sapele914:
Na your papa e call.

UdyOgwoUde:
More people have visited Mr President and y'all here arguing.

holocron:


Thats the crux of the matter. He actually called the presidency, which for now is Osinbajo. He couldnt have called somebody on leave and on a sick bed, when there is already an acting president. This is what is called misinformation.

joe120120:


NOT IN THIS WORLD AGAIN NEW GENERATION OF NAIJA HAVE PAST THIS OLD SCHOOL FASHION IN FACT WE DON'T HAVE PRESIDENT ,THE ASIA STATE. EVEN MOST AFRICAN COUNTRY. CANT DO THIS,NO VIDEO OF PRESIDENT NO AUDIO IN MODERN WORLD. IN TODAY TECHNOLOGY ,PLAYING WITH TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS NOT POSSIBLE .THE SENATOR SHOULD AMEND THE CONSTITUTION FOR ELECTING PRESIDENT TO HAVE BSC OR EQUIVALENCE

alobright17:
seeking for a prove of life you gave to him or what? it is written all over you from the speed you used in typing the doubt about the call from Usa......wake up Usa is not a joke for them to say they call him when they didn't .

How you arrived to the conclusion that anyone else apart from Buhari can answer the call is as well beyond me.

YourCoffin:
Anybody can be Buhari at the other end of the phone.

All we are sayyyyyying, give us video. Even if it's a video of Buhari shitting in the toile while chewing gworo

FKseun:


We understand your case! If you can doubt your own paternity, what else can you believe?

AntiWailer:
They need confirmation from Amadioha.

Anybody wasting time with wailers is jobless.

No matter what happens they will still have a stupeed question to ask.

Even if they announce him dead, some eediots will ask if he died with style.

BetaThings:


Actually, they are not after evidence of his being alive
They are only interested in criticising him
Not once did Jonathan make Sambo Ag President, but that was okay

If you produce incontrovertible evidence of his being alive, they will say "who he epp"

The best thing is to ignore them
No matter what he does, they will not support him, he should save his efforts for the people whose minds are open and freeze out the distractors

YourCoffin:
Anybody can be Buhari at the other end of the phone.

All we are sayyyyyying, give us video. Even if it's a video of Buhari shitting in the toile while chewing gworo

Bolustic:
When is Trump going to call Nnamdi Kanu in Kuje?

Is he not the messiah again

slurryeye:
Let's all assume there was actually a call between Trump (agent orange) and Buhari (Baba sickler), I'm quite sure it will be one of the most awkward phone call between 2 presidents ever. I'm sure the phone conversation won't be far from this

Phone ringing.....

Trump: Is this Buharai? (Trump doesn't give a flying fvck, he will call the name the way he pleases)

Buhari: who iz this flease?

Trump: It is me DJT

Buhari: who iz DJaiT?

Trump: It is Donald J Trump fool

Buhari: Oga, I haf ben waiting por ya coll walahi

Trump: I know, I am awesome, everybody cant wait to talk to me

Buhari: Oga, thank you por colling me

Trump: wait a minute, is your area code not the same with Theresa May, has your country moved to UK?

Buhari: No oga, my countiri I no move, it was me that came por medical checki up

Trump: Is there no hospital in your country?

Buhari: there iz oga, but the pacility iz not good

Trump: you see why I want to deport your citizens from my country, they are taking all our jobs and can't even build a single hospital in their country

Buhari: oga defort them, i will use e hep cc to arrez them

Trump: I don't care

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: Now let's get to the reason why I called

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: How well are you handling the Boko haram bastards?

Buhari: pery well oga, we are winning the pight

Trump: do you need nuclear weapon to blow the suckers off the surface of earth?

Buhari: thankiyu, but i dont need it oga

Trump: ok if you say so, but don't come crying to me if they terrorize you

Buhari: I fromise I won't come *coughing profusely*

Trump: I have to end the call now before you give me Ebola over the phone

Buhari: ok, tank por the pone call oga

Trump: ok byeee

Hangs off

YourCoffin:


I can now see why you assumed I was ignorant initially. I only needed to tickle your feathers. Anyway, certificates and grades only confer a recognition of an aquisition of knowledge. They don' t necessary confer excellence nor do they attest to the application of the said knowledge.

Maybe if you could reach out to that self-acclaimed techie mind of yours, you might figure out what I actually meant in my post. After all techies don't figure out computers only. They figure out human minds and psychology too

slurryeye:
Let's all assume there was actually a call between Trump (agent orange) and Buhari (Baba sickler), I'm quite sure it will be one of the most awkward phone call between 2 presidents ever. I'm sure the phone conversation won't be far from this

Phone ringing.....

Trump: Is this Buharai? (Trump doesn't give a flying fvck, he will call the name the way he pleases)

Buhari: who iz this flease?

Trump: It is me DJT

Buhari: who iz DJaiT?

Trump: It is Donald J Trump fool

Buhari: Oga, I haf ben waiting por ya coll walahi

Trump: I know, I am awesome, everybody cant wait to talk to me

Buhari: Oga, thank you por colling me

Trump: wait a minute, is your area code not the same with Theresa May, has your country moved to UK?

Buhari: No oga, my countiri I no move, it was me that came por medical checki up

Trump: Is there no hospital in your country?

Buhari: there iz oga, but the pacility iz not good

Trump: you see why I want to deport your citizens from my country, they are taking all our jobs and can't even build a single hospital in their country

Buhari: oga defort them, i will use e hep cc to arrez them

Trump: I don't care

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: Now let's get to the reason why I called

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: How well are you handling the Boko haram bastards?

Buhari: pery well oga, we are winning the pight

Trump: do you need nuclear weapon to blow the suckers off the surface of earth?

Buhari: thankiyu, but i dont need it oga

Trump: ok if you say so, but don't come crying to me if they terrorize you

Buhari: I fromise I won't come *coughing profusely*

Trump: I have to end the call now before you give me Ebola over the phone

Buhari: ok, tank por the pone call oga

Trump: ok byeee

Hangs off

Some people here are senseless

naijaking1:


Does Trump or anybody in the whithouse know Buhari's voice for real?
How do they differentiate it from any other poorly educated Hausa sounding voice?

AngelicBeing:
These is Mr President and l registered on Nairaland with this username, Nigerians have insulted me too much, they called me cattle rearer, clueless, burukutu drinker, suya eater, they say l am dead or l should resign and go back to Daura, l am not going anywhere.
l have the mandate to rule Nigeria till 2099, l will not resign, l am enjoying myself in London with the Queen, Donald trump called me yesterday and he is ready to support me, Osibande is acting for me, when l come, l will arrest more PDP thieves, l will probe Ibori again, he will be jailed for the second time in Kuje Prison, tell Se..un of Nairaland not to allow anybody insult me, l am Buhari the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. l will be back to Nigeria in December 2017

LIBSocials:
Did he call Buhari or the presidency?

mmb:
tune to CNN live now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4-srnD5Lk

Watch from the 51st minute

mars123:
give the POTUS some credit. Do you think it's possible to pull such a scam on em

Do you even know the repercussions of such a scam?

The president is obviously alive and made that call and if you guys have a little bit of common sense you will see the handwriting on the wall. I don't blame you guys though. Nigeria did this to you.

YourCoffin:
Anybody can be Buhari at the other end of the phone.

All we are sayyyyyying, give us video. Even if it's a video of Buhari shitting in the toile while chewing gworo

Bolustic:
When is Trump going to call Nnamdi Kanu in Kuje?

Is he not the messiah again

Kiakia:
Probably the Presidency. These cabal people can so deceiving and knows how to pull wool over the eyes of Nigerians. But not this time. The Yar Adua 'rigmarole' was an eye opener. The Presidency should come out clean with the health status of PMB. Nigerians who overwhelmingly voted him into office deserves to know. Period!