lilflipnerd:
weed tastes like Thyme

really i can c dat d fire of d weed dat u do smoke av roasted ur brain brown idiota

dharyour93:


Be sincere with yourself, is your head shaped like brown beans? Maybe she said what she observed.

Evil u

Caracta:
"Why are you thin and straight?"

My little cousin told me that 8 years ago...

lmao

[size=18pt]Go back to your fathers house..... my lovely niece after i spanked her for being naughty (was in Uni then, she was in nursery, it stung!)[/size]

asamkol:
jdfj

Which kid told you this one?

Once heard a gist from a former colleague that his seven year old son came to him one night....with all seriousness and told him dat he wanted to get married

After laughing for a while...he asked him who he wanted to get married to and the boy with all seriousness told him that he wanted to marry his grand mum

and when his dad asked him why.....the boy answered because his dad married his own mum....

Thought i was lookin good dat very day wen dis little girl in my former hood 5yrs old told me dis "C as yuh dey smell vasline vasline" i regret going out dat day...the tin pain me dat day nor be small

teemanbastos:
Juxt by the way.[question 4 the
day]
People stone thieves but they don't
stone corrupt people.
Mr president was stoned in Bauchi.
What does dat imply?!

he'sa th....i...e....f

baby kingsway

The day a little kid asked me to look at her kitten...gosh! I was so shocked that I almost beat the hell out of her.

Canst thou uploadeth a picture of thine head that we mightest behold it and wot if the lass wast right or wrong about thee?

ehixestgratias:





he'sa th....i...e....f

shot himself in the leg.

My nephew will tell me...

i will beat u

live me alone...


2yrs boi ooo

Lol...
This reminds me of my cousin.
I was dancing and the next thing he said was

'' Shake ur bumbum very well na"

i quickly sat down with my face like this

A 10YR OLD GIRL SAIS SI MY SMALL PREEK

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

I had to check you pp, I didn't know what brown beans looks like.

FriedPlantain:
my son asked me this

I yaff died o .. yay

i was overweight about 2 years ago. My 5 year old nephew told me i had a pot belly and "moobs"-(man boobs!). jeez! in the presence of abt 20 friends and relatives! i registered in a gym and 5 months later ,achieved my goal of 6% body fat . what a wake-up call!

I will throw your head away

teemanbastos:
shot himself in the leg.

big time, and another angle that he said been incompetent is not corrupt.....what a Bleep?

ehixestgratias:


big time, and another angle that he said been incompetent is not corrupt.....what a Bleep?

lol...na Otuoke straight.

You’re uglier than Michael Jackson after he grew up and turned into a woman

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

i wanna meet that kid! lol

Lolz, it wasn't me actually, i was @ my sisters house. It was a sunday, we were getting ready for service, my niece (3 years then) was busy playing, my sister was like " honey we re behind time nd you re playing? And she replied, mummy you re shouting. one thing i like about my sister n her baby, they both communicate like adults. The mum was like, " why won't i shout" then she said " ehn be shouting like a dog na. I was startled, 3 years old? My sis was like I'm changing your school.

hmmm....ma gf came with her 4 yrs old sis..i offered dem chilled bottle water...d little gal said:" uncle, u are too stingy jor...wia me and ma sis is comin 4rm ...d uncle served us fanta and also gav me #100 wen we were leaving...
i was lyk damn...wtf

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

jeez!
your neice sabi yab o.

The first thing i did was to check your profile pic to see if she dey correct . lol

Shez right you know.

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?

Lol... That his kid bro deserve beat

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Ok...so I was at the salon getting a haircut and an elderly man walked in with two little boys...

Boy: Uncle XXXX, are you poor?

Man: Why?

Boy: Because you always drive daddy and us...where is your own car?

I shame for the old driver