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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by DIVINE78: 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I asked my uncle's driver son his name and he replied "mind your business" 16 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Ewatomi26(f): 9:29pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
My neighbour's son anytime he sees me he wuld say"av u brushed ur teeth" and he is just 2years old and if I dnt answer him he wuld den say "I wuld beat u o" If I tell him I wuld beat him 2, he wuld tell me" I wuld tell my mummy o" Sometime he wuld tell me "say A" 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
i remember when I just came back home after a long while away from mY family so I decided to take a walk around with my new elbow_patched jacket when I got to where chicks and guyz where I saw my lil bro coming back from school on seeing the jacket he shouted "hu bought dis cloth for u" chai dat day I almost kill person but I replied him sha I sed "I rented it, but that didn't change wat I felt inside. A guy behind me sed "children of nowadays" 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by arshavineering(m): 9:33pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I stay with my uncle somewhere in Benin city. .I came back from work one day and was expecting Precious (a little boy of five) to tell me 'brother welcome'..the young boy was just staring at me in the face. ..immediately I halad. "precious u no de greet person"?..the reply I received got me scared, shocked and dumb..the boy said "leave me abeg..afterall d house you wan enter no be your papa own"....I had to buy him ice cream that weekend. . but I'm currently looking for a house ooo..even room I go manage 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by pinkycute(f): 9:34pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Am here to laugh. Com 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
teemanbastos:Lol |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
[quote author=arshavineering post=30644245]I stay with my uncle somewhere in Benin city. .I came back from work one day and was expecting Precious (a little boy of five) to tell me 'brother welcome'..the young boy was just staring at me in the face. ..immediately I halad. "precious u no de greet person"?..the reply I received got me scared, shocked and dumb..the boy said "leave me abeg..afterall d house you wan enter no be your papa own"....I had to buy him ice cream that weekend. . but I'm currently looking for a house ooo..even room I go manage[/quote]The boy is just mischievous 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by WhoDeyThere(m): 9:38pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
freecitizn:God punish poverty 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by juniormusa(m): 9:39pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:Loool For real |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by haftob(m): 9:40pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Ewatomi26:U knw dia's dis tin about lil kids, they don't knw aw to hide dia feelings. U neva can tell mayb u av dis buzzing and oozing mouth odour weneva u're talking to him b4 u brush in the mornin, so pls check urself dear 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by streetzdreamz(m): 9:40pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ItsAnderson:man,this is way past being funny ts something else,a 7yrs old? Lols I had to imagine what a brown beans actually looks like,she killed it with her last utterance,I bet u'v been making life pretty diffficult for her,.......never had any of such xperiences with ma younger siblings though. 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by DaBullIT(m): 9:40pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 9:41pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy:The boy was possessed by an evil spirit called Chimerase2 |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ayomidegambari(m): 9:44pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
"Brother take am easy o, abi na wetin? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ellahzy(f): 9:44pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
KingTom: lol ...which one is Chimerase2? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Chadso(m): 9:45pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Caracta:U still thin nd straight?? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 9:46pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy:Please don't call the name again o, he is an evil spirit |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: And what was your response?? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I was surfing facebook and my 7years old cousin entered the room. I came across a "mobile upload" recently uploaded by a facebook friend - I clicked on it, and decided to read comments. Badly, aunt called me, and I kept my phone on the bed to answer her; when I returned back, not knowing that my cousin had tampered with the phone and saw the girl picture. I picked it up and a bombshell dropped out from his mouth. He was like, "do you want to remove her cloth and see her brèast & bum bum". Mhen, I was flabbergasted. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by White007(m): 9:48pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy: Speechless. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Chadso(m): 9:51pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ellahzy:this your signature sha |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by pigin: 9:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Nephew : uncle good morning ! Me: morning, Ur night ? Nephew: fine uncle, any story for me? Me: yes, did u know that India won Nigeria in a football match? Nephew: hmmm, In football everything is possible. but what is the scoreline? Me: 100 - 1 Nephew: uncle you can lie!!! Let me ask Google!!! 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ceejay80s(m): 9:53pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Broder, go and fuuuucck 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:54pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Caracta:8 years ago?? And you still have it in there?? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by ellahzy(f): 9:54pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
KingTom: lol ...ok o |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Oilandgas1(m): 9:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ItsAnderson: But Is your head shaped like brown beans? |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
crusufixo:hahahahahahahahahahahaaa Kids sha! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by WukedP(m): 9:59pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
mine I said it to an uncle that came to our house while I was still a lad n the statement is still in our families history book till date, he was eating n I was watching him then all of a sudden I said to him uncle u dey eat like monkey they chop.... dem nearly kill me that day 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Vainglory: 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I was driving behind a group of kids going home from school (somewhere in Anambra state). I tapped my horn to alert them. One of them just turned to face me and put one finger across his lips to indicate that I was making noise. I was shocked. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by expozey(f): 10:01pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Aunty Tosin, ' When you're angry your face becomes like orange that they squeeze well well' 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by freecitizn: 10:04pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
I'm about to pay for my stuff at the cashier's and this little boy runs up and says, "I want that chocolate, that DUREX one" He actually picks it and holds on tight while his mum and her friend had a tough time convincing him that MARS was better.. 4 Likes |
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