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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by boomssey(f): 2:21pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
[color=#006600][/color]mine goes thus;we were datin,i got pregnant n all e culd say was u know av been seeing another gall n she's also pregnant so i wnt u to abort yours.i thought does dis guy think am as dumb as he is,so i told no worries i'll keep it even at that.when he saw that i was very stubborn after all he said n did jst to get me to abort d baby he finally accepted his faith n i later found out d gal wasnt even pregnant 4 him.my boi is now a biiig boi. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by bewizle(m): 2:26pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Back in secondary dis lad told me she was pregnant 4 me...I was so scared, not knowing wat 2 do; I had earlier broken a thermometer in d lab dat term, so after being asked 2 replace it, I kept d broken one in my trunk...Not knowing how 2 handle dis pregnancy stuff, I invited d gal to a place somewhr @ nite and asked her if I cud test d pregnancy with d broken meter... Allah if u see race whr dis gal carry takeoff because she lied. Lolz 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ladycloud(f): 2:41pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
i will neva do anyfn to hurt yhu..mehn..wtf! r u God |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by EricDonn(m): 2:44pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
As we started dating, I asked her 'wen did u have sex last' she told me its over two years ago |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
lynpetra: IS THIS MEANT TO BE FUNNY DRYYYY 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:02pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Igbohater:You dont expect your knowledge of the truth to be funny,do you?Nwa agadi ka n' agwa ashawo. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:10pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
CoCoLav: i can soo relate to this |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
boomssey: Awwwww *bighug* Ur son shall continue to b a source of joy n blessing to u Men can b so irritating aswear 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sanguine77(m): 3:27pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
khukhi:. I add more Amens to yours. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
lynpetra: Iyala yae ati awon ebi e lon bawi. Iwor omo oshi ajimarori olobogbigbe olofoo yii 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Toeyean1507(f): 4:17pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
hmmmmm 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by NmaGOD44(f): 4:19pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
imotal:LIAN |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by HARDDON: 4:37pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
khukhi: Word! He must hv been bragging bout that! |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MrCork: 4:45pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
....told her i was goin to the moon ..her reply: when? ..conclusion:..for some reason..they juss dont gerrrit ..dak skin females (no offennse) 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 4:47pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Igbohater:Omo oloriburuku jati jati nie!!Awon omo odo Werey!iyala iyala iyala iyea. ka akika ta gbuo gi tupu e nwuo!(may caterpillar eat off your body before you near your graves).Ozu nkita gwara ala( demented dead dog). |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mayosky15754: 5:02pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Impulse80: ohh damn hot... |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mayosky15754: 5:02pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Hadizy: hey plz permit me 2 pm? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by boomssey(f): 5:18pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
zeeayinita:Aaaaaamen dear,tanx! 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by agenzxy(m): 5:23pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
luckybaddest:bro same here. I was confused |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by boomssey(f): 5:52pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
@mayosky u sent me mail bt i'm unable 2 check my mails.reason is i forgot my password n dis hapnd lik last yr.i would av rectified d issue bt dint bother.culd u brief me d content of ur msg?tank u. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 6:58pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Igbohater:Na war? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:04pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
#universitydays#my ex and i entered his room,behold there were earrrings on the ground,i did not even notice them.the next thing he said was "inans oh inans,his girlfriend forgot her earrings after they spent the night in my room last night"for my mind i say,you don see mumu of the year nah.some guys need to learn how to lie properly or just say the truth. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 7:25pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Mayosky15754:Let the copulating begin. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Rutheby(f): 8:06pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
adedayourt:It's past. A lesson learnt tho |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ifizi(m): 8:31pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
you are the first guy to see me naked, was wondering how she lost her virginity |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Shugakay(f): 8:32pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
She is just my ex he would always say,yet he makes hidden late night conversations with her...pictures of her in his mobile....contact still saved as BABE. #i wonder wat dumb student I am with such a gud grade? Could it be my lecturers fault? 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ifizi(m): 8:43pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Just remembered another lie, makes me laugh when i think of it, i am a junior pastor in my fellowship and i cant date a guy, its against the rules of a fellowship, saw pictures of her and her new bf kissing in his Toyota Camry few weeks later, Girls Though# Thank God it was a fling.. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ifizi(m): 8:47pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Am still a virgin, meanwhile she rides like a horse# |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
lynpetra: Ogun loma paya ee Shoponaa loma gbemi ee Airomo bi ti je ti e Ofo lomi ekor nshe ofo ti je tie Omori odo kiridi joko ooni ridi joko nile okor Agbejulee lomo dengbe gi eleeraa, awon okunrin ama gbe ee julee ni Patapata lomin poro ina patapata lopolor e maa joba Oni sha oun to daa jee Ooni jeree Oma yawere mor tile ni Iwor omo ofo abii pabee alailekor atokowabaleje yii 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mayosky15754: 9:17pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
boomssey: I wont feel comforty spilling it on air.... |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mayosky15754: 9:18pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
daey118: Wetin concern u, u feel everybody has a corrupt mind...... |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by joromi: 9:24pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Igbohater: [size=14pt]JESUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] 2 Likes |
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