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15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by rummeh: 2:01am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF. 1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t. 2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online. 3. Sorry heart closed until further notice. 4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs. 5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy. 7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney. 8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7 9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now. 10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike. 11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry. 12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees. 13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken. 14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. 15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you. http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html 76 Likes 24 Shares
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Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by FreeSpirited: 2:50am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Really deep.......There's really a thin line between love and hate. 52 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 3:15am On Aug 12, 2016 |
............ And the oldest of them all, that we grew up hearing is this 'GOD, let my enemies live long, so they can see what i will become in the future'. 20 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 3:35am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Who get time? Never had problems with any of my ex after break up, they are good friends with me. And we help each other out with stuffs. 102 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by mercichoco(f): 3:36am On Aug 12, 2016 |
well i respect love alot, whatever reason that makes sm1 become an ex should b worth it and I don't play post relationship games to hurt, insult, cause regret or score cheap points 162 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Osmondinho(m): 4:05am On Aug 12, 2016 |
All these poo still come down to one thing!!! Your kitty cat was eaten, get over it!!! 155 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Purpletee(f): 4:11am On Aug 12, 2016 |
same old story 5 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by delighteddell(m): 4:42am On Aug 12, 2016 |
rummeh: Updating whatsapp status cos of a break up? Do pple still do that? 70 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:08am On Aug 12, 2016 |
FreeSpirited: Really really thin line. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by duduade: 6:16am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Nothing emotional about those crap written up there 9 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Ifakiland(m): 6:22am On Aug 12, 2016 |
For me once ur am "ex" dats it...no feelings watsoeva....unless ofcourse just to bang u. 7 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by falcon01: 6:23am On Aug 12, 2016 |
recycled |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by stinggy(m): 6:27am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Like I'll even care to check an ex's update... Gone is gone. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 6:27am On Aug 12, 2016 |
If you go to this length just to make him cry, it shows that you still care, or worse still you are bitter. Chances are the nigga has 'chopped and clean mouth', he doesnt give a damn about you, probably doesnt have your number on whatsapp anymore. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by eistien(m): 6:27am On Aug 12, 2016 |
These are status used by an Ex who is still hung up 4 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by PreciousRahl(m): 6:50am On Aug 12, 2016 |
where is the tears na ? 1 Like |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 6:55am On Aug 12, 2016 |
It is only a childish, too emotional and bitter person that will scoop so low to do this kind of shiiit! If your partner thinks you're not good enough for him or her, just take a smile out of the relationship and relax for you will surely be the best for the person who deserve you. 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 6:58am On Aug 12, 2016 |
All these sound cool but I think the best thing to do is to completely ignore and focus on more important stuff. Putting all these up on your status shows that you are still thinking about them 5 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 7:09am On Aug 12, 2016 |
All these are just childish 5 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Sexytemi(f): 7:13am On Aug 12, 2016 |
I'd pass, better to remain friends than enemies. 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by teewhizzy4real(m): 7:28am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Shebi if d guy still get her on his list dat is when he will b seeing yeye statues....... 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 7:36am On Aug 12, 2016 |
lolzzz.... like seriously I don't even remember my ex...y will I be changing status for a fool. he does not worth it abeg. only joblessness and loneliness can make me to be changing my status every now and then. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Vikky014(f): 8:07am On Aug 12, 2016 |
wht will b my gain nt evry relationship end in marriage for crying out loud 4 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Raddie(m): 8:14am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Whatever happened to 'delete' if you're that heart-broken? 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 8:15am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Any sane would block his it her ex unless they rich or some shìt like that. 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by jnrbayano(m): 8:18am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Updating a status because of an ex? Then, it means I have not grown. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by jnrbayano(m): 8:22am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Snowangel4: If you can call an ex a fool, you indirectly say that you were poor to judge his acceptance in the first place. An ex is supposed to be a friend that you both agreed to disagree on sustaining a relationship. Unless your parting was acrimonious. 5 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by enshi(m): 8:27am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Its so disheartening how people are so proud to say that they have been in so many failed relationships.. .. Some people have EXes... . To me its more of commercializing relationship. If you have more than one EX pls examine ur self, you might as well be the problem cos an EX is enough to teach the required lesson. I attended the wedding ceremony of my EX, she was bold to introduce Me to her hubby as her EX, they took my gift and we had a picture together. .... This is because we separated with maturity on common ground . ... And that is the first and only relationship i have had so far.... My next must be my wife.. . Pls can you Count ur EX 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by lilmax(m): 8:31am On Aug 12, 2016 |
only proves how pained you are 4 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Hydra1(m): 8:41am On Aug 12, 2016 |
. 4 Likes |
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by nNEOo(m): 8:48am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Is it s competition ,don't get me wrong ...d one thing I don't use most often is emotion ...my ex hate me because she think am STOIC 2 Likes |
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