chykmoni:

wow! I don't think am funnier than Basketmouth. that guy is too "mouthed"
How you contradict words make me crazy. I must confess you are good . come to think of it, don't you think that thousand of people who reply with "k", "no", "Y", can also give you a thousand reasons why they do so? all we guyz need is just a listening ear. .


you don't need to kill yourself to cure someone's curiosity. it is weird, I know u said u are weird at times. lolz.
remember that the great beyond is not what we are praying for now.

Yeah lol basketmouth is hilarious.I love him lol.

Haha contradict words ? How does one do that. It's just cause I'm really weird. Sigh. Weird people are cool anyways so it's fine . I hate that 'K'. It is genuinely the rudest thing in my book. And I wouldn't even reply if anyone K'ed me.

Lol I'm not killing myself really. I'm.dying anyways. I had better solve a persons curiosity.

suxxman:


Then you should know that "To any rule, there's always an exception".

And you should know one does not close a case so simply. And there are no rules.

YourMain:


Well, you know what they say about " firsthand experience". Lol don't be so selfish Eni. What is good for the goose is good for the gander . Sharing is caring oo.

Now I feel Awkward. No one's really called me by that name. No one
Okay. I'm not being selfish.... Okay, maybe I am, just a little.
I think I can spare a little for you.

suxxman:


Now I feel Awkward. No one's really called me by that name. No one
Okay. I'm not being selfish.... Okay, maybe I am, just a little.
I think I can spare a little for you.

I'm going to call you that. Forever. Lol so you better get used to it. I like it. It's nicer than Peter in my opinion.

Just a little I think I'm going to take nice big piece :p

YourMain:


And you should know one does not close a case so simply. And there are no rules.

Now I really wanna say "K".
I'd rather close a case this simply than not closing it at all. Or end up spewing trash and running outta lane....

suxxman:


Now I really wanna say "K".
I'd rather close a case this simply than not closing it at all. Or end up spewing trash and running outta lane....

If you ever K me. End of case right there. Conversation over.

Lol awh. I thought we had a nice Harvey Spector.

YourMain:


I'm going to call you that. Forever. Lol so you better get used to it. I like it. It's nicer than Peter in my opinion.

Just a little I think I'm going to take nice big piece :p

From 'a nice big piece' to 'taking it all'. Thanks but no thanks

In your opinion. I think its nice too tho.... But some pple have a hard time pronouncing it 'appropriately'. Would like to hear how u do it. Lol.

YourMain:

If you ever K me. End of case right there. Conversation over.
Lol awh. I thought we had a nice Harvey Spector.

Lol.... Then I think I better put my 'K' back in between J and L.
Of course we do have a Nice Harvey...... But I'm my own man.....

suxxman:


Lol.... Then I think I better put my 'K' back in between J and L.

Of course we do have a Nice Harvey...... But I'm my own man.....

Lol you really had better. I really hate 'K'. After I put all my effort into.talking to you you K me

Oooooooooooooh " I'm my own man ". Aren't we all cool

suxxman:


From 'a nice big piece' to 'taking it all'. Thanks but no thanks

In your opinion. I think its nice too tho.... But some pple have a hard time pronouncing it 'appropriately'. Would like to hear how u do it. Lol.

I'd probably desecrate your name cause I can't pronounce anyone's name. Unless it sounds like the Yoruba Eni. Then it's all good.

Lol yeah you've an infinite amount lol so I can take as much as I'd like no ?

YourMain:


I'd probably desecrate your name cause I can't pronounce anyone's name. Unless it sounds like the Yoruba Eni. Then it's all good.

Lol yeah you've an infinite amount lol so I can take as much as I'd like no ?

Lol... No harm in trying.... Dunno how the Yoruba Eni sounds like so can't really say but I'm guessing so.

No. You may end up leaving me with none.

Morning.

YourMain:


Lol you really had better. I really hate 'K'. After I put all my effort into.talking to you you K me

Oooooooooooooh " I'm my own man ". Aren't we all cool

But there are times when a 'K' is really inevitable/necessary.

suxxman:


But there are times when a 'K' is really inevitable/necessary.

Lol yeah I know. It really hurts tho. I feel so emotionally distraught after someone Ks me

suxxman:


Lol... No harm in trying.... Dunno how the Yoruba Eni sounds like so can't really say but I'm guessing so.

No. You may end up leaving me with none.

Morning.

Lol there is so much harm in trying. I was talking to this guy once and he was a doctor. I looooove doctors. Anyways he was making fun of me cause I didn't sound Nigerian enough. I was like nah I'm totally Nigerian. Then he asked me to pronounce his name. And he was igbo too. I made the biggest mess of it. And he laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. .

Lol its your law you can always cool up so more

Oh and good morning to you

YourMain:


Lol yeah I know. It really hurts tho. I feel so emotionally distraught after someone Ks me

Think you should get used to it.
Just like me
The kinda 'K's I don get eeh.....

YourMain:


Lol there is so much harm in trying. I was talking to this guy once and he was a doctor. I looooove doctors. Anyways he was making fun of me cause I didn't sound Nigerian enough. I was like nah I'm totally Nigerian. Then he asked me to pronounce his name. And he was igbo too. I made the biggest mess of it. And he laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. .

Lol its your law you can always cookbup some more

Oh and good morning to you

Haha.... I know you love doctors

Seems u didn't grow up in Nigeria?

20 minutes? That's cruel

Left me hanging last night again. Guess I should get used to it. .

suxxman:


Haha.... I know you love doctors

Seems u didn't grow up in Nigeria?

20 minutes? That's cruel

Left me hanging last night again. Guess I should get used to it. .

I do. They're the best.

No I didn't. My parents raised me up pretty " Nigerian " tho. So I'm not a proper " ajebo" even though no one agrees. But I'm cool so

Yeah he even hung up. And I thought well damn amnt I an idiot. But then he called back and laughed some more .

I know I'm sorry. I hate saying brb cause I dunno when ill be back and I don't want to be texting you at 2am. Cause then you'd think I'm a creep. And I'm not... not that much anyways.

YourMain:


I do. They're the best.

No I didn't. My parents raised me up pretty " Nigerian " tho. So I'm not a proper " ajebo" even though no one agrees. But I'm cool so

Yeah he even hung up. And I thought well damn am nt I an idiot. But then he called back and laughed some more .

I know I'm sorry. I hate saying brb cause I dunno when ill be back and I don't want to be texting you at 2am. Cause then you'd think I'm a creep. And I'm not... not that much anyways.

But Ajebo still dey ur blood shaa...

Now that's wicked, and hilarious

A Gudnyt would do just fine. Nt like I'd be Asleep by 2am tho.... I'm a 'NightCrawler'

suxxman:


But Ajebo still dey ur blood shaa...

Now that's wicked, and hilarious

A Gudnyt would do just fine. Nt like I'd be Asleep by 2am tho.... I'm a 'NightCrawler'

Lol no oo. I'm a village Nigerian gehl

And you wouldn't find it odd ? This strange girl texting you at 2am.

Hahahaha night crawler . You're a vampire now are you ?

YourMain:

Lol no oo. I'm a village Nigerian gehl
And you wouldn't find it odd ? This strange girl texting you at 2am.
Hahahaha night crawler . You're a vampire now are you ?

Anything worse than a Vampire, yeah.
Village girl? Ifa hear.....
See, I gotta go. Catch ya later.

suxxman:


Anything worse than a Vampire, yeah.

Village girl? Ifa hear.....

See, I gotta go. Catch ya later.

Awh goodbye. Have a lovely day

Hmm vampires are pretty sexy

YourMain:

Awh goodbye. Have a lovely day
Hmm vampires are pretty sexy

Hey..... Thanks. My day was lovely I think.
Hehe..... Indeed..... So what does that make me?

suxxman:


Hey..... Thanks. My day was lovely I think.

Hehe..... Indeed..... So what does that make me?

You think? Awh what's wrong ?

A non vampire human :/

YourMain:


You think? Awh what's wrong ?

A non vampire human

Bored to death....

Slept almost all through.....

Then did some artistic paper work....

How about urs?

suxxman:


Bored to death....

Slept almost all through.....

Then did some artistic paper work....

How about urs?

Lol haha see your life. Why didn't you go out ? Nigeria is so much fun

I saw that. You can draw. I can't even draw a pencil..

Nothing really I had an exam and I'm just applying for my grants now

YourMain:


Lol haha see your life. Why didn't you go out ? Nigeria is so much fun

I saw that. You can draw. I can't even draw a pencil..

Nothing really I had an exam and I'm just applying for my grants now

So much fun ke? Well, it depends. Moreover, I not much of the out going type. Yeah, I'm not.

Thank you. Trying yo get my long lost mojo back tho..... Its not that difficult u know....

You had an exam today?

Grants?

suxxman:


So much fun ke? Well, it depends. Moreover, I not much of the out going type. Yeah, I'm not.

Thank you. Trying yo get my long lost mojo back tho..... Its not that difficult u know....

You had an exam today?

Grants?

Yeah. Nigeria is so much fun like you have something to do all the time. Oh so you stay at home ? And watch tv ?

It was awesome. Your mojo is nice and alive.

I did. It was alright...

Grants for college from the government.

YourMain:


Yeah. Nigeria is so much fun like you have something to do all the time. Oh so you stay at home ? And watch tv ?

It was awesome. Your mojo is nice and alive.

I did. It was alright...

Grants for college from the government.

I stay at home... And Eat and Sleep . Trying to get fat but to no avail

Thanks. There's always room for improvement tho

That's nice.

Is it much?

suxxman:


I stay at home... And Eat and Sleep . Trying to get fat but to no avail

Thanks. There's always room for improvement tho

That's nice.

Is it much?

You're balling oo. Life's too short to not be in bed eating. My bed is my lover...

Ehm. It's a good bit. Around 650 euros a month plus tuition fees

YourMain:


You're balling oo. Life's too short to not be in bed eating. My bed is my lover...

Ehm. It's a good bit. Around 650 euros a month plus tuition fees

Bolu, 650 euros monthly sounds great to me oo... That's like 150k+ if I'm not mistake

2nd lover u mean

suxxman:


Bolu, 650 euros monthly sounds great to me oo... That's like 150k+ if I'm not mistake

2nd lover u mean

Ehm no lol not really. It's 5915 euros for the 10 months around. Lol I swear you Nigerians always converting stuff back to naira.

Lol nope first. Doctors can't cure my love

YourMain:


Ehm no lol not really. It's 5915 euros for the 10 months around. Lol I swear you Nigerians always converting stuff back to naira.

Lol nope first. Doctors can't cure my love

Was expecting something like that.... Can't really help it you know. More like an attitude....

Its good money though.

Lol.... Breezy nko?