Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,433 members, 7,815,982 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 10:46 PM

11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand - Romance (5) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand (64877 Views)

Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand / Why is it that only Girls are asked to keep their virginity? / 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 1:40am On Aug 27, 2014
curiouses: Big fat lie! No real guy don't care about curves. Only dogs chase after flat girls.
shut up that gutter and pack well. ewu gambia! was is not that your 19 year old brother that was caught sleeping with a dog in edo state? too much porn movies has scattered the brains of you and your likes on this thread. real men don't rely on all that shiiit for a hard on. wait till you become a real man or better still,get your self checked before your sexuality becomes a problem. this thread don dey smell.#spits and runs away#

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Donmichaelz(m): 1:41am On Aug 27, 2014
after breaking up wit my gf I decided to date someone different her name is PES, u see, unlike my gf, PES doesnt raise my bp.. she is so amazing

2 Likes

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 1:51am On Aug 27, 2014
chinasaekperem: nope allure, am not chino, maybe I sound like him sha. Sorry I had to use another moniker, mynd banned the chinazaekperem moniker till 2018.
Oh, my bad!! sad • Sorry about the ban though..
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by curiouses: 1:54am On Aug 27, 2014
SirShymex:

Lol, you're sly. tongue

Send me a sneak peek via PM, I wanna see if you're telling porkies or not.

The donny, curiouses, said you're lying. tongue

So, it's only right that you try to prove the doubter wrong.

And like Dolly Parton said in "Try": You gotta try(Try and try and try). cool

Your own too much....chaii grin
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by MacLovington(m): 1:58am On Aug 27, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Lolll. I actually love my butt d way it is now...
When I was in secondary sch, I was pretty slim with over-sized butt...coupled with d way I walk. It was a sight
They were making so much fun of me
My English name is 'Edith'
They started calling me 'idi' embarassed
I had to pray to God, now it's normal nd I'm happy. Big butt aint every.

Oh, Sweet Jesus, y'all asking for pics...lol
Not like it was Nicki-Minaj big, just over-size for a thin girl...
I don't show my butt to the world. Exclusive for my hubby #kisses#
.

Lol, funny girl.

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by curiouses: 2:05am On Aug 27, 2014
koyyes:
shut up that gutter and pack well. ewu gambia! was is not that your 19 year old brother that was caught sleeping with a dog in edo state? too much porn movies has scattered the brains of you and your likes on this thread. real men don't rely on all that shiiit for a hard on. wait till you become a real man or better still,get your self checked before your sexuality becomes a problem. this thread don dey smell.#spits and runs away#

Don't run away, wait let me give you your size. The guy caught in Edo I heard was you half brother, why are you disowning your own? Like I said, if flat girls is what you chose of all the blessings of God on this earth, I suggest you visit TB Joshua. Well, I don't blame you, I blame the toothpick you're carrying around as Joystick. Toothpicks are not meant for fleshy behind back, they're meant for DollyParton1 kind of butts. You have a case, right. And who told you I'm not a real? Ode Oshi
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:05am On Aug 27, 2014
tosscash1:

pix or ........................IDONBELIEVEIT!! cheesy
Lool, smh for you cheesy
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by curiouses: 2:08am On Aug 27, 2014
banega: Naah, don't get mee wrong,. M not entirely flat,. Um its neither big nor small,. Let's just say ma bum is moderate!! tongue Yea that's the word!!!!

You profile pix attest to this. You're not lying.

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 2:10am On Aug 27, 2014
1. Yoga pants are great, but they are not "all that" for the "fat bottom girls" either. They tend to slide down when I sit. "Crack" is not attractive.


2. Same problem here. If I can get them over my butt to start with, they slowly slip as I move. I'm constantly pulling them up as I walk and every time I get up.

3. Squatting makes even a small butt tighter.

4. Hmmmm

5. No big loss...

6a. embarassed

6b. Umm...wow....harsh

7. Same here

8. Unfortunately all my padding IS "in the back". The part that connects with the bike seat doesn't have that much padding.

9. "Baby Got Back definitely does not mean...Baby not heavy.

10. I'm not jealous of smaller behinds, but I would gladly pass some of my bosoms on.

11. Pancakes are carbs. They go right to your stomach, your hips and your thighs. undecided

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by DollyParton1(f): 2:12am On Aug 27, 2014
curiouses:

Well, I don't blame you, I blame the toothpick you're carrying around as Joystick. Toothpicks are not meant for fleshy behind back, they're meant for DollyParton1 kind of butts. You have a case, right. And who told you I'm not a real? Ode Oshi

BOY!!! You have issues. Chuckleheaded goat
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:16am On Aug 27, 2014
OP is an i d i o t! Men are responsible for the problems women face with their butts. Smh... angry angry angry
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by curiouses: 2:18am On Aug 27, 2014
DollyParton1:

BOY!!! You have issues. Chuckleheaded goat

GIRL!!! Yes I have issues with knucklehead flat ass** bimbos.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:19am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:
1. Yoga pants are great, but they are not "all that" for the "fat bottom girls" either. They tend to slide down when I sit. "Crack" is not attractive.


2. Same problem here. If I can get them over my butt to start with, they slowly slip as I move. I'm constantly pulling them up as I walk and every time I get up.

3. Squatting makes even a small butt tighter.

4. Hmmmm

5. No big loss...

6a. embarassed

6b. Umm...wow....harsh

7. Same here

8. Unfortunately all my padding IS "in the back". The part that connects with the bike seat doesn't have that much padding.

9. "Baby Got Back definitely does not mean...Baby not heavy.

10. I'm not jealous of smaller behinds, but I would gladly pass some of my bosoms on.

11. Pancakes are carbs. They go right to your stomach, your hips and your thighs. undecided
Are you fat or have a big bottom? The combo can be annoying.

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 2:33am On Aug 27, 2014
all4naija: Are you fat or have a big bottom? The combo can be annoying.

Big bottom, smaller waist is not an easy combo either. It makes it hard for me to find clothes that fit. I had to learn to sew. That way I can do the needed alterations.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:35am On Aug 27, 2014
There is nothing wrong with women having flat butt . We (men) are the problem!
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:45am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:

Big bottom, smaller waist is not an easy combo either. It makes it hard for me to find clothes that fit. I had to learn to sew. That way I can do the needed alterations.
You can go on a gym if you feel you aren't comfortable with your...though. Why do women feel so much insecure with their body? I know of somebody who would do anything to see your kind of body shape in this forum. cheesy grin

Sewing your clothes by yourself is not going to help. A fashionable lady needs to buy her clothes from the designer's shops.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by wordsplay(m): 2:46am On Aug 27, 2014
inform any graduate or student you know to go online and register here http://tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?id=100208 .If successfully selected, the government will be paying them N30,000 monthly for 1year. Companies, organizations and institutions can also register and interns will be sent to them, while government pays the interns N30,000. Please spread the news: See it as an Income/Job opportunity.let's give it a try by registering
Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria | One Star Ambassador
tan.org.ng
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:47am On Aug 27, 2014
@ texanomaly

I just checked your profile. Is that you on the profile photo?
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Bolt3(m): 2:53am On Aug 27, 2014
curiouses: Big fat lie! No real guy don't care about curves. Only dogs chase after flat girls.
Only dogs chase after bitchs.

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 2:53am On Aug 27, 2014
all4naija:
You can go on a gym if you feel you aren't comfortable with your...though. Why do women feel so much insecure with their body? I know of somebody who would do anything to see your kind of body shape in this forum. cheesy grin

Sewing your clothes by yourself is not going to help. A fashionable lady needs to buy her clothes from the designer's shops.

I never said I was not happy with my body. I said big bottom girls have problems too.

I also did not say I make my own clothes. I said I learned to sew in order to do alterations/tailor my clothes.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 2:55am On Aug 27, 2014
all4naija: @ texanomaly

I just checked your profile. Is that you on the profile photo?

No...I chose that pic because I goes with my sig.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 2:59am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:

No...I chose that pic because I goes with my sig.
Okay.But... Are you a white lady? I am just curious to know. I am sorry for asking you that question though.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 3:08am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:

I never said I was not happy with my body. I said big bottom girls have problems too.

I also did not say I make my own clothes. I said I learned to sew in order to do alterations/tailor my clothes.
Thank you for clearing that up. I thought you were.

However, I like women who believe in themselves and do something about what bother them about their body. Big bottom is usually the black people thing. I don't know why they are fascinated by it.

Nice to see you have extracurricular skill. I think a homey lady needs to know one or more tads about or have such skill.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by MsNas(f): 3:11am On Aug 27, 2014
all4naija: Okay.But... Are you a white lady? I am just curious to know. I am sorry for asking you that question though.
Lmfaooo. Someone's tryna famz!!!! She's green

1 Like

Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Nobody: 3:14am On Aug 27, 2014
Well I can't relate to any of that praise God
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 3:15am On Aug 27, 2014
all4naija: Okay.But... Are you a white lady? I am just curious to know. I am sorry for asking you that question though.

Why are you sorry? Yes I am white.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by HandOfChukwu: 3:19am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:

Why are you sorry? Yes I am white.
LOL The funniest thing is i was about to ask if this thread was for white girls and to my surprise there actually are white girls on this forum. Funny..
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by nhtuyenbk: 3:26am On Aug 27, 2014
Someone is talking from experience via công ty bảo vệ. grin
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 3:33am On Aug 27, 2014
HandOfChukwu: LOL The funniest thing is i was about to ask if this thread was for white girls and to my surprise there actually are white girls on this forum. Funny..

So what are you saying? You don't know any black girls with flat butts, or white girls with big ones? That's a bit stereotypical. Don't you think?
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by HandOfChukwu: 3:48am On Aug 27, 2014
texanomaly:

So what are you saying? You don't know any black girls with flat butts, or white girls with big ones? That's a bit stereotypical. Don't you think?
It's rare though, white girls having a flat tire is common, it's a part of who white people are, flat butts, no lips.
Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by texanomaly(f): 4:10am On Aug 27, 2014
HandOfChukwu: It's rare though, white girls having a flat tire is common, it's a part of who white people are, flat butts, no lips.

Excuse me

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (Reply)

[Kissing] Your Partner Doesn't Know How To Kiss / Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! / Bosoms Sagging

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.