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Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Boyooosa(m): 8:16pm On Aug 20, 2016
Vikky014:
there is no proper way one can handle sex outside marriage jst get married and enjoy d full package which is having kids ,sharing ur joy and pains under one roof. nt hide and seek games
Among the Saints, u r 1 million correct... practically, u r getting it wrong. Get this straight, Relationship is not all about sex and child bearing.... its all about 'love', tolerance, negotiation and acceptance. Its beyond, I sex you, you no gree, madam.
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Vikky014(f): 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boyooosa:

Among the Saints, u r 1 million correct... practically, u r getting it wrong. Get this straight, Relationship is not all about sex and child bearing.... its all about 'love', tolerance, negotiation and acceptance. Its beyond, I sex you, you no gree, madam.
and y were u sounding as if relationship cant survive wtout sex initially
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Boyooosa(m): 8:38pm On Aug 20, 2016
Vikky014:
and y were u sounding as if relationship cant survive wtout sex initially
Yes (NO), It cant! It can never survive. That is why you need to negotiate the mode of sexual life you want to have with your self, understand it and accept each other... depending on your terms and understanding. But let me re-assure that any marital relationship can never survive without sex. But ordinary or premarital relationship can endure it with very rare chance.....
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Vikky014(f): 8:47pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boyooosa:

Yes (NO), It cant! It can never survive. That is why you need to negotiate the mode of sexual life you want to have with your self, understand it and accept each other... depending on your terms and understanding. But let me re-assure that any marital relationship can never survive without sex. But ordinary or premarital relationship can endure it with very rare chance.....
i ws referring to premarital relationship...see if God made me a man. i wont hv any business engaging in premarital sex wt my partner if she is a virgin bc sme guys r nt smiling. i will rather guard her jealously till i take her home...to avoid hrtbrk

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Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Boyooosa(m): 9:17pm On Aug 20, 2016
Vikky014:
i ws referring to premarital relationship...see if God made me a man. i wont hv any business engaging in premarital sex wt my partner if she is a virgin bc sme guys r nt smiling. i will rather guard her jealously till i take her home...to avoid hrtbrk
What of you being a woman... Did (do) you wait till that day?
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Vikky014(f): 9:58pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boyooosa:
What of you being a woman... Did (do) you wait till that day?
yes cheesy
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Boyooosa(m): 12:27am On Aug 21, 2016
Vikky014:
yes cheesy
Yea I now believe that your philosophy is genuine! But mind you, not everybody will be opportuned to scale through with that... u did not reveal the secret tho! wink
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by drunkpunk(m): 11:54pm On Aug 24, 2016
Sexytemi:
I'd pass, better to remain friends than enemies.
That's my temmypee
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Sexytemi(f): 5:29am On Aug 25, 2016
drunkpunk:

That's my temmypee



Hmmm??, sorry but do we know each other
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by drunkpunk(m): 10:02am On Aug 25, 2016
Sexytemi:




Hmmm??, sorry but do we know each other
No we don't. But we can if you want... *sipping coda*
Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by chuka9: 12:28pm On Feb 14, 2018
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Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by Nobody: 8:34pm On Dec 20, 2019
rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF. grin grin
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




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Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by aimmoney9: 4:29pm On Aug 30, 2022
Who get time? Never had problems with any of my ex after break up, they are good friends with me. And we help each other out with stuffs.
Like once once free knacks........ grin grin grin grin grin

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