50calibre:

[s]Lool you're not communicating.

You need to calm down with this cussing you're not in the hood & you're not talking to one of your hood niggas

If you really admire that hoodie of mine, you can at least be direct, because stup*id as you may be, you know that hoodie doesn't cost $30 (which should be like £15) so lets no flog a dead horse.

You're talking to someone who can cater for you like its nothing, post a pic of your most expensive shoe or cloth (possibly with price tag) & I will triple it.

Forget the talk, that's a challenge for you.[/s]

LoL. Seriously, this is getting even more hilarious

Why are we all of a sudden sanctimonious about cursing??

Stop lying that you shielded me from Sagamumu. From what?? When?? Are you mad?? Why are you spouting lies to gain sympathy. See me see this pikin oh What are you going on about?? What is this?

Shut the fvck up half-wit, why don't you start by posting a picture of that cheap a*ss hoodie

Who do you think you're challenging?? A fool like yourself?? *falls down from okro tree*
You don't need me to post nada to flaunt your imaginary wealth. Post them pictures son, I want to see them .

What a dim-wit!

BananaBender:


Mondi already replied this post for me, kinda.

There can be no truce when you're dealing with a nigga suffering from insecurities about his little d1ck.

I am his GOD and he must bow to his master.

Well, Mondisweets is just dreaming big. When will the 50p bride price 50cali returned to her San people ever going to get to a milli? She can dream as big as she wants about being slave for others - but that isn't my portion.

Just allow it!

Heck, the both of you know each other's first names - that's chemistry right there.

You can't blame him for being a real man and for putting his feet down.

All the other naija men who failed to do that are now slaves/servants for their wives in the UK, with curfews and shyte. You need to put naija chics in check at all times before they start growing wings!

SirShymex:


Well, Mondisweets is just dreaming big. When will the 50p bride price 50cali returned to her San people ever going to get to a milli? She can dream as big as she wants about being slave for others - but that isn't my portion.

Just allow it!

Heck, the both of you know each other's first names - that's chemistry right there.

You can't blame him for being a real man and for putting his feet down.

All the other naija men who failed to do that are now slaves/servants for their wives in the UK, with curfews and shyte. You need to put naija chics in check at all times before they start growing wings!

Chemistry?? With what?? What thing am I having chemistry with?

LoL shy, stop riding the fence. You can read for yourself, I didn't start nothing.

I am still in my friend's place, learning how to dance shoki

BananaBender:


Chemistry?? With what?? What thing am I having chemistry with?

LoL shy, stop playing the fence. You can read for yourself, I didn't start nothing.

I am still in my friend's place, learning how to dance shoki

Nah, the real African man, 50cali has spoken!!

Sholly, get in the kitchen and make breakfast for ya man - it's Saturday!

A real African loves his food, stop messing about!

SirShymex:


Nah, the real African man, 50cali has spoken!!

Sholly, get in the kitchen and make breakfast for ya man - it's Saturday!

A real African loves his food, stop messing about!

And the real African woman - Sholly has spoken.

You know comments like this is only going to get me mad. Just stop!

BananaBender:


And the real African woman - Sholly has spoken.

You know comments like this is only going to get me mad. Just stop!

Er, why do you hate "kitchen" and "cooking?"

You know what? I was with one of my white co-workers in the smoking area this week. And he told me that of late, every time he gets home, his Mrs always have his food ready. Something he isn't used to, and he's scared she might be trying to get something from him on the sly. I just laughed when he told me.

And I told him that: in black families, it's a norm. When your wife doesn't cook for you, then there's a big problem. And one of the senior staffs, who is also white but married to an African woman also alluded to the same thing, and why he loves his Mrs. true story!

So, I don't see why you lot are trying to rock the boat, and change something that's quintessentially African.

BananaBender:


I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your stup1dity.

Here goes this buffoon displaying his insecurities again...are you begging for support?? Nobody has time for this show of shame you are creating for yourself.

Sorry, you'll need to get a d1ck bigger than mine before you can bully me. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! You are fugly! And that is a fact! (with that your 4-corner shaped head.)
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. It's not my fault that you look the way you do, blame God.

You can attest that I'm ugly?? Bwahahahahaha. If you wanted to see me, you could hv just asked politely naw. I don't mind helping you fulfill your dreams. I am still finer than anyone in your family that I can bet my a*Ss on. Commit suicide because of a nonentity online?? *Dies*! Get out of your fantasy world, come down to planet earth where your life is even more miserable than the innocent church rat.

BTW, I beg you. In fact I plead with you, if you have a picture of me, please post it and let us see who is truly ugly between the both of us, depraved-hood-brat!

Oh, I hope this is not antics to save face. This is a no damage control zone. I am still expecting that proof. Mr I am rich online but can barely pay my rent in reality.

You are little kid and your insecurities is written all over your post, ugly duckling

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behavior merits, kiddo.

Shut up little twa*t!!

What insecurities do you speak of? Are you kidding me? I'm as secure as fort knoxx, my confidence is sky high....isn't it obvious or are you trying to use your diagnosis on me? It can't work, a patient cannot diagnose his doctor

Some people have seen my pic on NL & no of them can sincerely call me ugly, you know that!! Who has seen your pic?

You can't fight reality my little girl, you can jump around all you want but reality remains reality. And the reality is; you're unpleasant to the eye, I'm not making stuff up, I've seen you but if you want to prove me wrong, you know what to do.

This thread doesn't have as much traffic as I would want, so I will save you pics for a more appropriate thread. It's in your hands though, if you behave yourself like I've instructed you to, we won't have to go through this again else I will treat people to the sight of your long neck & cocoyam head

You don't even look Nigerian, you look Somali, those Somalis slumming in Mogadishu, I will glassy entertain people with your pics when the time is right.

I'm beginning to feel bad for you

50calibre:
This thread doesn't have as much traffic as I would want, so I will save you pics for a more appropriate thread. It's in your hands though, if you behave yourself like I've instructed you to, we won't have to go through this again else I will treat people to the sight of your long neck & cocoyam head grin

if it's traffic you want, i can get traffic for you. post the picture.

SirShymex:


I hear that. Really and truly, I just thought it was banter, like we always do - but when I saw the personal attacks from the both of you this morning. I was baffled. I'll probably have to wait for what sholly thinks - to see if there can be a truce. And if you lot want to continue - then there's nothing I can do. Hopefully, you'll kiss and makeup afterwards. Internet might be a virtual world, but it's a space where sometimes you can admire contrasting views from two unique and intriguing personalities - and the both of you are good people.

However, I also understand where you're coming. These chics, especially the uncouth and disrespectful naija ones, ought to be put in their place at all times both online and offline. Ignoring their brazen rudeness is a NO NO. Once you ignore them, that's when they start growing wings - and that' why a lot of naija men/husbands in the UK have been turned to slaves/servants with curfews, and their wives lording over them. You just have to shout them down, whenever they cross the line - to show them that fvcking ancient dycks doesn't mean you should be disrespectful.

Heck, all my exes who're Nigerians, that was what I used to do to them. The only time I walk away is when they want to start getting physical, just to defuse it, and not to tempt me into giving them a proper ar.sewhooping lol. And hey, they always get the message that certain disrespectful and uncouth utterances will never be tolerated by an alpha male. Manginas and white knights might tolerate the bs - but real men stand firm and take charge.

I'm out for now.

True talk!! I've got nothing against sholly, but her insolence was getting out of hand, she's long had it coming, so its only right that I clip those wings down to size.

She's needs the reality rehab, it will be of benefit to her.

If she starts behaving herself, then hopefully we can move past this, it's up to her though.

coogar:


if it's traffic you want, i can get traffic for you. post the picture.

Lol C'mon as it is now, that's a step too far, it will earn me a ban.

I don't want to anyway, she's going to have to push it a little further before I do that

BananaBender:


LoL. Seriously, this is getting even more hilarious

Why are we all of a sudden sanctimonious about cursing??

Stop lying that you shielded me from Sagamumu. From what?? When?? Are you mad?? Why are you spouting lies to gain sympathy. See me see this pikin oh What are you going on about?? What is this?

Shut the fvck up half-wit, why don't you start by posting a picture of that cheap a*ss hoodie

Who do you think you're challenging?? A fool like yourself?? *falls down from okro tree*
You don't need me to post nada to flaunt your imaginary wealth. Post them pictures son, I want to see them .

What a dim-wit!

Little twa*t stop beating about the bush, if you're going to be as blasphemous as calling your God cheap, you should have the courage to put your money where your mouth is without giving cowardly excuses.

I'm calling you out shollytwa*t, prove yourself!!! Whatever you post, il triple it.

50calibre:


[s]Shut up little twa*t!!

What insecurities do you speak of? Are you kidding me? I'm as secure as fort knoxx, my confidence is sky high....isn't it obvious or are you trying to use your diagnosis on me? It can't work, a patient cannot diagnose his doctor

Some people have seen my pic on NL & no of them can sincerely call me ugly, you know that!! Who has seen your pic?

You can't fight reality my little girl, you can jump around all you want but reality remains reality. And the reality is; you're unpleasant to the eye, I'm not making stuff up, I've seen you but if you want to prove me wrong, you know what to do.

This thread doesn't have as much traffic as I would want, so I will save you pics for a more appropriate thread. It's in your hands though, if you behave yourself like I've instructed you to, we won't have to go through this again else I will treat people to the sight of your long neck & cocoyam head

You don't even look Nigerian, you look Somali, those Somalis slumming in Mogadishu, I will glassy entertain people with your pics when the time is right.

I'm beginning to feel bad for you [/s]

This is boring. All I read here is how much of a c*unt you are.

Lap dog, post the picture sharp-sharp.

I am dying to see that picture of mine that is ugly.

*Hailing self*

Sholly peperempe, peperempe.

50calibre:


Little twa*t stop beating about the bush, if you're going to be as blasphemous as calling your God cheap, you should have the courage to put your money where your mouth is without giving cowardly excuses.

I'm calling you out shollytwa*t, prove yourself!!! Whatever you post, il triple it.

Bwhahahahahahaha This b1tch a*ss nigga didn't post a darn thing??

You are not only cheap, you are an insecure lad that will continue to get whacked across the head by Sholly on a daily basis.

I called you out first 50b1tch, put your money where your online mouth is. Get to it, brat.

50calibre:


Shut up little twa*t!!

What insecurities do you speak of? Are you kidding me? I'm as secure as fort knoxx, my confidence is sky high....isn't it obvious or are you trying to use your diagnosis on me? It can't work, a patient cannot diagnose his doctor

Some people have seen my pic on NL & no of them can sincerely call me ugly, you know that!! Who has seen your pic?

You can't fight reality my little girl, you can jump around all you want but reality remains reality. And the reality is; you're unpleasant to the eye, I'm not making stuff up, I've seen you but if you want to prove me wrong, you know what to do.

This thread doesn't have as much traffic as I would want, so I will save you pics for a more appropriate thread. It's in your hands though, if you behave yourself like I've instructed you to, we won't have to go through this again else I will treat people to the sight of your long neck & cocoyam head

You don't even look Nigerian, you look Somali, those Somalis slumming in Mogadishu, I will glassy entertain people with your pics when the time is right.

I'm beginning to feel bad for you

@cocoyam head and long neck. Reminds of my paper mache art in sec school. Pls, post that pic.

slimmy05:
@cocoyam head and long neck. Reminds of my paper mache art in sec school. Pls, post that pic.

Who is this one? If you don't want to be rubbished alongside 50b1tch, you better shut that your silly mouth up.

@BananaBender and 50calibre, thought you guys are here cos of Temmy and her little girl

BananaBender:


Who is this one? If you don't want to be rubbished alongside 50b1tch, you better shut that your silly mouth up.

Pained

Mondisweets:


While other men are celebrating closing down million-dollar deals for their companies, NL guys are busy celebrating e-fights with girls

Just wanted you to know the part in bold in sexist. So, you think women are/should be inferior to men? This is akin to labelling a man 'woman wrapper'.

slimmy05:
Pained

Shut up!

BananaBender:


Shut up!

I love feminist cos they age faster hating.

slimmy05:
I love feminist cos they age faster hating.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Not true, we don't spend half of our lives slaving for men by doing their laundry, cooking for them, and cleaning up after them. Hence, we have more time to spend on ourselves.

You edited your post to get a reaction? Chei, that right there is puccy tendencies

BananaBender:

Bwhahahahahahaha This b1tch a*ss nigga didn't post a darn thing??
You are not only cheap, you are an insecure lad that will continue to get whacked across the head by Sholly on a daily basis.
I called you out first 50b1tch, put your money where your online mouth is. Get to it, brat.

BananaBender:


This is boring. All I read here is how much of a c*unt you are.

Lap dog, post the picture sharp-sharp.

I am dying to see that picture of mine that is ugly.

*Hailing self*

Sholly peperempe, peperempe.

Lol poor little girl trying to save face

Sola my baby friend, your misguided bravado will get you killed, you should learn to pick your enemies carefully, you don't pick fights with people above your station.

You're clearly not up the challenge, you're nothing!! You can dilly-dally all you want but from any angle you chose to approach, I will beat you hands-down every time.

I'm beginning to feel bad for you now, You know what!! This is now stale, you win!!

Please endeavour to heed my instructions so we don't have to do this again.

Take care of yourself my baby friend, you need it.

BananaBender:


Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Not true, we don't spend half of our lives slaving for men by doing their laundry, cooking for them, and cleaning up after them. Hence, we have more time to spend on ourselves.

You edited your post to get a reaction? Chei, that right there is puccy tendencies

After reading your feminist thread, I know you're not a feminist, just hating. Soon you'll manually greeze that hole in between your tiny laps. Just get a cucumber and oil and you're good.

You spend all the time hating. No man will love a cocoyam head.

slimmy05:
After reading your feminist thread, I know you're not a feminist, just hating. Soon you'll manually greeze that hole in between your tiny laps. Just get a cucumber and oil and you're good.

You spend all the time hating. No man will love a cocoyam head.

I have hair nigga, my "cocoyam" head is not visible

Unlike you, the pot holes, bumps and dis-figuration in that head of yours is very visible.

LMAO @ you hating on feminists by default?? We are lovely people. *bats eyelashes*

50calibre:

[s]Lol poor little girl trying to save face

Sola my baby friend, your misguided bravado will get you killed, you should learn to pick your enemies carefully, you don't pick fights with people above your station.

You're clearly not up the challenge, you're nothing!! You can dilly-dally all you want but from any angle you chose to approach, I will beat you hands-down every time.

I'm beginning to feel bad for you now, You know what!! This is now stale, you win!!

Please endeavour to heed my instructions so we don't have to do this again.

Take care of yourself my baby friend, you need it. [/s]

Can someone pls explain what this is to me, because I was expecting a picture of myself that looked ugly.

I am awake for this?? KAI! This kid has lost his mind.

BananaBender:


Can someone pls explain what this is to me, because I was expecting a picture of myself that looked ugly.

I am awake for this?? KAI! This kid has lost his mind.

Little girl you win!!

Take a hint, I'm tired of pummelling a defenceless little girl, you're making me look like a sociopathic villain.

You know backing up my claims with pics is not a problem if you're willing to do same, however i understand you're looking for a cover, so il accept it.

You win!!

Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · now 3 hours ago
My daughter has been found, the grandma was arrested and detained but released on bail for now.

Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · now 2 hours ago
My mother travelled to port harcourt to pick her up, and i got to talk to her.

onila:
Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · now 3 hours ago
My daughter has been found, the grandma was arrested and detained but released on bail for now.

Loool how's it she was arrested so quick?

onila:
Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · now 2 hours ago
My mother travelled to port harcourt to pick her up, and i got to talk to her.

Guess the granny wanted the little girl to see Nigeria. The mum is long lost on getting freebies

slimmy05:
After reading your feminist thread, I know you're not a feminist, just hating. Soon you'll manually greeze that hole in between your tiny laps. Just get a cucumber and oil and you're good.

You spend all the time hating. No man will love a cocoyam head.

Slimmy, please take it easy. The chick likes you. This is how it starts.

we the gullible public have once again been had, imo.

the lady and her friends seem to be following this thread btw.