Ok if it's in bed:

Lying there waiting for magic to happen,

Chasing orgasms as if that was all sex is about,

Pretending it's good or bad when it's neither or the other,

wearing diff colors of undies e.g white bra on black panties,

torn undies,

hairnets,

wearing facial scrubs or cleansers to bed,

wrappers across the chest when Ur hair is messed up and Ur sweaty just like that o, not after activity,

cracked nail polish,

diff colors of nail polish,

dirty nails,

e.t.c

^Lolz ochen wat's wrong wif hair-nets?

FAKE HAIR!
if she's fronting with the hair right in front of you you don't know where else she'll be fronting.