dollyjoy:
Oghene me na
shuoooo

lol...shock catch you...wetin we no go see for NL

holyFRED:

Oya Bankable(OP)... The great Tonye has spoken well.


But Tonye,I don't even know how to hold a conversation with a girl face to face.
My case is that critical

mrcork baba come oo...your advice is needed

AyamConfidence:
lol...shock catch you...wetin we no go see for NL

very soon we go teach some pple hw to dey piss

dollyjoy:
very soon we go teach some pple hw to dey piss

lol...i swear...people dey ask unbelivable questions

holyFRED:

The winshes yaff hold your voice abi?

Oya,IJN,open up and speak.



*Modified* If you wey be MOWA(Minister of Women Affairs (no ask me who confer that title on you ))wey you be,if you no get wetin to talk,who want come talk?

Oyah go check, I don finally drop comment oooo

Emac34:
haba nah Boss u of all people support get wetin to talk nah hez a brother so just help him out

I don finally comment baba

AyamConfidence:
mr.cork baba come oo...your advice is needed

Why are you calling that man wey no fit call woman name correctly sef?

tosyne2much:
Lemme try to see if I can be of help


To have a good conversation with a lady, you need not turn yourself to a clown just to keep the chatting going. The secrets are; try to avoid asking predictable, stale or unnecessary questions, or lemme say you should avoid asking questions the boring ways most dudes ask them


For example, instead of "how was your nyt", you would rephrase it to look more interesting and hilarious, " I hope you had mosquitoes free night?; I hope your nyt was awesome?

Instead of how was your day?, It would sound nicer asking how her day was spent? Was she indoor all through? If she said yes; ask if she was indoor cos she had no one to visit or she barely keep friends?


On a different note, avoid asking direct questions that will only provide the answer "Yes" or "No". Try to elaborate and beat around the bush when you talk about a particular subject. Take for example, Movies... Do you like movies ? Yes I do; I trust that you would also be fantasized by theese Pilliphines love movies? No I don't even watch it.. How come? Barely would you see a lady who doesn't love those movies. That's the way to keep the chat going

Also, try to pick a subject and make an intellectual discussion on it. For example, ask her for her most hated subject while she was in secondary school and inquire what led to the hatred. If she tells you, further ask more questions on it. Don't just jump to another subject

Conclusively, nearly every dude experiences stucked up moments of silence when you won't even know what to ask or say next. This is simple, kindly tell her to led the chat and make her understand that you are short of words or out of gist. If she says she has nothing to say, tell her to tell you anything that will pleasing to the ear, or bring up a good topic to be discussed, then you could take it up from there


Note If a lady isn't feeling you, no matter how hard you try, the above guidelines will not work all.

How do you know she isn't feeling you?

i. If she's always waiting for you to greet her or strike up a chat

ii. If she replies you with monosyllabic words despite applying the above guidelines

iii. If "nothing" is what she frequently says



I hope I don try sha?

MOWA Sir...
I doff my hat for you
Thanks bro for this awesome guidelines jare.

House address and I'd order 15crates of cold orijin for you abeg

dollyjoy:
very soon we go teach some pple hw to dey piss

See your mouth
Oya,goan slip

holyFRED:
See your mouth Oya,goan slip

come and sing lullaby for me

dollyjoy:
come and sing lullaby for me

Sure... It would be my pleasure.


Just that due to my horrible voice,you will just be dreaming of king kong and Choki

Do you still want me to sing the lullaby?

holyFRED:

Sure... It would be my pleasure.


Just that due to my horrible voice,you will just be dreaming of king kong and Choki

Do you still want me to sing the lullaby?

i actually love such vioce

dollyjoy:
i actually love such vioce

You are the cause of your problem oo

Oya which genre of song you want? Reggae,blues abi Rock?

holyFRED:
You are the cause of your problem oo

Oya which genre of song you want? Reggae,blues abi Rock?

after the reggae then the bluess dey rock

holyFRED:

MOWA Sir...
I doff my hat for you
Thanks bro for this awesome guidelines jare.

House address and I'd order 15crates of cold orijin for you abeg

Hope say I try small sha ?

dollyjoy:
after the reggae then the bluess dey rock

This one will be a monster hit in 2016 oo

Grammy will recognise it sef

tosyne2much:
Hope say I try small sha ?

You nailed it.
Thanks.

holyFRED:

Tosyne2much(NL virgin that sabi woman wella

Tosyne is not a V

Rukkydelta:
Tosyne is not a V

Woooow

tosyne2much:
Lemme try to see if I can be of help


To have a good conversation with a lady, you need not turn yourself to a clown just to keep the chatting going. The secrets are; try to avoid asking predictable, stale or unnecessary questions, or lemme say you should avoid asking questions the boring ways most dudes ask them


For example, instead of "how was your nyt", you would rephrase it to look more interesting and hilarious, " I hope you had mosquitoes free night?; I hope your nyt was awesome?

Instead of how was your day?, It would sound nicer asking how her day was spent? Was she indoor all through? If she said yes; ask if she was indoor cos she had no one to visit or she barely keep friends?


On a different note, avoid asking direct questions that will only provide the answer "Yes" or "No". Try to elaborate and beat around the bush when you talk about a particular subject. Take for example, Movies... Do you like movies ? Yes I do; I trust that you would also be fantasized by theese Pilliphines love movies? No I don't even watch it.. How come? Barely would you see a lady who doesn't love those movies. That's the way to keep the chat going

Also, try to pick a subject and make an intellectual discussion on it. For example, ask her for her most hated subject while she was in secondary school and inquire what led to the hatred. If she tells you, further ask more questions on it. Don't just jump to another subject

Conclusively, nearly every dude experiences stucked up moments of silence when you won't even know what to ask or say next. This is simple, kindly tell her to led the chat and make her understand that you are short of words or out of gist. If she says she has nothing to say, tell her to tell you anything that will pleasing to the ear, or bring up a good topic to be discussed, then you could take it up from there


Note If a lady isn't feeling you, no matter how hard you try, the above guidelines will not work all.

How do you know she isn't feeling you?

i. If she's always waiting for you to greet her or strike up a chat

ii. If she replies you with monosyllabic words despite applying the above guidelines

iii. If "nothing" is what she frequently says



I hope I don try sha?

i swear 3 gbosa nd double twaile for u u must make dis a thread 2mao on romance

tosyne2much:
Woooow

Yes. If you don't know before, I think now you know

Rukkydelta:

Yes. If you don't know before, I think now you know

Well, I'm not saying I am or I'm not. But you know you should have a strong conviction before jumping into conclusion?

tosyne2much:
Well, I'm not saying I am or I'm not. But you know you should have a strong conviction before jumping into conclusion?

I don't expect a virgin to be that skilled in women issues, that's my reason

Rukkydelta:

I don't expect a virgin to be that skilled in women issues, that's my reason

Seriously, am I skilled in women affairs ?

bankable:
i swear 3 gbosa nd double twaile for u u must make dis a thread 2mao on romance

Make I drop thread tomorrow shey?

don't worry my guy Maximillian1 is an expert

TheAziz:
don't worry my guy Maximillian1 is an expert

bro pls I have finally retired

Maximillian1:
bro pls I have finally retired

bur your bro bin need help

tosyne2much:
Make I drop thread tomorrow shey?

baba give me that FTC privilege na...no be only wristbangle get am

AyamConfidence:
baba give me that FTC privilege na...no be only wristbangle get am

Make day nack, I go tell u the time wey I go drop am

tosyne2much:
Make day nack, I go tell u the time wey I go drop am

okay baba...but na so u promise that year come betray me oo...better do well

cruzita:
AFTER THAT ASK HER THESE!!!!


HOW ARE THOSE TWINS AT YOUR CHEST AND THOSE NEIGHBOURS AT THE BACK?

THEN WAIT FOR HER TO BLOCK U.THANK ME LATER

HOW ARE THOSE TWIN AT YOUR BACK AND THOSE NEIGHBOURS AT YOU BACK?