself to blame.

Prowizy2: Come on to me ye single girls and i'll give ya all unconditional love.

I have enough peniis money to satisfy all of you

bokoslayer:

Are you a Witness? Jehovah's Witness I mean

Dayhorla:

missfalcao14: Shopping For The Perfect Gift For Her!

Ishsoph:
Lmao!

Night was regrettably shortened due to late night chatting in your nkoro(Jb lounge)

Gotta see you later bro

obayaya:

How far?

which strike again?

Ishsoph:

Listen to your radio/tv tonight you'll hear
By the way, go fill your tank now cos fuel scarcity will hit naija from tomorrow.

obayaya:

Hmmmm

Na wa o

Ishsoph:
Yeah make person for rest sef
How person go work out his arss for this ungrateful nation and you'll tell him he's not entitled to pension

Guy do go report for ekiti and get accommodation make I come holiday. Make sure those lady corp members are your neighbours

obayaya:

That doesn't sound cool


See your head?
No let Teespice catch you
it's osun not ekiti

Ishsoph:
Don't mind bunch of thieves

Wherever it is. There's no place in this naija am prohibited from visiting.

Prowizy2:

Hello sweetie!!

Dayhorla: hi

Prowizy2:

How are u

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?