imagrg: My advice on how to deal with teenagers is this: If you want to catch a monkey, you must behave like a monkey! That way you will flow with them.

lol.

Jhayeahsam01: relationship with teens is like hell indeed... they gat no experience no skills no understanding


remembered the day i mistakenly released... to her Virginia entrance..... immediately she saw that she cried and tot she has pregnant..... very funny kemi

hehehehehehe! Laugh wan throw me inside bush.

xtervaganza: While I understand this op





I will never understand how/why his friend was slapped





I mean no girl/lady/woman born of woman or dropped from sky like terminator will slap me




She's dead already

lol...

Whatever these teenage girls eat these days na only God na im go save guy wey go go approach them thinking they were some adults.

I had just come back from work when my homeboi asked me to escort him to see his smallie as we usually call some of these teenage girls tripping for guyz way older than
them. Determined to really have fun and socialize since it was Friday, I followed him to see his smallie, somewhere in Ozone, Yaba.

It took us a while to locate smallie as she was hanging out with two of her girlfriends and one of their teenage boy friends. It was kind of embarrassing going up and down searching for these kids who kept on giving us unclear description of their position. Finally we found them actually playing a play station game....imagine!!!

After smallie and my homeboi exchanged greetings she introduced one of her girlfriends to me, who actually looked way physically mature than the age she would later tell me was her age. Once the greetings and chitchat stopped we went somewhere to relax and just socialize.

So I sat next to smallie's girlfriend who told me her name was Eniola and kept on forming like a madam boss. The more she tried to talk smart and mature the more she came off to me as some overgrown baby trying so hard to be an adult. They made orders for chicken and chips while my homeboi and I relaxed with a small bottle of orijin each.

Seeing how smallie's friend was acting all mature and smart I decided to amuse myself and asked her if she drinks alcohol....come see sermon on self-respect and upbringing, went on to explain how she can take Smirnoff only when at home and all that childish crappy stuff....i laughed so hard to the point I was like; hope you don't mind me asking, how old are you? For some inexplicable reasons she just blurted something like 16yrs.....in my head, I was like okokobioko... like WTF was i thinking, she and smallie just didn't look it....what the hell do they give these teenage girls these days walking around with jugs and bums that will send Nicki minaj running for some silicon replacement in envy.

Once I knew her age, I just got disinterested and started talking to her like an Uncle would. Did not take long before they excused themselves to leave. O boi I gat tell my homeboi not to ask me to do this kind jonsing again with him, I am no R Kelly .....I like my women young and genuinely mature both in act and age.

kilokeys:

yeye since when does a teenage lover fall under the pedophilia category?
pedophiles are sexxxually attracted to prepubescent girls (age 11 and lower)

Adults whose primary sexxxual attraction is for mid-to-late teens are properly called ephebophiles, but ephebophilia is not considered abnormal by mental health professionals.


i like full teenagers.. and so what?

Peeedo! Perv!

datalossvictim1:

Peeedo! Perv!

aliterate

kilokeys:

aliterate

Hahaha thanks. Whatever that means

PerfectlyPerfect: OP kinda has a point. reminds me of a gurl ah used to date. we had some issues and we broke up. all I needed frm her ws an apology but she was feeling too proud to. from her updates on Facebook, she made an update that it ws better to let something go and save face than to apologize.
I just tire for am. som gurls sef.
#teamNoTime. I just shift am one side

bt I guess at last u n her reconciled. Let some body shout haleluya

rhymz: Whatever these teenage girls eat these days na only God na im go save guy wey go go approach them thinking they were some adults.

I had just come back from work when my homeboi asked me to escort him to see his smallie as we usually call some of these teenage girls tripping for guyz way older than
them. Determined to really have fun and socialize since it was Friday, I followed him to see his smallie, somewhere in Ozone, Yaba.

It took us a while to locate smallie as she was hanging out with two of her girlfriends and one of their teenage boy friends. It was kind of embarrassing going up and down searching for these kids who kept on giving us unclear description of their position. Finally we found them actually playing a play station game....imagine!!!

After smallie and my homeboi exchanged greetings she introduced one of her girlfriends to me, who actually looked way physically mature than the age she would later tell me was her age. Once the greetings and chitchat stopped we went somewhere to relax and just socialize.

So I sat next to smallie's girlfriend who told me her name was Eniola and kept on forming like a madam boss. The more she tried to talk smart and mature the more she came off to me as some overgrown baby trying so hard to be an adult. They made orders for chicken and chips while my homeboi and I relaxed with a small bottle of orijin each.

Seeing how smallie's friend was acting all mature and smart I decided to amuse myself and asked her if she drinks alcohol....come see sermon on self-respect and upbringing, went on to explain how she can take Smirnoff only when at home and all that childish crappy stuff....i laughed so hard to the point I was like; hope you don't mind me asking, how old are you? For some inexplicable reasons she just blurted something like 16yrs.....in my head, I was like okokobioko... like WTF was i thinking, she and smallie just didn't look it....what the hell do they give these teenage girls these days walking around with jugs and bums that will send Nicki minaj running for some silicon replacement in envy.

Once I knew her age, I just got disinterested and started talking to her like an Uncle would. Did not take long before they excused themselves to leave. O boi I gat tell my homeboi not to ask me to do this kind jonsing again with him, I am no R Kelly .....I like my women young and genuinely mature both in act and age.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bro you made me laugh like a mad man. Chei! I can only imagine! Hehehehehe. Seriously teenage girls are frustrating...

I'm a teenager nd I need to say u cnt generalise. Yes some of us hve issues buh nt all. Dea r nice mature teenage gals awt dea. Maybe u've nt met 1 b4.

estellar12: I'm a teenager nd I need to say u cnt generalise. Yes some of us hve issues buh nt all. Dea r nice mature teenage gals awt dea. Maybe u've nt met 1 b4.

obviously you are. Only teenagers write like this.

clemz88: bt I guess at last u n her reconciled. Let some body shout haleluya

lolz. yeah. turned out ah liked her more than I thought I did

rhymz: obviously you are. Only teenagers write like this.

. I can c from ur very 'mature' comment dah u jxt hve issues with us.

ME I LIKE OLDER WOMEN WELL WELL. ANY ALHAJAS IN THE HOUSE PLEASE HOLLA ME @ +4474273....... NO SUGAR MUMMIES PLEASE. SUGAR AUNTIES I CAN MANAGE

Ya girl of dat age is so defensive wen it come body and things around it, thou is there age they are living wen times they outgrow it sorry to your friend

uzolexis:
Awww Vessi is so cute

Uzo is more beautiful.

[size=28pt]Any relationship with a teenage girl under 18 is child abuse.No matter how big she is.
Even before I had sex with the one that was 18, she begged me and after I did it, I went on my knees to ask God for forgiveness. [/size]

op you are right, anyone who thinks otherwise is a teenager.

estellar12: I'm a teenager nd I need to say u cnt generalise. Yes some of us hve issues buh nt all. Dea r nice mature teenage gals awt dea. Maybe u've nt met 1 b4.

You needn't tell us you are a teenager. Your childish shortforms gave you up.

Vessi:
You needn't tell us you are a teenager. Your childish shortforms gave you up.

Ahah, uncle Vessi! What's wrong with her short forms again?

Kachisbarbie:
Ahah, uncle Vessi! What's wrong with her short forms again?

Madam, I never reach Uncle levels o.
Her shortforms are just too many and that makes the entire sentence much difficult to comprehend. Then, I remembered she is a teenager and many of them type incoherent words on social sites/fora.

unyours: thanks Mrsbreezy, i'm not hating on teenage girls. Once had a best shoe that hurts when i put it on yet it remains my best shoe. I might chose not to wear it on several outing cos i don't want to feel uneasy. I might as well choose to give it out instead of getting hurt all the time by it. In summary, i don't hate teenage girls!

Hmm okay. Haha I like that parable. good luck with all the mentions.

Mutuwa: Old excerpt worth sharing

Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates.. for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams ..for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady .. he loves.. just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children.. by working late at night without any complain.

He builds ..their future by taking loans from banks and repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot and still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he raises hands on a woman, then he's cruel.

If he gets hit by a woman, then he's a sissy.

If he picks up a fight seeing his girl with another guy, then he's jealous and insecure.

If he remains silent, then he's a coward.

If he goes out, then he's careless.

If he stays at home, then he's lazy.

If he scolds children, then he's a monster.

If he doesn't scold, then he's an irresponsible guy.

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy.

If he doesn't stop wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings.

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy.

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

wow!. this piece is rich.


permit me to copy and paste this on ma facebook...

Most teenage girl are not thinking of marriage yet, they believe they still have lots of years ahead before settling down, that's why they're not into any serious relationship nd they're not ready for any. And when it comes to sex issue, they give it to their mates(teenage boys) 2ru play play, without asking for anything, cos they know that those their mates have no jobs and cannot afford anything. But if you are a matured guy nd you wnt to try them for any relationship, then you better load your pocket very well because you must feed her nd her friends, otherwise they will look at you as if you came to reap where you did not sore.

unyours: thanks alot. One of the few matured comments on this thread. Sure they will outgrow it. They turn out to become the matured and grown-up i go after these days. Like the way i don't mingle with immature girls, i don't as well answer immature posts i just pray such posters outgrow such too.

wow that's good of u

MrsBreezy:

Hmm okay. Haha I like that parable. good luck with all the mentions.

Hahahahaha! those mentions? Had to ignore most of them. Only replied the reasonable ones...

unyours: hahahahahaha! That your cousin must be a learner

but this one better pass d 1500 recharge , ur friend na d real learner ooooh *smiles*

mcdreeezy: Blame you for what? No be she go find trouble? Even if she's offended sef, for the fact that the guy is her senior she's not supposed to try such

if u gt to university environment (I dnt knw if ur in one) u will knw say no senior for anywhere oooh *

unyours: i won't dispute that. I don't really know but all my life, even as a teenager, i never had anything serious for a teenager. Even at age of 16, my first lover wasn't a teenager but in few occasions i've tried to make out with a teenager, their attitude is just so repulsive even while engaging in a normal conversation they attach emotions to every little thing. I don't know about teenage boys and i guess you will be in a better position to say about them.

then u dated an older lady , oya , u na badoo!!!

datalossvictim1:

Peeedo! Perv!

looooool *smug*

MrsBreezy:

Yeah cause your ashy face needs some moisturizer

that's sexual

adedeji65: but this one better pass d 1500 recharge , ur friend na d real learner ooooh *smiles*

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!