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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by youngPRO(m): 7:39am On Sep 19, 2014
You tweeted 'Cant wait for FIFA 15', You have no patience. It is over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ifeomabernard(f): 7:43am On Sep 19, 2014
Mature breakup!

Boy: Have u heard about that movie call other people?

Girl: Nop!

Boy: well that's what I wanna see!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by philantoxx(m): 7:44am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?
for thinking dis way.I fink its ova.lol

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by youngPRO(m): 7:46am On Sep 19, 2014
Did you actually blush to Korede Bello's wink in Dorobucci video? It is over!!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:46am On Sep 19, 2014
Baby, so you cant wake me up when the barca match started. Its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:53am On Sep 19, 2014
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww
so, you have the guts not to smile on this topic, its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 7:53am On Sep 19, 2014
I told you to cook rice and beans and you went ahead to cook beans and rice, it's over!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 7:54am On Sep 19, 2014
ifeomabernard: Mature breakup!

Boy: Have u heard about that movie call other people?

Girl: Nop!

Boy: well that's what I wanna see!


U didnt use #itsOver .. I cant keep reminding u bout such things,its over joo

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Dcaliphate(m): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2014
i am wearing blue jeans, u too are doind the same, so u think we are equals abi, its over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by nekaa(f): 8:04am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?
Wait Wait Wait, What are you saying?
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2014
nekaa: Wait Wait Wait, What are you saying?
which part of statement dnt u understand
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Maximus85(m): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2014
I saw u kissing another guy in my dream, its OVER! My dreams always come true.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 8:10am On Sep 19, 2014
kazmanbanjoko: so, you are jealous of d guys, its over
lol jealous ke guys ni
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 8:12am On Sep 19, 2014
philantoxx:
for thinking dis way.I fink its ova.lol
u dare quote me hm its over and this time i mean i *winks*
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Mavor: 8:14am On Sep 19, 2014
I can't believe this nonsense made frontpage. Nairaland and it's mods need to grow the fu*ck up!!!
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by CoachDX: 8:14am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.
LOL
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by philantoxx(m): 8:17am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: u dare quote me hm its over and this time i mean i *winks*
hahaha..#teamitsover
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 8:19am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: lol jealous ke guys ni
grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 8:27am On Sep 19, 2014
Mavor: I can't believe this nonsense made frontpage. Nairaland and it's mods need to grow the fu*ck up!!!
i think your problems are bigger than your wahala. its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Shortyy(f): 8:35am On Sep 19, 2014
ha ha funny!
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Shortyy(f): 8:39am On Sep 19, 2014
you didn't cry when my granny died. you have no heart! it's over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Blakyclyde(m): 8:50am On Sep 19, 2014
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

Why didn't you laugh when IfIhearam posted that meme about eggs?
You're trying to tell me you're depressed emotionally, abi?

In fact, its been over since yesterday!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by franklingud(m): 8:59am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?
No.. Don't start killin yasef yet...
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 9:00am On Sep 19, 2014
franklingud: No.. Don't start killin yasef yet...
and wat if i do?
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by MoriYanu(m): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.
Baby please! How I'm I suppose to know? Lolz
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Eblinksflex(m): 9:03am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

this one got me
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Amadaz(m): 9:10am On Sep 19, 2014
I LOVE NAIRALAND!
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by AdeniyiA(m): 9:12am On Sep 19, 2014
"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"
grin grin grin

DECEMBER PERIOD.
Bf: i called you yesterday's evening you didn't pick d call, why?
Gf: sorry baby i was fast asleep
Bf: it's a lie, you were with another guy, it's over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Mavor: 9:15am On Sep 19, 2014
kazmanbanjoko: i think your problems are bigger than your wahala. its over
You mean your fada abi? mumu
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Omegapasky: 9:15am On Sep 19, 2014
dagbenga: are u kiddn ,this thread is d most boring thread .... Are peeps laffn on purpose or wat? undecided ....*spits on thread* angry

when last did you go for a medical check up cool
dagbenga: are u kiddn ,this thread is d most boring thread .... Are peeps laffn on purpose or wat? undecided ....*spits on thread* angry

when last did you go for a medical check up

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by tusticks(m): 9:15am On Sep 19, 2014
[color=#000099][/color]Dis is past 6 in d morninn and u av not even said gud morning! It is OVER

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