When she starts a pillow fight... You'll jz halla "Oluwa ni" n do CR7 celebration in ur mind

Anabel:
If I want sex, I'll ask for it. Why should I be ashamed of anything when I know the guy wants it as much as I do. Egbami oo!! I find it weird that a lady will say these things you've written to a guy. Maybe she's 18 years old or less. #justsaying

lol... Bdw we r winning Everton dz wkend #GGMU

Lol...La Casera...hahahahahaha

Evathyst:
First time I'll ever agree with Tosyne2much.


Mine is simple, I'll just tell the guy some minutes after I arrived his place that I wanna be on my way. Afterall, you no kukuma entertain me.


He'll now be baffled that all these La casera that he bought nko? Mugu! Shey I tell you sey I dey thirsty ni?


That was how I visited one 'goat' before I could say jack, he brought out all his albums showing me all the old & ugly people in his family.


Some guys mumu pass Vizkiz I swear!

wristbangle:
11. Will you pass the night at my house?

There is this beautiful lady I had crush on few years ago but I couldn't approach her simply because I am a shy person, not knowing that she has same feelings for me. So one day I was stranded at 10pm in Ajah because I didn't hold my ATM and I had no kobo in my pocket, meanwhile I reside at Sango Ota. The few airtime left in my phone was what I used in calling her since she stays at ajah. I requested for N1,000 if can she borrow me as I will pay her the next day through ATM transfer. She was like, Emma, don't you value your life? It's already late na. Why can't you pass the night in my house? After much pestering from her I gave in and she prepared one mesmerising meal that sparked my brain. As if that's all, she even helped me in removing my shirt and start touching those sensitive part of my body meanwhile my joystick was already dancing and saying "Praise the Lord oo". One thing led to another thing and the rest is history.

The guy below me mumu die . Make I see that opportunity, that babe go hail me tire.

Yo... You reside in sango ota? Lets hook up... Nice nice...

In case my wife uses some of them

Lol

Smellymouth:
* "I want to charge my fone / watch movies" ::

8:30pm, she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?
I touch am, she push my hand ( for my mind, I say this babe is going down like the Naira this nyt) .. I wait another 5 mins,i rub her lap, she foolishly said-" pls, respect ur guest nao" ( I reason for my mind say, 'goat dey be lion guest?')



10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR" like:::::





N.B:: Vizkiz, walahitalai,ur own mumu strong pass my own

This your comment has taken you far abroad, I came across it this evening on Facebook as comment of the week!!! U deserve an award

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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Looool,ur mumu no get part two.... If u wer my frnd,i go just poison u for dis ur yeye act.

chibwike:
No, i didn't.

Brother dis bibi gurl like u troway.

9airaland:
I think im guilty of num3

Datz interesting

Anabel:
If I want sex, I'll ask for it. Why should I be ashamed of anything when I know the guy wants it as much as I do. Egbami oo!! I find it weird that a lady will say these things you've written to a guy. Maybe she's 18 years old or less. #justsaying

Correct babe

CHai you been deserve Grammy Award for Mumurity.

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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MizTyna:


I mean I see some posts and I just wonder. Lots of small minded people walking around. And we wonder why we still have our grandfathers ruling us


And they make frontpage too! That alone says something about the people running this forum. Most times I just keep quiet. Commenting on every post that gets my goats, stupid or myopic is a waste of my valuable time

At times its just for the fun of it...You look beautiful tho!

chai 5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me? To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next. 9. "You are not Romantic" Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed

jeez she repeated dis statement for like.forever ...jeez......buh i dull sha

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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Brodaly, how did u not turn out to be a rapist? Cus dis type mumu^nth degree is faster than geometric progression at any rate. Logic expects u to be Rapist . Anyway am glad 4u but I can't speak on logic`s behalf. ¥. ! Don dae gain ha trust! I dea Crase. Abdulahi abdulahi give 0NE thousand

Monalisa185:

As u b Manchester United fan... I luv u like dat. U gallant

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

BADDOSNEH

My smash hit singles "pick up the phone" coming soon!! Audio and visual

tosyne2much buh y u no write this thing since ...u for don help me nd vizkiz life ooo

Just observing

tosyne2much:
Yes na dis thread I been dey yarn u about

I see. The post make me remember wen a friend come my haus.. Na so the babe been check my fone dy tell me say 'tank God you dnt have porn'. mumu me they feel good.

Na later after she comot i con dey wish say i been gt for fone.

But egbon this ur post neva prove say u neva sample that stuff

Laveda:
Lure guys you say?

Well, I'm cold is much more easier to code

am not missing a chance on you like vizkiz just give one of the above signals.....

SMH. I wonder how the OP knows all this, though the was a virgin that time?

Adaure4ever:
Hmmm, Let me reserve my comment

my sweet girl.

Chai! Na so I take miss...
And I so much like this babe oo...
Just last week after exams I went to her house to find dat she was alone in her hostel and it was raining, I kept her company till late night and she was like ''this one u're spending time with me today heaven go come down...''. Deep into d night she woke me asking why I wasn't sleeping...I confuse; hw u go wake person dey ask why him no dey sleep? I no code... I can't wait for resumption date to come.

Evathyst:
First time I'll ever agree with Tosyne2much.


Mine is simple, I'll just tell the guy some minutes after I arrived his place that I wanna be on my way. Afterall, you no kukuma entertain me.


He'll now be baffled that all these La casera that he bought nko? Mugu! Shey I tell you sey I dey thirsty ni?


That was how I visited one 'goat' before I could say jack, he brought out all his albums showing me all the old & ugly people in his family.


Some guys mumu pass Vizkiz I swear!

He was trying to be a gentleman. Na husband material be that o...

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/04/even-though-ladies-are-naturally-born.html

Chai! I don fuk up. Brought dis Akwa ibom babe home. After all her formings,she cm tell me say cold dey catch am, me just put her 4 bed,use wrapper cover am,den face my PES15 because d forming cm too tire me. Na so she lay dwn sleep,wake up then waka go. OP u for put dis thread since na.

12. They come to your place without wearing panties. Anytime babe come your house pant less, and most times wearing mini skirt, that one na original amuséyá. You no need IV again. Just pull up the canopy and enter the party. !!!!

How you go know say babe no dey wear pant? Ask tosynetoomuch. He know.

FvckeDyoBiTch:
I find you and wristbangle's Articles lame, sexist, hypocritical and above all failing to appeal to a broad sense of humor...Ama read this and cine back.

This shit_ applies to hypocritical Nigerian girls...The average girl I see is open about her sexuality and that doesn't necessarily make her a slut_

If you don't see the comic satire in his lists then my friend, your literary appreciation and sense of humor is worth 1 kobo. Why don't you show your prowess and come up with lists which aren't "lame and sexist" as you claim.

Oghumu1:

This your comment has taken you far abroad, I came across it this evening on Facebook as comment of the week!!! U deserve an award

heheheheheh

Smelly is going international

Evathyst:
First time I'll ever agree with Tosyne2much.


Mine is simple, I'll just tell the guy some minutes after I arrived his place that I wanna be on my way. Afterall, you no kukuma entertain me.


He'll now be baffled that all these La casera that he bought nko? Mugu! Shey I tell you sey I dey thirsty ni?


That was how I visited one 'goat' before I could say jack, he brought out all his albums showing me all the old & ugly people in his family.


Some guys mumu pass Vizkiz I swear!

no judgement, but just asking. Do you believe in God? Are you a christian? After have premarital sex, do you feel guilty that you've offended God? Do you ask for forgiveness in the end?

This question actually goes to everyone here; its just that i had to quote you to ask them.

For the records, i am not a religious person and i certainly believe sex before marriage is ok. But i just want to know people's behaviour along the lines of the questions i've asked especially from those who still believe in God.

Badd guys!