mercichoco:
well i respect love alot, whatever reason that makes sm1 become an ex should b worth it and I don't play post relationship games to hurt, insult, cause regret or score cheap points

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




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mercichoco:
well i respect love alot, whatever reason that makes sm1 become an ex should b worth it and I don't play post relationship games to hurt, insult, cause regret or score cheap points

lilmax:
only proves how pained you are

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.



I'm impressed
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rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html

mercichoco:
well i respect love alot, whatever reason that makes sm1 become an ex should b worth it and I don't play post relationship games to hurt, insult, cause regret or score cheap points

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




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krak101:
stuffs... You got me thinking. What kinda stuff

Boyooosa:

I agree with you my sister but I wonder why some ladies get bittered with ex cos bleeping. Is it a race won or something?

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




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manando1:
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Bro you deserve that maternity leave

Bro you deserve that maternity leave

onward4life:


Nice one bro! But just in case I go sample some my studio work as part of my rap song.. u agree? Thanks

Snowangel4:


he betrayed me and stole from me......don't be too quick to judge

Osmondinho:
All these poo still come down to one thing!!!


Your kitty cat was eaten, get over it!!!

modelmike7:
............ And the oldest of them all, that we grew up hearing is this 'GOD, let my enemies live long, so they can see what i will become in the future'.

Cherie04:
what's it with guys thinking girls should go and cover our face after sex? Dumbo she enjoyed it too and if you start forming she'll move to the next dude so stop acting like sex depreciates women

Vikky014:
i dnt understand u dear.

Boyooosa:

My point ma'am; I observed that in most cases, where Exes most especially ladies, get bittered about their Ex (relationship), they always attribute their anger to how often their Ex had bleep(ed) them and they take that as excuse of being bittered. Meanwhile, @ the other end, the immature guys too will be like; afterall, i have bleeped her more than necessary times (she should go to hell) and they feel like Hero. My curiosity boils down on how these people feel and this led to my inquiry that: Is relationship a kind of Race for 'I bleep you' or 'thank God, he no kuma see me bleep'.

flokii:


Same here.. He made sense big tym

You see people rejoicing over failed relationships/friendships they had and they dnt even bother to check themselves..

I dnt see any point keeping a childish relationship or one where one party feels too special

Boyooosa:

My point ma'am; I observed that in most cases, where Exes most especially ladies, get bittered about their Ex (relationship), they always attribute their anger to how often their Ex had bleep(ed) them and they take that as excuse of being bittered. Meanwhile, @ the other end, the immature guys too will be like; afterall, i have bleeped her more than necessary times (she should go to hell) and they feel like Hero. My curiosity boils down on how these people feel and this led to my inquiry that: Is relationship a kind of Race for 'I bleep you' or 'thank God, he no kuma see me bleep'.

Lol... I swear you don scatter my Belle . That "marriage before sex" terms and condition don't work for me oo. I tell my partner straight that i am very much sexualy active but they don't mean ain't loyal.

But I realize alot of girls don't deserve that loyalty... I know that goes both ways #Experience

Snowangel4:


he betrayed me and stole from me......don't be too quick to judge