classicB:
He should pretend to be the former broke guy he was,

dechandel:
Why are girls always the victim eeh
Only on nairaland!!!

Me. I have a friend who was poor and couldnt afford the latest brazillian hair. Her boyfriend left her cause of that. Few months later. She got a nice job and now the boyfriend wants her back
.
Nonsense
Pls get a new storyline
This one has trended long enough

obongproff:


wot if u find compatibility and understanding but der is no chemistry, as in u guys are just friends and d chic is like a sista to u. U cant possibly tie d knot with such a chic na?

drnoel:


once u can acheive compatibility with someone chemistry can be produced.

Mprex:

lols. Their brain dey touch as in how?

Mprex:

lols. Their brain dey touch as in how?

9Too:
eket babe? No wonder the sky is blue!

obongproff:


baba, how do u manufacture chemistry with someone dat sleeps in ur house sometimes and walks around with a towel or bum short and u feel nothing? Baba! Baba! Baba! Na wa to u oh!

obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

Mprex:

lolss. Sorry to disappoint, i am not from there

Mprex:

knock my head ke?. I dare you to try it

obongproff:


See ya sharp mouth! Ur pishure be like say u go short for true true

Mprex:

lmao! My husband like me that way

and 9 inches heels is still sold in the market

obongproff:


which husband? No be u tell me say u still day single? Now way ur bride price money don complete, u come day tell me abt ya husband. Which kind tin be dis one na?

Mprex:

hahahah! Ubiak!

obongproff:


kai! aneke nbiak oh!

why ur life come day like dis na?

nko amay kut naha afo aben potential suitor abirey okoso kay nairaland? nko amay kut naha uwem afo abaha do?

mfana ibaga!

Mprex:

hahaha! Akpa abo potential husband uked

fijiano202:
In just 8 months 2014 Toyota spider and ford edge....ha wetin naa? Did Microsoft or Facebook buy his software....Are u sure ur friend is no ritualist cos only if he steals with Jonah or iweala or madueke will he buy all those cars in 8months

yvonnelynx:
Hey guys am new here...dis has always been my fav section even as a guest so pls welcome me wit likes

jingh:
Am very sorry to tell you this.
you Ve to ask IFA !

yvonnelynx:
Hey guys am new here...dis has always been my fav section even as a guest so pls welcome me wit likes

obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

dechandel:
Why are girls always the victim eeh
Only on nairaland!!!

Me. I have a friend who was poor and couldnt afford the latest brazillian hair. Her boyfriend left her cause of that. Few months later. She got a nice job and now the boyfriend wants her back
.
Nonsense
Pls get a new storyline
This one has trended long enough