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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by teiluj(f): 9:49am On Sep 01, 2014
MARKone: .
hahahahaha ha. u no go kill me
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by dyfatai(m): 9:50am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg:
THANKS BUT DON'T BOTHERwink
nawa 4 u oooo, d guy ask u 4 ur number, u no give am and d number is right there for all to see. Did u forGET or you are forming hard to GET.

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Dreyl(m): 9:54am On Sep 01, 2014
Very cheap lines
i don't use them.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kurajordan(m): 9:55am On Sep 01, 2014
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by missEmjay(f): 9:57am On Sep 01, 2014
love number 8. Its a Cool way of saying 'you're an angel'
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by MarieSucre(f): 10:01am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
Na wa o. Na only your birthday waka come?
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by chiogoezubem(f): 10:03am On Sep 01, 2014
barackodam:



angry undecided

I sure say u and maynation faces dey exactly like these smileys...lmao!!!
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maynation(f): 10:06am On Sep 01, 2014
chiogoezubem:

I sure say u and maynation faces dey exactly like these smileys...lmao!!!
undecided




tongue

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kcowen(m): 10:10am On Sep 01, 2014
when David was writing about the Virtues Woman in the Psalms,Neither Did He Know He was Refering To You
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by CodeineJunkiee(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

Who cares!? You've been pasting this poo on several threads now. Attention seeking basic b**ch

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2014
valmunich:
Lol.. Odimma oo, just try learn am, small small e go master u. I was born and raised in the east

e n0 easy o0o i d0n bite ma t0ngue finish, which part of east u dey? Nah owerri?
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by jvera(f): 10:18am On Sep 01, 2014
a guy owns tld me ma face luk alike i laff die dat dat
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Chadso(m): 10:20am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
HappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies...
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 01, 2014
ndeepurity:

wow! i love the mirror, but i think i like the image displayed on the mirror more. Happy birthday pumpkin
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 01, 2014
Chadso: HappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies...
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 01, 2014
smudge2079:
LLNP hip hip hip hurray!
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:29am On Sep 01, 2014
Ignatio:

Happy Birthday. Let me take you out for a birthday lunch.
THANKSsmileyBUT DON'T BOTHERwink
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 01, 2014
goalburner:
Happy Bday. LLNP
Now sinx u'v gotten so mach attentions on guys willing to take u out todai, then make ur choice by selectin one and lez know who he is.
THANKSsmileyBUT DON'T BOTHERwink
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:31am On Sep 01, 2014
dyfatai: nawa 4 u oooo, d guy ask u 4 ur number, u no give am and d number is right there for all to see. Did u forGET or you are forming hard to GET.
I FORGOTlipsrsealed
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Jerryolumide(m): 10:35am On Sep 01, 2014
Nyc 1. I don learn new lines
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by obiscolly(m): 10:36am On Sep 01, 2014
Quite funny. Not a fan of pick up lines though. I feel they're getting obsolete, and chances are that the lady has heard those lines a thousand and one times. So even if it sounds funny, you might just get a straight face from the lady in question. But then again, attitude can make a girl laugh a thousand times at the same old joke.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 01, 2014
CodeineJunkiee:

Who cares!? You've been pasting this poo on several threads now. Attention seeking basic b**ch
HATEERRRZcheesygringringringrin
IF E DEY.PAIN U,GO KISS MONKEY tongue
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Kunle106(m): 10:40am On Sep 01, 2014
Your legs must be weak, because you are always running on my mind.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kilokeys(m): 10:41am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg:
THANKS BUT DON'T BOTHERwink
u think say i wan use pick up line collect ya numbr shey?.. lol. ill send u a pm
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:42am On Sep 01, 2014
Chadso: HappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies...
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Thebrightest(m): 10:42am On Sep 01, 2014
Kachisbarbie: I hate lines
What about angles and shapes like triangle?
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by gannod(m): 10:43am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
HBD
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hensben(m): 10:47am On Sep 01, 2014
hapiness44: People still fall 4 dz kindergarten lines?... I SMh 4 ladies that will believe this sh*t
abi..tell o.p its only 'baby take my atm card, this is my pin' that you guys fall for these days.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:47am On Sep 01, 2014
gannod: HBD
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by herbeytv(m): 10:48am On Sep 01, 2014
lmao

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 10:51am On Sep 01, 2014
Gozieekenkwo:

e n0 easy o0o i d0n bite ma t0ngue finish, which part of east u dey? Nah owerri?
Nah, Asaba
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ugoezeik(m): 10:52am On Sep 01, 2014
dridowu: Fellow Nigerians Good Morning
so only Gudmng is ol U gato say abt dis? Wat is Good abt dis mng if l may ask

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