HARDDON:
N they be like " u just abandoned Me.....no calls ,no msges,I missed u a bunch. Id Luv to see u sat, don't worry about about d air ticket, I wud also make a reservation at so-n-so five star hotel. U know how u used to spoil me back I sch, llet me reciprocate a lill.
Btw, how is huge JT?? Hope its still as rude n crude as ever?


But ehmm, how is ur husby now?

Drop that boy's Talk. He hasn't been able to make mi cum once 3years running. A feat u can achieve with just d cap of ur crane.

Remember when we used to rumble d kitchen? Tumble d toilet n destroy desks? All that is gone now.
He's sworn his soul to missionary n always petting (slow n steady) when I wud rather he dynamite it!


God, do kindly deliver guys from these married exes!

Junipero:



KAI !

Not exactly what I pictured but you are definitely there!

judedwriter:
Looks like d guy is introverted; either a phlegmatic or melancholy. Obviously he has already made up his mind on what to do and is waiting for d right day to execute it. If I were u, I would seek d support of friends and family to console him before the egg hatches

juxcallmetaiba:
Babe girl,there are two things involved:
1. You got a man who is scared to lose you n is still processing what happened.
2. You got a psychopath who is building ur coffin n digging your grave. Run !!

Junipero:
TRICK QUESTION

If the Lady commits suicide, who will take the blame.

I'm betting my money it will NEVER be the guy.

The Silence Treatment is one of the hardest stuff to carry out.


Lemme tell you my story.

My swedish Girlfriend, our friends and I were arguing over the tax structure here in Germany. So when she couldn't have more of my valid Points, she blurted "Schwarzer wie du haben kein Sage im Deutschlandpolitik"


Trust me you don't wanna know what that means but that was mean racist. I just ignored her for the rest of the discussion.

She didn't bother to come to my apartment that night. Next day , I started getting Smileys on my whatsapp (Oyibo girl problems).

Later that day, she came over with one small cake she baked. I just hugged her and faced the cake squarely ( don't judge me jor)

But after the cake, I just went back to my Laptop.. live streaming Manutd vs Bayern Muenchen...no time o..

She wan come siddon on top my lap follow watch ( with my darling MUFC already losing after a beautiful Evra goal)... I just pulled out another seat for her. No be person tell her to just go siddon quietly.

She come ask me "Sag mir ehrlich, was sind wir momentan" (be honest. what are we now?)... No answer .

She carry vex waka comot, and I kindly told her to please wash the plates she used.. HAHAHAHA.

2 days no text nothing.... Me sha dey miss my oyibo oh but my plan must come to fruition...

Well lemme cut the long story short. I was treated to a mealy meal of Roasted Pork Ribs with Fries and Curry ketchup.. It was accompanied with ehhhh ehhhmmmmm and a very verrryyy emotional apology (trust Oyibo and their feelings)..

We're history now though.

Silence treatment brings you good food and a weird sense of satisfaction.. It's worth the try.

If u wan mah connect you to the babe tho.... ...... raise ya hands.

SeverusSnape:

I love this your response, Very matured of you.

SeverusSnape:

So you school in Germany?... That's nice, you're the real student, not some people here in Nairaland claiming "I school in France"....

HARDDON:




Paint us I pray thee, what u had pictured

5minsmadness:

She should just be extra nice to him for a long while.

Royver:
A woman came to the hospital today very anxious, sleep deprived, poor appetite, headache, generally a nervous wreck. When questioned she says her husband caught her cheating on him by walking in on them in a compromising position at her shop.

He responded by turning and walking away. She returned home later that evening after thinking of how best to confront the situation but the man has not brought up the matter since then.

She said it has been over a week now and Oga is carrying on as if nothing happened and she is going crazy with anxiety because she doesn't know what is running through his mind.

I asked if she had done something like this before and she swore she hadn't, that it was bad judgement on her part with a former ex. I suggested she be the one to breach the subject to her husband but some of my colleagues believe she should let sleeping dogs lie and take a sedative.

What do you guys think?

Royver:
A woman came to the hospital today very anxious, sleep deprived, poor appetite, headache, generally a nervous wreck. When questioned she says her husband caught her cheating on him by walking in on them in a compromising position at her shop.

He responded by turning and walking away. She returned home later that evening after thinking of how best to confront the situation but the man has not brought up the matter since then.

She said it has been over a week now and Oga is carrying on as if nothing happened and she is going crazy with anxiety because she doesn't know what is running through his mind.

I asked if she had done something like this before and she swore she hadn't, that it was bad judgement on her part with a former ex. I suggested she be the one to breach the subject to her husband but some of my colleagues believe she should let sleeping dogs lie and take a sedative.

What do you guys think?

Elan83:
D nxt tin u'll hear z, a man stabbed cheatin wife 2 death, Abeg! d silence alone 'll teach d loosed woman a bitter lesson,but d husby shuld consida & recosida d fct dat hs wife may not be pfct aftall, though its ought not 2've taken place in d 1st place, she shuld invite dat he goat,2geda dey shuld go & apologz 2 dat silent gentleman, i no won hear tragic story hear o!

pickabeau1:



So what happened after

Did u move on

Did she marry d guy

barcanista:
The man is indeed a great one. Left for me, it will torment her for at least 1 year before I do what I plan doing. May God protect men from cheating wives

juxcallmetaiba:
Babe girl,there are two things involved:
1. You got a man who is scared to lose you n is still processing what happened.
2. You got a psychopath who is building ur coffin n digging your grave. Run !!

Nimen:
What if the husband isn't planning anything at all?
The man may be a chronic cheat himself justifying his wrestling mind by the fact that his wife is a cheat too.

Junipero:



Guy no do ohhhh..... MODS go ban me.. Wetin dey for my head now suppose get PG 21 Rating... Even some mojo films fit clean pass am.

Ishilove:
Royver, this is what I call Satanic gentleness. If I were the lady I'd be very very afraid, because if I act like that when I catch my husband in a 'compromising position', then it means I'm up to no good. I'm planning evil.

She should better broach the subject and clear the air before he goes all Jack the Ripper on her cheating heinie.