Aisha96:
Utter rubbish. Now, I'm getting the going trend here. Seems like everyone is in a race competing for who would emerge the most lowlest dunce.

I hope seun_ provides a medal in compensation of the winner.

This one don come again., wia/how yu been?

Aisha96:
Utter rubbish. Now, I'm getting the going trend here. Seems like everyone is in a race competing for who would emerge the most lowlest dunce.

I hope seun_ provides a medal in compensation of the winner.

Whoever smeared pepper in your ass deserve to be jailed, Jokes apart.

Hadez:


Smiles. It's been a while I had one though *covers face*

shey make I come give the kind kiss wey go make you forget all the kisses wey you don get before

"Era lobe kiss" one of my keys to opening the banku

HateU2:
nice answer, don't let that 'ish' get to you

Yh, bt it's nt easy

iykekelvins:
Cool, you trust him that much?

Yeah, we were together for a while before he left

eitsei:
shey make I come give the kind kiss wey go make you forget all the kisses wey you don get before

Excuse me?

Hadez:

Yeah, we were together for a while before he left

Alright dear, I hope I didn't annoy you.

Have a lovely evening

Would love to steal a kiss from annnikky.
just a kiss.

Hadez:

Excuse me?

I dey preach the gospel ni I wan come help your ministry ni

Hadez:

Yeah, we were together for a while before he left

stop dulling....

iykekelvins:
Alright dear, I hope I didn't annoy you.

Have a lovely evening

No, I am not pissed. Lol I hardly allow anything here on nairaland get to me

eitsei:
I dey preach the gospel ni I wan come help your ministry ni

Hmm.

evsonlive:
stop dulling....

meaning?

Aisha96:

Hey, dude. I'm here to rule and reign. Let every mortal arise and announce my arrival with sweet melodies of harps.

Fine & healthy and you?

ehn ehn... Tell me more..

I am fine.. You just went AWOL. Hope no pee!

Aisha96:

And whoever treated your brain turmoil did a piss-poor job with you.

Your guardian should sue him for unrepairable damage.

Am really are not who you think I am. Ain't that bf that fukced ur brains out over n over, only to flush u out of his life as one would for used condom sheaths

Hadez:
No, I am not pissed. Lol I hardly allow anything here on nairaland get to me

That's nice. We should talk more often here.

[quote author=post=45496680]Would love to steal a kiss from annnikky.
just a kiss. Really?

Aisha96:

Not at all. Trust me, everything is under control. Thanks for your concern.

Well, but, oh well, you have grown an inch taller. I almost didn't recognise you.

Isn't nature a wonder?

good to know. welcome..


Taller? Lol, your sense of humour is not from here.. Wait, are you a poet?

Aisha96:

No one can lay claims to that. . . I'm a goddess, you feeble-minded mortal.

I presume you have not grasped the full implications of your blasphemy as to think I would descend down from my throne only to walk among mortals.

Such misguided insolence. . . You actions musn't go unpunished! I assure you.

Lols. Just serving you doses of your own bitter pills barbie...For who rocks blasphemy like a royal fur better than you in Nl's history?...Always pulling out negativities about ppl from your ass I begin wondering if you even have a working conscience. . . Such a sucker!!

Hadez:

Of cuz I hav a bf. He is nt in d country and I dnt want to do something I'll regret later

. naso!!! donno iffa shud call dz 1 consolation. ...dny worry d lawd isya strength

Hadez:

Of cuz I hav a bf. He is nt in d country and I dnt want to do something I'll regret later

. naso!!! donno iffa shud call dz 1 consolation. ...dnt worry d lawd isya strength

HateU2:
It's US again!
In case you don't know, let me do introduction . I am H.A.T.E.U.2 and my bestie is N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.N.A.U.G.H.T.Y .

We wanna entertain you again . Enjoy dearies

Yes, we all know guys love to be kissed and with just one kiss, you can drive him wild, make him go weak at the knees or make him melt with affection. Who does not like kissing When someone's mouth is not smelling like 'smellymouth'



1. The forehead kiss: mehn! Who doesn't like this It makes a girl feel loved and safe. So I'm guessing it will work the same way with guys . Kiss him on the forehead and see his reaction. It's a perfect way of saying 'Don't worry, I'm here for you' plus it reminds him of his momma. Let him forget his momma at that moment


2. The surprise kiss: . Sneak up on your partner and plant a kiss on him while he is lying on the sofa or even fast asleep . Believe me, that's how your pillow fight will start and we all know what happened after pillow 'fighting'


3. The french kiss : The most popular kiss ! Menh! It's also the sweetest . You need to be a pro to enjoy this type of kiss. The locking of the lips, the cuddling and the smooching Waoh! It's so

4. The make him beg kiss : You wanna know this right Tease him wella. When he wanna kiss you, just comot face and peck him that will keep him waiting. The anticipation for a full kiss will drive him insane! Trussss me, it works .

5. The era lobe kiss: Some guys don't do this not to talk of ladies . This kiss is magical. You have to make your partner feel 'needed'. Ladies, take care of your ears. A tongue inside that ear is so so 'killing' . There is no way you will say NO to sex after a tongue goes inside that ear (just kidding).


Learn to be a good kisser not 'ponma eater'. Kiss your partner like tomorrow no dey and he/she won't go out to look for more .
Naughtynaughty, bestie mi toh cute , subtraction or addition or multiplication

CC: lalasticlala, lalasticlala, lalasticlala!!!

Number 5,Era lobe Abi ear lobe?..@ Number 4.. You go sabi punish man well well o this smally..why would you want to make him beg just like that?

torqque7:


Number 5,Era lobe Abi ear lobe?..@ Number 4.. You go sabi punish man well well o this smally..why would you want to make him beg just like that?

correct it urself

Must u qquote the wholeeeee toppic!
*sighs*

Aisha96:

No one, dead or living, can lay claims to that. . . I'm a goddess, you feeble-minded mortal.

I presume you have not grasped the full implications of your blasphemy as to why you should think I would descend down from my throne only to walk among mere mortals.

Such misguided insolence. . . You actions musn't go unpunished! I assure you .

Lol..side effects of playing too much god of war and a lot of Greek mythology..smh.

Sorry to rain on your parade hun but you IS a mortal and afican kwa

HateU2:
correct it urself

Must u qquote the wholeeeee toppic!
*sighs*

Lol..someone made a statement and used the same spelling of the era lobe cos he tot it was actually a word, so you need to make a correction so that you dont teach people new English from your personal diction

Must you complain about me quoting it?

torqque7:


Lol..side effects of playing too much god of war and a lot of Greek mythology..smh.

Sorry to rain on your parade hun but you IS a mortal and afican kwa

leave am, make body de catch am...

iykekelvins:
You're all about that faithful ish, its good though


How are you sure your bf ain't cheating over there?

Hmmmmm, bad belle

Most nigerian girls are very poor kissers...see them close their eyes and squeez their face asif casting they are praying, casting and binding demons just because of ordinary kiss...




I even doubt if the op can kiss