First and foremost, be sure it's what you want. When it's done it's done. No need to sugarcoat it. Be polite! Simply get your message across quickly and sternly.
Don't hang around to console or weep with party B - no one said it would be easy.

I've got this one !, Fuuuck her so hard and Kum in her butthole, then tell her ur breakin up cos she didn't kum too ! HAHAHA (I knw, I'm nasty like that !)

Ignoring calls, texts, emails is downright rude, nasty and cowardly!! Grow some balls and tell them as it is, but be nice
about it,coz breakups hurt and it sucks too!

Maybe you go out and meet some people just introduced him. her as an Ex. Chikena then run as far as possible to aviod acid attack

i stop calling, give flimsy cool excuses. fortunately she had to relocate for her job and it JUST ended
I believe we may meet again somewhere and i dont like last meetings to end with bad feelings. i still love her but i'm just building my careerline now. if possible we can still meet again and possibly marry.(she is still the best girl have ever known)

If she is still d best girl you ever known and bla bla bla, why did u let her go then?

with few exceptions you should always have the decency to sit the person down and tell them face to face. you dont have to sit there and argue or console them but flat out ignoring them or insulting them is just plane rude

when you really like someone you're dating, and you know in your heart its not going to work out, its best to be honest no matter how difficult it may be , btw posakosa, did you take care of James Bassey

Using the word duming is too harsh, i prefer the word the (leaving). for me telling some one that you are not interested again is not good, instead you start reducing everything to 10% then the person will use his or her torgue to count his or her teeth.

is it really what the troubles? just quietly walk away and each partner will get the message

@UCHE777: You have just said it all. You are really a very intelligent person

Lol

tell him your incest and only can harbour feelings towards your family

Tell him you have beastiality issues towards his pet.

tell him there is a height restriction for this ride, and he doesn't make the height regulations,

Tell him; TITS OR GTFO! :d

Just tell him about your sex-change your going to have

just think of it like this, if he only wants you for sexytime, hes just like a black man only wanting to be your 'friend' so he can steal your tv!

Tell him he has turned you gay.

Pretend you have amnesia, if they keep trying to talk to you and jog your memory then just tell them you'll phone the police and have them arrested for harrasment, poor bastard won't have a chance.

tell him you like the pussy, not the penis!  

Rach-e:

Pretend you have amnesia, if they keep trying to talk to you and jog your memory then just tell them you'll phone the police and have them arrested for harrasment, poor naughty person won't have a chance.

Oh my!

lol
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trashed is dumped
And so are you

say: All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think?

tell him: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Forget bothering with actually dumping him/her, just sign up to the witness protection program and never speak to them again.

Send a dozen dead roses with a note: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!"

go onto facebook and where is says relationship status change it to single and then when he see's it, he will be all like what?!?!?! and then just be like oh yer, its over!

scratch that last few ideas, you feel like a dog from even considering them!!!

Best way is invite the girl to ur house,b4 she comes place 3pics of girls on ur bed write in front R.I.P, I bet u wen sh sees them lyk:'oh! Mark wh r these pple? Then u can xplain wt ful confidence teli her :'hmm this is tracey,i dated her 4 two moths after dat she died,same thing happened to the rest, eva since then iv found nobody except 'YOU'.two days fro now wil mak our relatnship TWO months, I bet u sh wil run & neva com back,u'll be the one 2callin her 'tracey where r u' sh wil reply :'Mark neva u call me again u'r a ritualist, lloll,

Best way is invite the girl to ur house,b4 she comes place 3pics of girls on ur bed write in front R.I.P, I bet u wen sh sees them lyk:'oh! Mark wh r these pple? Then u can xplain wt ful confidence teli her :'hmm this is tracey,i dated her 4 two moths after dat she died,same thing happened to the rest, eva since then iv found nobody except 'YOU'.two days fro now wil mak our relatnship TWO months, I bet u sh wil run & neva com back,u'll be the one 2callin her 'tracey where r u' sh wil reply :'Mark neva u call me again u'r a ritualist, lloll,

my brother broke up with his chic,by tellin her not come over to his place because he wants to concentrate on his christian life nd she cud be a disattraction.