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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by teiluj(f): 9:49am On Sep 01, 2014 |
MARKone: .hahahahaha ha. u no go kill me |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by dyfatai(m): 9:50am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg:nawa 4 u oooo, d guy ask u 4 ur number, u no give am and d number is right there for all to see. Did u forGET or you are forming hard to GET. 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Dreyl(m): 9:54am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Very cheap lines i don't use them. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kurajordan(m): 9:55am On Sep 01, 2014 |
// 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by missEmjay(f): 9:57am On Sep 01, 2014 |
love number 8. Its a Cool way of saying 'you're an angel' |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by MarieSucre(f): 10:01am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHNa wa o. Na only your birthday waka come? |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by chiogoezubem(f): 10:03am On Sep 01, 2014 |
barackodam: I sure say u and maynation faces dey exactly like these smileys...lmao!!! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maynation(f): 10:06am On Sep 01, 2014 |
chiogoezubem: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kcowen(m): 10:10am On Sep 01, 2014 |
when David was writing about the Virtues Woman in the Psalms,Neither Did He Know He was Refering To You |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by CodeineJunkiee(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH Who cares!? You've been pasting this poo on several threads now. Attention seeking basic b**ch 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: e n0 easy o0o i d0n bite ma t0ngue finish, which part of east u dey? Nah owerri? |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by jvera(f): 10:18am On Sep 01, 2014 |
a guy owns tld me ma face luk alike i laff die dat dat |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Chadso(m): 10:20am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHHappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies... |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 01, 2014 |
ndeepurity:THANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Chadso: HappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies...THANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 01, 2014 |
smudge2079:THANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:29am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Ignatio:THANKSBUT DON'T BOTHER |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 01, 2014 |
goalburner:THANKSBUT DON'T BOTHER |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:31am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dyfatai: nawa 4 u oooo, d guy ask u 4 ur number, u no give am and d number is right there for all to see. Did u forGET or you are forming hard to GET.I FORGOT |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Jerryolumide(m): 10:35am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Nyc 1. I don learn new lines |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by obiscolly(m): 10:36am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Quite funny. Not a fan of pick up lines though. I feel they're getting obsolete, and chances are that the lady has heard those lines a thousand and one times. So even if it sounds funny, you might just get a straight face from the lady in question. But then again, attitude can make a girl laugh a thousand times at the same old joke. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 01, 2014 |
CodeineJunkiee:HATEERRRZ IF E DEY.PAIN U,GO KISS MONKEY |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Kunle106(m): 10:40am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Your legs must be weak, because you are always running on my mind. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kilokeys(m): 10:41am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg:u think say i wan use pick up line collect ya numbr shey?.. lol. ill send u a pm |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:42am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Chadso: HappY Birthday dammy... Long life, success and lots of babies...THANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Thebrightest(m): 10:42am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: I hate linesWhat about angles and shapes like triangle? |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by gannod(m): 10:43am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHHBD |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hensben(m): 10:47am On Sep 01, 2014 |
hapiness44: People still fall 4 dz kindergarten lines?... I SMh 4 ladies that will believe this sh*tabi..tell o.p its only 'baby take my atm card, this is my pin' that you guys fall for these days. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 10:47am On Sep 01, 2014 |
gannod: HBDTHANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by herbeytv(m): 10:48am On Sep 01, 2014 |
lmao 1 Like
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 10:51am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Gozieekenkwo:Nah, Asaba |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ugoezeik(m): 10:52am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dridowu: Fellow Nigerians Good Morningso only Gudmng is ol U gato say abt dis? Wat is Good abt dis mng if l may ask |
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