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Send a mail to porn hub...... They have a job for you

This gotta be some jokes

Nollynude:
Send a mail to porn hub...... They have a job for you

Just the exact responses i was fervently praying against....

I don't no how surgery work, but ask ur doctor if its advisable to reduce the size by surgery

Stanleysteno:
I don't no how surgery work, but ask ur doctor if its advisable to reduce the size by surgery

I was advised against this. The skill of plastic surgeons here in Nigeria isn't up to par.

One can permanently be de-sensitized even if the procedure is carried out abroad.

O'boi, this is real

Op, is that in it's relaxed state or erected state

This kind joystick can kill peson pikin

The kind wey dey reach intestine

Adonbilivit

Am still yet to recover

hmmmm

...

that's one BIG FAT MEAT

JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

11 inches!!!

Well your user name is jesuschrist

At this juncture, You need jesus

Am sure there are a few gals that can handle this

But i still think surgery is your best option

It's easier to find remedy to increase a joystick than to decrease it

All those nairaland boys claiming 6inches,9 inches joystick without evidence to back it up
This right here is the real mvp

Modified: And for my ladies claiming to love big cassavas, if you can handle this, you deserve a national honor
CHRM
Chief Handler of the Rod of Moses

Huh?

JesusChrist666:


I was advised against this. The skill of plastic surgeons here in Nigeria isn't up to par.

One can permanently be de-sensitized even if the procedure is carried out abroad.

then am afraid, u have to accept it as a gift from GOD...

Stegomiah:


11 inches!!!

Well your user name is jesuschrist

At this juncture, You need jesus

Am sure there are a few gals that can handle this

But i still think surgery is your best option

It's easier to find remedy to increase a joystick than to decrease it

Prayers don't work well.

As a young boy, prayed for a big dick. Maybe God answered or not, i would never know.

But i think Science is the way forward to solve this problem.

BTW...it was semi-erect. It doesn't always get stone-hard because of the amount of blood required i think. It's hard 80% of the time.

Dis kinda rod na to dey do abortion, or bros go into pornography, e go pay u well

protect my sisters and loved ones oh lord..

Oh wooowww

JesusChrist666:


Just the exact responses i was fervently praying against....

That is your road to fame Bro

This is disturbing. I really dont know if theres anything you can do about this. If this is the size in its normal state, i cant imagine how it will be erect. I actually feel bad for this man. I hope you can find help on here.

BLOOD OF JOHN THOMAS!!!

Oboii..... What is this, You wan kill pesin with your John Thomas

lol you don't look like you earn 400k man...

Safiaa:
This is disturbing. I really dont know if theres anything you can do about this. If this is the size in its normal state, i cant imagine how it will be erect. I actually feel bad for this man. I hope you can find help on here.

Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

JesusChrist666:


Prayers don't work well.

As a young boy, prayed for a big dick. Maybe God answered or not, i would never know.

But i think Science is the way forward to solve this problem.

BTW...it was semi-erect. It doesn't always get stone-hard because of the amount of blood required i think. It's hard 80% of the time.

Lol, the first sentence was funny
Guess God over answered your prayers then

Did a quick research on reduction corporoplasty... I.e pennis reduction

I think it would have been better and easier if you had tackled it at a formative age, there will be less complication

The first penis reduction surgery i saw online was as recent as 2015

It's not a common issue, the commoner one is people with short penis wanting it bigger

Now my questions are, is it still growing exponentially... Or it has stopped, cos i fear the length may continue to increase

You must have done your own research, so what remedies have you tried

I understand you not wanting surgery, after doing my research i will not want to do so, if i were in your shoes... So many complications listed

Are you ready to accept the present situation

Obviously, you won't likely enjoy love making and i understand the ladies not wanting to stay i will bolt too, but you gotta find a balance

Learn to live with it, or keep finding solutions... Maybe one day

Good thing is science and medicine keeps advancing

Forget anything operation in nigeria
Since you earn well, keep saving... You have a better chance outside the country

Maybe you should stop worrying, and start seeing it as a blessing... The man with the longest penis is now a celeb, he even said he isn't planning on reducing it, he was all over the news recently

You maybe will find someone who wants you cos of that size

Safiaa:
This is disturbing Mouthwatering. I really dont know if theres anything you can do about this. If this is the size in its normal state, i cant imagine how it will be erect. I actually feel bad for this man. I hope you can find help on here.

Ha...this one is strong oh....Life Is crazy...wats this one again....
Bro...surgery is the only way forward

RapportNaija:
lol you don't look like you earn 400k man...

Not everyone starts to eat like a glutton when they earn comfortably.

I don't need a potbelly to show i am not poor. Thanks for your medical advice

JesusChrist666:


Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

You going through a lot of pains
Blood wey suppose go brain and other vital organs required for priapism for that size pen1s can actually cause fainting

Too much of anything is bad
Well, there are those with eraser like size that wish to be in your shoes
Na so life be

Lool.

Nollynude:

reduction? good luck with that.

but i think you should engage a sex therapist to teach you how you can wield your WMD.