tatiana009:


Wow okro slicer exists? And at that price? I like this thread. Learning valuable things

chillisauce really tried. I've gotten two helpful tips from her on just this thread

coogar:


horseshit!
pounded yam is the same everywhere. do they even have taste? it's the
soup people enjoy, not the pounded mould.

if the soup is grade A, whatever you eat it with would go down well even
if it's a ball of cotton wool. help your wives to help you.

this got me rotflmao....hahahahahahaha

Make sure you guys post a picture of the machine a hubby can insert his joystick into when his lazy wife doesn't want to have sex cos she's tired from operating the dishwasher or when she's busy watching telemundo.

hispinkolo:
Naijababe,

What setting do you pound the yam with?Pulse?
What blade? If I give poundo to Dh he will be pleasantly shocked.

Use the metal blade and to make your life easier, cut the yams into cubes like you would for pottage. Use the normal setting, not pulse

For those looking forward to babies, pls , pls i beg you, make sure you invest in pacifiers and some good peluche.

You will need it.

Give your baby peluche lying by him/her from the first day.
Let it be his best friend and introduce pacifier from one or two months.

Listen to this, when you do this, your baby will start sleeping throughout the night on his own as from 4 months upwards.

The pacifier has a way to calm them while the peluche serves as their best friend. You dont want a child waking up every 2hrs screaming on top of his voice.


Its different though for those that breastfeed for a longer time.
i learned the wrong way. Baby screaming on top his lungs even when you want to take a piss.

ileobatojo:
Ok, I've been reading, yet I'm not getting any lazier....

What gives?

ileobatojo:


I think it should be in naija, it just comes in a spray bottle and forms a foam when you spray it. There are many brands, the bottle will usually say foaming bathroom spray/heavy duty foam/scrub free/powerful foam or something like that. It really makes it so much easier.

Thanks,i will look it up.
Anything to make life easier, i'm in.

They already have that here. Saw it once on tv. It looked like a full mannequin with bo...obs and vijayjay.
The couple who bought it talked about its usefulness and I was like
It will get to Nigeria marketplace soon

TribalEAST:
Make sure you guys post a picture of the machine a hubby can insert his joystick into when his lazy wife doesn't want to have sex cos she's tired from operating the dishwasher or when she's busy watching telemundo.

Chillisauce


One more thing to do lazily

2CatWoman:


Have you tried using a balloon whisk or hand blender to whisk some air into the bean flour paste when you prepare akara?

No I have not.does it make a difference? It just tasted horrible the first time I tried it.

I cooked jollof rice in 15mins................mehn............I am on cloud 9

naijababe:
Chillisauce


One more thing to do lazily

Sharp sharp my fellow lazy sister

damiso:


Sharp sharp my fellow lazy sister

yes oh! No slacking on this side rara

naijababe:


yes oh! No slacking on this side rara

More time to watch telemundo (btw not a fan of telemundo last one I watched was Isaura the slave girl)

damiso:


More time to watch telemundo (btw not a fan of telemundo last one I watched was Isaura the slave girl)

Telemundo sha, I am still on Grey's anatomy. Heading for S5 soon enough

naijababe:

Telemundo sha, I am still on Grey's anatomy. Heading for S5 soon enough

I dey joke I know you are not a telemundo person

But all I hear on NL is women love telemundo
Grrr

damiso:


I dey joke I know you are not a telemundo person

But all I hear on NL is women love telemundo
Grrr

I am not a woman

naijababe:
Chillisauce


One more thing to do lazily

easy meal

Chillisauce:


easy meal

Yes indeed took me 15 min instead of 10 mins sha

TribalEAST:
Make sure you guys post a picture of the machine a hubby can insert his joystick into when his lazy wife doesn't want to have sex cos she's tired from operating the dishwasher or when she's busy watching telemundo.

Ragolis table water bottle is a good machine to start with. You just need 100naira , finish the content inside and you have a machine

naijababe:


Yes indeed took me 15 min instead of 10 mins sha

. Next time put it on a wide burner the size of 20inches. I promise you, it will take 5mins. Lol.
But its still better na

Chillisauce:


. Next time put it on a wide burner the size of 20inches. I promise you, it will take 5mins. Lol.
But its still better na

Na my fault?! Shebi jollof dey take over an hour before

damiso:


No I have not.does it make a difference? It just tasted horrible the first time I tried it.

I overheard some aunties discussing this years ago (can't remember who) but what they said sort of made sense. I remember in the old days when we used to go to 'Baba grinder' we had to aerate the mixture using the 'orogun' stick before frying. Once we bought a blender the aerating process became redundant but I never asked why. It's just like cake baking where you whip everything up to make it light and fluffy.

You could try it before throwing out the remaining flour and I think you need to let the mixture stand for 30mins or so before you start with the whisking. If it works, just think of all those emergency akara snacks you could be having

FINA4804:
Good morning all, I am part of this, please from experience what product of pressure cooker's are best we can find in nigeria, I don't like buying electrical things online. Can I use one pressure pot for both beans and meet (say cow leg, tail etc). Whatvdevice can help me slice and cut my salad and fried rice things ling carrot and the others. Sipping tea while waiting for your Life saving reply....

I use pressure pot 4 everything even to boil yam n rice ie if I want dem sharp sharp. With beans it's just 15mins

Making semo, maize meal, poundo yam, wheat flour, plantain flour etc in the microwave. Bye bye to soaking caked pots and waiting for them to soften in order to wash them. Food is served in 5 minutes max.

I always say it here and God will bear me witness that I have never claimed to be a superwoman, flying from Oshogbo to Damaturu, just because I am a hardworking, virtuous, industrious African wife. The women that can do it, God bless them and give them more strength, but for me, my body reacts negatively to stress. So yeah I'm the number one lazy and pampered woman of the century.

Tell us about the gadget that has made your life less stressful or idonbilivit that you are the most pampered lady of the century

Stillfire:
I always say it here and God will bear me witness that I have never claimed to be a superwoman, flying from Oshogbo to Damaturu, just because I am a hardworking, virtuous, industrious African wife. The women that can do it, God bless them and give them more strength, but for me, my body reacts negatively to stress. So yeah I'm the number one lazy and pampered woman of the century.

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Stillfire:
I always say it here and God will bear me witness that I have never claimed to be a superwoman, flying from Oshogbo to Damaturu, just because I am a hardworking, virtuous, industrious African wife. The women that can do it, God bless them and give them more strength, but for me, my body reacts negatively to stress. So yeah I'm the number one lazy and pampered woman of the century.

Your are hereby christened Obiageli

D day stuff for washing bitterleaf is developed,then, cooking will be as simple as abc.
I just hate washing bitterleaf from childhood.
And it doesnt taste original if steamed.

Am a guru in peeeling beans with blender. Trust me it works wonders, within 10 minutes u re done peeling.