HARDDON:



First off, these r drills not tips: tips r temporal talks, military drills remains a lifetime n coordinate life patterns.

Secondly, u set urself up for what u got! Why did u hv to ask for her number in front of any guy let alone her BROTHER? Without as much as been subtle bout that?
She gave u sometin cos she didn't want to embarrass u as u did embarrass her.

Why do u think guys don't like other guys around their sis? We all know don't we?
He attitude changed cos they must have had a serious talk bout chu, n bliv me, it wasn't to ur advantage.

HARDDON:



First take, have d right actitude : know that u r the one on the losing end:

1) you lose money( cos no matter how lil, u lose money)

2) u lose time( the time u wud spend with her, others r using it to make kul dough)

3) u lose sperm ( then she spread for u, u go thinking she finally does u that huge favour, but if u analyse it well, u wud see that u r d one doing her a great HUGE favour!
Know why? For d first and/or second time u guys r getting down, u wud do most of d work
She wud lie there like log of work, njoying her freaking self! Cos she be forming shyness n virgin swags. Cos she doesn't wano come across lose.
Then if u r top tech bed gud, which u shld, d id1ot wud scream n scratch as she pours her useless cUm countless times.

You lose when u cUm too cos those r trillion viable BABY making cells u just sent on a Useless Errand! )

N u run out of sperm! Yes, If u haven't experienced it, try cUming five times in a day! U basically run outa sperm n u wud thereafter release blood!


4) u lose energy: try fvcking tru d night on a Friday n watch how ravenous u become Sat morning.

Or try fvcking 3 rounds daily 4timez a week without eating gud fud n watch how u wud sporadically lose weight!

5) You run short of blood! If u have ever had marathon Luv making, u wud hv noticed ur eyes feel hazy n blood shot. Ur dick painful , ur waist aches( theirs too though), ur head light weight, u mouth dry.....

While u lose these n many more,

They gain Happiness n light clear head , they lose weight naturally n don't have to pay to do that! They sleep like babies thereafter, therapeutic .

the only complain dey got is painful pu33y , yea dey end up sitting on hawt water to heal n their waste aches n they wudnt be able to mate for a day or two!
But u lose more!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A MIL OF SPERM GOES FOR IN A SPARM BANK?
if u do, u wud gladly tell them u ain't down for s3x in ur relationship


Know that u lose a lot n boss up as such

Let them chase u. Let them be on edge around u . let them sweat to have u .
And be appreciative when u let them touch u!!!
Not the other way round!

Godtaye:
How do I woo

olaboy1:
Nice Naija guys are getting on the game.
Hardon you are doing a great job. I started daygame when I was 16 or so but then it wasn't main stream and there were no materials or dating modules, we just had the guts to stop that bolanle on her way to run errands and kept her glued on the spot whilst we spat our game.

When I first came to Europe it was a different ball game, so I read few materials to fine tune things and the greatest weapon in game is 15% verbal, 85% body language.

Guys try chatting up a girl and somewhere along the line stop talking and just look at her lustfully, she would feel the sexual tension and giggle, and sometimes moan unconsciously...tested and trusted. Watch out for her eyes dilating, biting of lips and the most common sign I noticed infield was her stroking back of her ear lobe or neck or running her hands down on her bare chest to her cleavage.
Don't miss the signs when you miss her vibes

DavidTheGeek:
---Chatting up a girl on a chat site---

ME: Your profile pic is too cute for my liking, change it jhur
SHE: Lolx..funny u, wud luv to kno u mor
ME: Hahaha no way. You can't handle me.
GIRL: Hmmm...'cnt handle U'... R u a typical flirt:|
ME: Flirt? Oh common! Like I don't have better things to do with my time other than go chasing after all these tiny gurls that don't even know how to wash their panties?
SHE: Hmm..na U kno,,,,cos guyz ov nowadayz z................... ..
Xorry i sounded harsh n come up wid hard lines
ME: Wats wrong wit guys of nowadays? They steal your "cookie" without giving you pleasure? You've been meeting the wrong guys.

****
----- She's yet to reply -----

HARDDON i salute you. Thanks for the drills.

HARDDON:



Wow! Classic flow on Da Roll! Wow!

And when she replies, calculate how many minutes she spent b4 replyjng, multiply by 2 .

Chill for that total mins b4 u reply!
Make sure she knows u read her rply but just ignored her too! #ouch!

HARDDON:

Nice very nice!

Now u have to blend in er0tic provoking tots as u go on , then after a while, invite her along for a swim or some quick chops! U know the drill!

And u know how we roll!

Nice ! But as u know, I hate nice guys!

I wano be boss alone
Selfishness is my middle name

DavidTheGeek:

Well done

HARDDON:


Kindly summarize what happened earlier on n why I said Should ignore her

HARDDON:


4) money blew ma minds off .... And we might come to ur chapter ..... Some times

5) yea,a gurl that was asking ME out, deleted ur number so she can have me all to her self! N since u didn't call. Oh well

LifegoesonE:




See, problem is like this, I have this girl, we been dating for like 8 months now but most time she doesn't call me doo my own worry is dat if she miss my call most time she don't call back.
There was a time she was busying my calls I had to give a break on calling until I met her, she gave her excuse which I told her was not a good reason, I like the babe doo but she doesn't reciprocate not that am asking for extra attention, I called her two times in day like that she didn't pick either called back, called again on her own birthday twice stil could not pick. After two day she replied on whatsapp (thank u dear) didn't reply back doo, even on whatsapp now she haven't reply my me,
For like 2 weeks now I haven't called her cos I decided until she call me first, but am tempted to call her, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

She haven't called though sending greeting on whatsapp but haven't replied yet cos waiting for your idea

NLjona:


lol...I usually tell them.. "you made me forget you naw".. and they will be like "what did I do?"... bam!!!.. rappor don start!!

ill kill it with.. "why won't I 4gt u wen the last time we met u nearly raped me.. u were jst using ur eyes to browse through my internet.. you think m that cheap?"


or you can answer with.. ' you're forming toosh Na.. me too ill form toosh for you.. you think m that cheap?..you know there is sumtin u did sha.."

she ll be like.. "what did I do".. Rappor created!!!.. spinning mode activated!!

NLjona:


omen that what wat my ex used on me when i was still a nice guy.. at the heat of the romance and kissing and evrything.. she just stopped and started leaving... if you see the way i begged her asif she hold my destiny ehh.. followed her to taxi .. even enter the taxi join.. she came down and i followed her.. (laughing at myself).. when i finally let her go.. that was the last time i ever saw her..chai.. its true that this game just comes to girls naturally..


that was when i searched and searched for what i did wrong.. and from google search upon search.. i gradually started learning the act and spoting my mistakes... then i swore to become a player and never love until its time to marry..


and boss.. i took what she did and i use it on a girl and it worked like magic.. i use it whenever i want to turn the table to them maybe after a fight or when she bleeps up.. anyways.. youve said it all...practice makes perfect I suppose.. obiomon come and hear oo !!

HARDDON:



As a rule of thumb, tease a lady with kiss tot , never kiss straight even if she comes @ u. And always be the first to break away.
Ur aim is to tune her up, give her a lil, n take it back, relax, give her again n pull out.... Oh if u apply this well, u literally just drive her nuts! And she wudnt mind grabbing ur head and forcing the kiss out when she can't take it again!

I like it the fact u didn't let her kiss u again! If u had let her, she wud have started controlling u subtliy.

Grow ur Balls so Huge u r unattainable n if ever she is so favoured n u let her a lil peep @ jrod, she wud go home happy.

Tell her the kinda gurl friendS u have r not the conventional ones!
I should warn u here: don't become a dock now! Cos this kinda talk can make u lose all u have laboured for all these while n u drive her away! I can already see signs of that with u! "Come to d house so u talk about it?" Gee? What dah wack line is that? U just told her u got a gurl unknowingly. She knows already. U took d fun away.
Instead of that, u should have said : come, I wano show u something but if u ain't here in an hour, u miss it! " see? Build curiosity . Stay on this track.



Make fun of her even while making luv to her! .

"Babe, this ur moan is special oooo, damn u must be njoyjng ur self! Touch me jor, let me feel it too " Lol!

U don't need advise, u doing well...more practice, meet other ladies, catch fun

. Just don't lose it, stick to the plan ..... Be daring, send less, funny sassy .... The thread is full of sassy funny line .
Read them n develop urs.

romme2u:
what a great thread.

no thanks for spilling the beans and making our lifestyle harder to maintain

SexyRat:



Baba Hardon.

Is settled, I don blow her within the space of 5 days I met her . She is so into me . She spent the nite in my place on Friday and we had a very good sex.Mehn, it was the best I have ever had.

Right now, she is telling everyone about me. And she has even told her brother and want me to meet him. baba, u tight

Pls recommend some books for me to aid my witty conversation. Sometimes when I try to be funny some of the babes take it as insult. I need to polish my conversation

SexyRat:





I called her now, and she is asking me if I have a girlfriend. I told her to come over to the house so we talk about it. Though I have a babe, but we ain't serious. I want to date her. What do I tell her.
And pls, give me vibes way I go take they turn her head upside down

Thanks

HARDDON:


Now to your Question:


IF A LADY EVER ASK U ONE OF THESE THEIR CLASSIC , NERVE WRACKLING QUESTIONS, THESE R THE RESPONSES

CLASSIC QUESTION:

1) Do you have a gurl friend?
2) What do you want from me?
3) What I'm a to you?
4) Are you a player/heard u r a player, my mind tells me you r a player
5) What about your gurl Friend? ( they ask these when u tryina take things physical
6) Where is this r/ship leading us?
7) Can you pay my bills?
DO you have a ride?
9) what do u think about waiting till marriage b4 sex?


And a host of others that just makes ur mouth dry if u ain't prepared

HARDDON:




lets unravel the riddle

1) DO YOU HAVE A GURL

POSSIBLE RESPONSES:

1) if she ask this while u guys r hanging out physically, make a surprise face with a queer smile , if it is tru chat, use the surprise emoticon followed by a crooked smile.... And say:

How can u ask a tall , dark n handsome guy with broad shoulders n abs if he has a gurl?
I don't have a gurl, I have gurls! One for each day of the week....

If she ask : so what r u doing with her? Reply her with : well, my Saturday just became vacant because Saturday Boo travelled out for her masters! Told her already I don't do longDistR/ship n parted ways with her so I don't go cheating on her while she is gone.
We r currently taking application to fill that void.


2) or say; I'm I not too hawt not to have a gurl? Then proceed and show her ur puffed muscle , stand up n pretend u wano pull up ur top so she can check out ur abs .... By the time she is laughing so hard, she wud forget


3) or say, You have been trying to have one but they r all too interested in sex @ first sight! And u just stop taking their calls thereafter, hope u wudnt be like them?

4) or say : No, I am a virgin, I don't want anybody that wud come and take my virginity without my conscent !

5) Or make funny faces n say..... My heart is too big for one gurl to carry! You wano kill her?

6) or simply say yes and start Describing her.... Yes i mean start describing the she that just asked the question now!

Like; she got tiny eyes, small mouth, big nose, wears cup size 38a bra(this must be a fact! U must learn all bra sizes out there! ) yea i know its kinda small but i manage it, she can be a pain in the as3 sometimes but what can I do.. She always thinks I'm cheating on her cos I'm so handsome ......



These are some of the lines I personally use n still use!
I used that number one yesterday, now we r talking dirty, we r meeting next week Friday n guess what?

HARDDON:


Dude, dude! U sounding like u won some laurels! Itz just some pvssy.
N as much as I wud hv luved to roll on hay wit u about ur record breaking(5days from meeting to mating), I'm not d least impressed.

I'm unimpressed with ur tone ( like a warrior counquering a country) like she finally did u d huge favour!


I'm unimpressed with how u r already letting her run d rule n now she wants to drag u to meet her brother!
Do things cos u want to not cos they want to!
Like da heck?

We have sounded it a couple of times here that after getting down with a guy, ladies just assume u guys have started dating ......
So I ask u this question: what do u really want from her?

1) FFB? ( friends for benefits?)
2) LTC( long term commitment - marriage?)
3) CS(casual sex with no strings?)
4) ATL( as time leads , leaving for d moment?)

Or just what?
Reflect on this n d ansa u come up with, shld direct ur ways here on.

But I should warn: the way u'r already going about it, u wud soon lose ur Balls to her n soon u'd become boring to her n dis bond wud die a natural death.

HARDDON:

HARDDON:



Huh?

Mehn, how can one continue to stomach royal guys been robbed on d dust of humiliation by these tiny breeds called gurls?

They lose money, honour, time n most importantly, Balls!

my daily drive is: moulding minds n empowering lives globally.

And as u know, it is not the number of years u thread d earth but d lives u impacted positively while u here.

Our lives saint made difficult by helping others, rather it is enhanced!

Kindly tell us ur tale..... We'd Luv to learn from u too