alberto2k:

Boss. . . I no High anything o, Na those lying Biitches matter dey boil my head so.

Itz been a while boss

You and Ice.berylin juss scarce like Virgins

dkronicle:
D day i wanted to insert, she told me she was raped 2days b4 dat day.

Hahaha

kinglekan:


Oya tell us ur toriii. How u jacksparrow1207 tk discover say u nor be virgin.

kinglekan:


Oya tell us ur toriii. How u jacksparrow1207 tk discover say u nor be virgin.

tosyne2much:
Bwahahahahahaaha rofwlkdm ahaahahahaa

I laf so try people dey look me like say I don kolo. Roflwkmd

jacksparrow1207:


Mo te s'ojue

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

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englishmart:
lol. School affects sha. But virgin plenty for my area ooo about 6

Lol! U mean those 6new born babies way dem born last month?

Your Area get hope sef, here Na juss 2

kinglekan:
Alberto2k and Englishmart don kill me with laugh oo.

I don laugh so tey my boxers fall comot.


***Modified***

Two of una suppose dey write sexuality article in pidgin.

Chaiii Osanobuaaaa!!!!! ROTFL, LWKMD

Lol! Your boxer fall comot?

See prettythicksme dey look your kini with one eye

prettythicksme:

prettythicksme:
ask him naa

AgapeCharis:
Funny stories!

KingTom come share how ekaete take scam you.

KingTom:
Below you

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

[/b]

AgapeCharis:
Buaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!! !

Girls can lie give their seeelllfff!!!

I know ronald4lif have like a thousand stories to tell.

ronald4lif:
Englishmart my belle ohh. @almost threw away my original Bsc, fall on okada and landed on a mango tree. Oh chim.

AgapeCharis:
Buaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!! !

Girls can lie give their seeelllfff!!!

I know ronald...4lif have like a thousand stories to tell.

Guy my cherry hasn't been uncorked

You think say I be you.

alberto2k:

Lol! Your boxer fall comot?

See prettythicksme dey look your kini with one eye

kinglekan:


Lolzzz, Broda see sexuality with humour and in pidgin.

Guys are creative I swear!! ROTFL

I'm telling you. It takes a lot ingenuity to put up that. I mean like what could make anyone want to dispose their cert.

ronald4lif:
Englishmart my belle ohh. @almost threw away my original Bsc, fall on okada and landed on a mango tree. Oh chim.

forget them girls. Truth dey scarce for their mouth.. Lol. no lose any of your papers o

KingTom:
That fake priest? Na Konji carry am run go U.K na

ronald4lif:


See doctor. So na only one rounds you fit do. Poor Angelique! I been think say with all this mouth you dey run for here you for knack atleast 3. Abi na only married women dey don you on ni

KingTom:


She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, Tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

kinglekan:



ROTFL.. LWKMD

Dr Butter mint abi na Tom Tom

U baddd gann ooo!!

So na ijaw sound track she dey gv u?

My bellle oooooo!!!

stephenqueen:
Make i buy this land first i dey cum, i go comment later

No "Cum" for that place o, or else u go clean everywhere!