prettythicksme:
Thank ur star say u get oga for mumu area #see wetin kingtom and kinglekan dey talk

kinglekan:


Hehehehe!! Ode ma so oyinbo to ma da e lori ru shogbo.

Werey oshii ;Di

Guys abeg con show dis Anamu the way to the lagoon b4 I rip off his unproductive testicles.

Cc: Alberto2k, Jacksparrow1207, stephenqueen

***breaks bottle with teeth

Where amu dey?

kai! The mumu guy moniker sef wan make me bite tongue

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha omg!

wristwatch:
I once dated a lady for 5 months claiming sister Mary and that no guy has ever touched her body.

Because of her deceiving and convincing holy holy life style possessing a charming attitude, the climax have ever had with her is peck on her cheeks.

One day, the eediot mistakenly forget her phone in the room to buy something from a near by store and a message pop in on her phone which says "I like squeezing your b**bs and fvcking u" I confronted her with it and the next thing she uttered was it was the devil's work.

sheyflixy1:
Mznel.ly

kinglekan:


Hehehehe!! Ode ma so oyinbo to ma da e lori ru shogbo.

Werey oshii

Guys abeg con show dis Anamu the way to the lagoon b4 I rip off his unproductive testicles.

Cc: Alberto2k, Jacksparrow1207, stephenqueen

Mcowubaba:
Dated her for many years; no SEX (anyway it was a long distance relationship we see like thrice in a year)..she always told me dat she was a virgin,
on dat faithful day wen i tragetted my index to her supposed closed sardine, i found out it was a deep cooking pot..
I was disappointment, my sex nerves shut down immediately (as if my body hear PEACE BE STILL)...
Anyway i wasn't so angry becus i love her nd becus she never actually denied me sex, i was just d 1 dat was forming husband material...........she told me it was her fmr boyfrnd dat had sex with her 2wice=normal story..(but wen i meet her, she told me,i was her 1st love/boyfnd)....i don't knw wat to with her nw, i love her but she cheated on me...snobs snobs ;(

alberto2k:

***breaks bottle with teeth

Where amu dey?

kai! The mumu guy moniker sef wan make me bite tongue

prettythicksme:
Thank ur star say u get oga for mumu area #see wetin kingtom and kinglekan dey talk

alberto2k:
Mine wasn't nice at all

There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla

****
Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry . . . I invited her over to my apartment (was home alone)
We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula*

I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked)
As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses she jerked(fear catch me sote I me sef shift back) and was her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me

Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale

See as I juss dey look her >
I was speechless for like 3mins

I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman

****
I later had to grab vasline that day

****
Some Days later, I fvcked lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing

Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life!

Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn.

that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head

Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches

dkronicle:
D day i wanted to insert, she told me she was raped 2days b4 dat day.

Sexykarma:
Hahahahahahahaha all of una da share 1 sk...
Kingtom use ur thick palm oil go fry dodo :v

KingTom:
Na we biko!
Oya show me picki ah picki picki I am looking looking for that shawty, with the baddest picki, but if you get case for BOBBY the kind wey go make us dey shoki we wanna see you drop it now, on this ground, oya down

kenex4ever:
datz easy to get. Mine is 0703897- the next two digits are the 1239th n 2569th values of pie. And the last two are 4!(factorial)
.
Solve without calculator, tables or google. Though non can give u d first pair answer.

Hahahaha

Aint good in mathematics oooooo

nosike3:
Another thread about sex? horney Seun!! Horney mods!!!! This is kids stuff!! Real nigga don't kiss,fvck and tell!!! Boo sheet!! I'm out

Bye bye

kinglekan:


Nor mind the Ode. All dis small bois wey don learn new word for secondary skul. Na here him tink say dem dey practice.

rallymento:

Mehn you guys are scaring me, I am presently keeping a distance relationship and she told me she is a virgin. I just hope that I won't be disappointed after my wedding with her. Anyways if I find out she has been lying, not even my pastor can convince me to keep the marriage. Nawa for women ooo!

hahahaha roflwkmd

You so funny bro

rallymento:

Mehn you guys are scaring me, I am presently keeping a distance relationship and she told me she is a virgin. I just hope that I won't be disappointed after my wedding with her. Anyways if I find out she has been lying, not even my pastor can convince me to keep the marriage. Nawa for women ooo!

starlingslimnet:
See this castrated clown calling his royal drone for a team work.....There shall be showers of insult tonight here... heterozygous fools

ode you wan chop hard reset slap ba

wristwatch:
I once dated a lady for 5 months claiming sister Mary and that no guy has ever touched her body.

Because of her deceiving and convincing holy holy life style possessing a charming attitude, the climax have ever had with her is peck on her cheeks.

One day, the eediot mistakenly forget her phone in the room to buy something from a near by store and a message pop in on her phone which says "I like squeezing your b**bs and fvcking u" I confronted her with it and the next thing she uttered was it was the devil's work.

starlingslimnet:
See this castrated clown calling his royal drone for a team work.....There shall be showers of insult tonight here... heterozygous fools

prettythicksme:
hahahahahahahaha drop down ko,drop dead nii!u and kinglekan una go self services tired without d pics

kinglekan:


Nor mind the Ode. All dis small bois wey don learn new word for secondary skul. Na here him tink say dem dey practice.

how can that e-diot be in secondary school, that's an insult to those in secondary school
Even kindergarten sef na manage for amu

prettythicksme:
hahahahahahahaha drop down ko,drop dead nii!u and kinglekan una go self services tired without d pics

kinglekan:



Hehehehe!! All I see is showers of a dumb lil boi trying to show us he learnt new words.

Cretenious manikin!!




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