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, Shadodempn ( 40), feranming ( 31), asoebi ,
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GSKing, careema( 22 ), dtruthis ( 29 ), Jaycool18 ( 19)
, Kingblingz ( 21), alhyhat ( 24), idrees244 ( 21 ),
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Thanks Boss 4 d birthdae wish,indeed september 2 is a wonderful day cos on dat day LEGENDS were given birth to.

dammygoody: IT'S BIRTHDAY TIME"!"!!!!!!!!!
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ZACHIE (27), ,



ENJOY!!!!!!

so today na my baiday.....me no know o
only be say my alter ego go dey vex now say I collect baiday gifts alone

You are all welcome birthday celebrants.....
Make sure we get our cakes too oo

dammygoody: IT'S BIRTHDAY TIME"!"!!!!!!!!!
From the stable of DSTV, we wish these wonderful people a happy, prosperous and wonderful birthday...

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JOXY, lakad4u( 27 ), festusbiz( 22), Les , Billionz( 26)
, Shadodempn ( 40), feranming ( 31), asoebi ,
mystmoze ( 28), hariorh ( 27 ), MahatmaGhandi,
psmile ( 29 ), Winston91( 23 ), dynamo714 ( 26 ),
Asb4love ( 25 ), ZACHIE (27), NobleMimy , bashimam
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whizzman ( 32), dmyke , Codedrunscom ( 26),
olamikunle213 ( 29), eddiebarbskie ,
SELENAqueensy( 21 ), hiidee ( 21), feARless1 ( 23 ),
GSKing, careema( 22 ), dtruthis ( 29 ), Jaycool18 ( 19)
, Kingblingz ( 21), alhyhat ( 24), idrees244 ( 21 ),
of it is maw( 39), peacefull101 ( 21), Unspoken ,
bouqui009 , Trypa( 19 ), MrTeymee ( 19 ), Hordunsee
( 14), ichelle( 30 ), emryxleena ( 19 ), Rahmas ( 22),
Tonialicious( 21), theBILQIS( 19 ), samuelssim ,
ThaiAlNigeria ( 30), AlexisM16 (23), Kollie7( 21),
usedtru1 ( 44)


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Thank You Sir!

And DSTV is life this morning...
Good morning viewers. It's Sammy Hoe, from the stable of DSTV.

SammyHoe: The sky looks very promising today, as if showers of blessing would fall

Yes boss, Top of the morning
.....

I believe TODAY is a wonderful day for you. This is DSTV live. A TV STATION WITH INTEGRITY.

seems like.....

ma no talk sha

PrinceAdepoju: Happy New Month, Guys.

My shout-out goes to everyone.
Specially to Charijee, my E-momma.



And to all nairaland writers, thou art all awesome!!

and to everybody.
I mean all of you patapata, including YOU!!!



I wish us all a safe, pleasant and testimony-filled September.

my most beloved son, PrinceAdepoju...........i've been indisposed for sometime now. .........saw this post and kept grinning. ........Mama cares for you more than you can imagine. ........i feel so honoured and I wish you all the best this month. .......

SammyHoe: We shall be bringing you DOCUMENTARY tonight. You get to see wildlife as it is.

Stay tuned.

Whr d documentary,,, haba

Happy Sunday.

Wishing y'all a wonderful week ahead.

Happy Birthday to this wonderful nairalanders.
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And d trend wants to keep happening again!

Well, i refuse to give up.

Happy Sunday to y'all.

Shout out to all my Muslim brothers and sisters, barkah de salah.

Wishing all nairalanders a wonderful day ahead.

And also, shout out to all Chelsea fans, victory is ours against Arsenal today.

Chow!

And here is another day

It is gonna be a wonderful day
Happy new day everyone on nairaland

It is being quite a while I must say.
Missed u all so much.

DSTV.......

Shoutout to all DSTV crew, all nairaland writers and myself

kristen12:
Shoutout to all DSTV crew, all nairaland writers and myself

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Movies(Threads) Of The Week;

(1) Weekly Interview Thread(Subsidiary of DSTV)- By Emzypaz
www.nairaland.com/1952165/weekly-interview-thread-subsidiary-dammysammytv#1952165

(2) The Adjacent- By Handie
www.nairaland.com/1907590/adjacent-crime-thriller

(3) Friday The 13th_The Haunted Mansion- By Therock5555
www.nairaland.com/1810790/friday-13th-haunted-mansion

(4) 17 Awosika- By Handie
www.nairaland.com/1942208/17-awosika-a-crime-action-thriller

(5) Gentlemen Of The Bar- By Virgo
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*now playing- Murda By Patoranking ft. Shaydee*

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Thanks.

Lets reawake this thread.
@dammygoody, Sammyhoe, SMALLPENIS, and others.

Emzypaz:
Lets reawake this thread.
@dammygoody, Sammyhoe, SMALLPENIS, and others.

yes bro, that's a good idea.

Good morning and welcome to the major news.
First the major headlines.
*PDP, INEC have merged- Tinubu
*Gunmen kill Al-makura aide
Army releases 125 suspected Boko haram members

Now the news in full. Good morning and welcome, my name is Emzypaz.

[b]INEC, PDP have merged- Tinubu


[size=24pt]A[/size] former Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has alleged that the Peoples Democratic Party and the Independent National Electoral Commission have joined forces to ensure that the All Progressives Congress does not retain power in Lagos next year.
Tinubu said that just as three parties merged to form the APC and become a more formidable opponent of the PDP, the INEC had also merged with the PDP to ensure that the PDP wins overwhelmingly in 2015.
Tinubu spoke during a press conference to address the “shoddy” Permanent Voter Card distribution in Lagos on Saturday.
The APC leader, who berated INEC over the manner it conducted the PVC distribution, said the commission had no excuse for failing to put its house in order.
He said, “Just as we (APC) merged to form a formidable opposition party, they have merged with Jonathan to form a formidable rigging machine.
“This exercise is a colossal failure. INEC has the responsibility to give us a date when the exercise would start which they did. They were the ones that picked the date. On the eve of the exercise, they announced they could only carry out the exercise in 11 Local Government Areas out of the 20 recognised by the Federal Government.
“Rather than outright boycott, we endured the frustration and appealed to the public to participate. Our field report and personal experiences indicated that the exercise in those 11 LGAs failed and it is unacceptable. In some instances, you didn’t find INEC and then in some, they did not start on time.”
Tinubu said if four months to the election, INEC had yet to put its house in order, it was safe to say that the commission could not conduct a free and fair election next year.
The former governor said INEC must explain in full detail why it reduced the number of registered voters in Lagos from 6.2 million to 4.8 million.
He argued that INEC’s excuse that it reduced the figure because there were many cases of double registration in 2011 was not tenable. He therefore questioned the commission’s right to “disenfranchise 1.4 million Lagosians without recourse to a court of law.”
He said, “You cannot automatically, without a court of law, disqualify them, you can only suspend them and give them another opportunity to register. To me, this exercise has failed, it is not acceptable, and we consider it as a rigging exercise. INEC has colluded with the presidency and the opposing party to rig the election from the data to the end.”
He stated that the APC would embark on protests across the state if things were not corrected and urged INEC to publish the names of those who were removed from the voter register.
He told INEC to return to the drawing board and start the exercise afresh.
Reacting to the APC chieftain’s allegation, the Chief Press Secretary to the INEC chairman, Kayode Idowu, said there was no reason for the commission to merge with the ruling party.
“INEC has not filed any paper with the country’s Corporate Affairs Commission to be merged with the PDP. It is not a political party,” Idowu said.
He added, “I don’t understand what he meant by INEC merging with the PDP. The Permanent Voter Cards exercise is being conducted without any political colouration. And this exercise is not being conducted in PDP-controlled states alone.”[/b]

[b][size=24pt]The[/size] Nasarawa State Governor, Umaru Al-Makura’s head driver has been assassinated on Saturday by some yet to be identified gunmen.
According to the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Ismaila Numan, who confirmed the killing, the driver, Abdullahi Mairuwa, was said to be travelling with his wife from Lafia to Keana Local Government Area on Saturday morning when he was attacked by the gunmen at Tudun Adabu village in Obi Local Government Area of the state.
“The report we got from the scene indicated that Mairuwa’s killers shot him at close range in the presence of his wife, before escaping through a bush path,” Numan told News Agency of Nigeria.
The PPRO said detectives had been deployed to investigate the killing.
A family source, who preferred anonymity, told NAN that the gunmen had told the victim’s wife not to panic and that they had come for her husband alone, whom they shot twice in the chest.
The source added Mairuwa’s remains had been taken to Keana for burial according to Islamic rites.[/b]