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A guy taught a girl a serious lesson today! / A Slay Queen Lists Out The Qualities She Wants In A Man. See The Reply She Got / How I Taught My Cheating Girlfriend A Lesson. (2) (3) (4)

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Tobtex(m): 4:00pm On Jul 24, 2017
ShyCypher:



Shut up madam. Just shurrup.

You have NEVER spent a dime on a man b4. Lets hear word biko...

Hey. Chineke meh... Moh na take am easy fa angry shocked grin grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by bentuzene(m): 4:00pm On Jul 24, 2017
CaeserVelli:


You're an idiot. I challenge you to quote in bold any part where I tagged all girls prostitûtes or forever perish in hell.

Secondly, whether we have crossed the shores of Nigeria or not is moot. We compare Nigeria's healthcare, road network, political system, judiciary system with its foreign counterparts all the time. Nigerian women are not any special. This is done to benchmark against high standards. If you are too daft to know that stop commenting when your superiors are having discussions above your intellect. Daft bimbo.

But life is not this messed up na... Ah this is classified Evil in words!
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:01pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
Fùck off Mr. If you like spend all your life on NL...I don't have fùcks to give. grin
Lwkmd, after you'll start calling Mynd4443 and all your ancestors do ban someone grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
If you see how I'm laughing now, grin grin grin grin grin
You said I'm ignored, but you're still replying me, grin grin grin
Clown wink...
How many times will you say I'm ignored, and how many times will you keep quoting me, hahhahahahha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I get time today, Oya quote me again, I'm waiting cool grin...
Lol, na you go Taya... No be today matter.
I'm a veteran in things like this, hahhahahahha
Expecting your next quote ooo?

If you run, u don lose ooo

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Tobtex(m): 4:03pm On Jul 24, 2017
For the record, the average Nigerian lady is VERY gender biased on social media, and also, pompous! Emphasis on Average. cool

You can't see their faces in person, so they have 500% effrontery to air nonsense anyhow they want grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by joenor(m): 4:04pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nice one dude, some slayer will learn from this.
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2017
truthsayer009:


Mcowubaba and Benita27 cheesy , To be honest, I've been reading through you guys back & forth comments. I'm loving it grin grin grin

You guys should just wrap it up & get married already. You low key like each other but don't want to admit shocked shocked shocked
Marry who grin angry grin grin
Bros, person wey her cervix no fit carry pikin again grin grin grin
She go insult person finish dey shout Mynd44 up and down.
Now, him don come dey thread, I know he's laughing, this thread is damn hilarious

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2017
Cunninlinguist:
Nice one op.It's time those gold digging hoes are taught a lesson.I hope she didn't have transport fare with her. She come ugly join angry
na ugly babes dey form pass cheesy

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

Lwkmd, after you'll start calling Mynd4443 and all your ancestors do ban someone grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
If you see how I'm laughing now, grin grin grin grin grin
You said I'm ignored, but you're still replying me, grin grin grin
Clown wink...
How many times will you say I'm ignored, and how many times will you keep quoting me, hahhahahahha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I get time today, Oya quote me again, I'm waiting cool grin...
Lol, na you go Taya...
I'm a veteran in things like this, a hahhahahahha
Expecting your quote ooo?
Beg Séun for a job. Look how you've been exchanging words with a lady, and all your replies are long epistles. You like attention too much, is like your gf isn't giving you any. Mtchewww!. cheesy grin
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Victornezzar: 4:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
thepussyhunter:


yea....true word

just like you said its either they've been swindled, heart broken or have one shiii or two going on in their lives (applies to guys too) and they just decide to vent their anger here

its a facless forum anyways cheesy
yeah

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
Beg Séun for a job. Look how you've been exchanging words with a lady, and all your replies are long epistles. You like attention too much, is like your gf isn't giving you any. Mtchewww!. cheesy grin
You replied again grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

Me beg Se.un for a job, are you sure I can't even employ him wink wink wink wink wink wink.
My laptop, my data, my font, my long comments. Go Drink engine oil if e dey pain you tongue tongue

Girlfriend grin, I gat loads of beauties, seeking my attention wink, I'm a handsome guy, you know? cool grin

I have 4 packs, it's remaining 2, it will complete to 6 packs

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Okies27(m): 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2017
I will try this stunt. But I will make her n friends pick stuff from shoprite n wen it is time to pay after the cashier picks dem from the basket n scanning, I go just stroll comot.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

Marry who grin angry grin grin
Bros, person wey her cervix no fit carry pikin again grin grin grin
She go insult person finish dey shout Mynd44 up and down.
Now, him don come dey thread, I know he's laughing, this thread is damn hilarious
Na the 1inch wey you call dìck you want use marry?. Yeye dey smell. tongue
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
Beg Séun for a job. Look how you've been exchanging words with a lady, and all your replies are long epistles. You like attention too much, is like your gf isn't giving you any. Mtchewww!. cheesy grin




Hypocritical feminist spotted!

So you want a level playing ground for women yet he should keep quiet while you keep hurling unwarranted insults at him abi?

That's "maturity" right?

The REAL maturity is when you begin to realise that you will get exactly what you deserve (insult or respect), regardless of gender.

Hope your children are back home 4rm school tho?

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:17pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
Na the 1inch wey you call dìck you want use marry?. Yeye dey smell. tongue
Given your chosen profession nd hobby, I understand you'll now need a very big diick to be able to full your corridor, you call genitals grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.
Guys don't enter into your hole, the dive inside grin grin grin
It's like a swimming pool
grin grin grin grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

Given your chosen profession nd hobby, I understand you'll now need a very big diick to be able to full your corridor, you call genitals grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.
Guys don't enter into your hole, the dive inside grin grin grin
It's like a swimming pool
grin grin grin grin
Even a virgin's vagina would look like a swimming pool for a 1inch dick after the hymen has been broken. You know better!. I inch plus being broke is worth being frustrated over. grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by tojahh(m): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nothing to say than just read and laugh. Benita please don't stop you will soon win I tell you.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:25pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
Even a virgins vagina would look like a swimming pool for a 1inch dick after the hymen has been broken. You know better!. Inch plus being broke is worth being frustrated over. grin
That is not correct.
It's biologically impossible for a fully grown man to have a 1 inch dick, even a baby's dick is more than 1 inch, but it's biologically possible for your Vagina to be like Lagos-Ibadan express road grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Fashola, is coming for some inspection, nd consequent repairs cheesy, make sure you change your pad and prepare for his Visit

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by dayleke: 4:25pm On Jul 24, 2017
Lol@comments here
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by dayleke: 4:26pm On Jul 24, 2017
tojahh:
Nothing to say than just read and laugh. Benita please don't stop you will soon win I tell you.

Bro, you bad o

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

That is not correct.
It's biologically impossible for a fully grown man to have an a 1 inch dick, even a baby's dick is more than 1 inch, but it biologically possible for your Vagina to be like Lagos-Ibadan express road grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Fashola is coming for some inspection, nd consequent repairs cheesy, make sure you change your pad and prepare for his Visit
You're explaining your situation to who?. You just validated my point.

Don't mention me again, I've given you enough attention. Now, get to work.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by kingsley3218(m): 4:29pm On Jul 24, 2017
Abeg....na for this same thread I read say person cervix no fit carry pikin again.... grin grin...chai, Nigerians and savagery don become 5&6, gone are the days of epic responses, savagery has come to stay!

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by bentuzene(m): 4:30pm On Jul 24, 2017
MathsChic:

I believe this is the number of which you speak. A brilliant and idle mind is indeed dangerous.

I Agree totally cheesy cheesy cheesy

Number not a secret!

Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ironheart(m): 4:32pm On Jul 24, 2017
iamkingzlee:
Exactly the point!! She shouldn't have stood him up. No is a No, Yes a Yes!!
don't mind some of these guys who don't know there rights
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
You're explaining your situation to who?. You just validated my point.

Don't mention me again, I've given you enough attention. Now, get to work.



Incase you haven't noticed, "work" time will be over in less than 30 mins.

But you work at night so we understand your viewpoint.

Sorry we reduced your sleep time. Hope it doesn't affect your "job" tonight?

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Medicineguy: 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2017
This Mcowubaba guy dey naturally wicked..I swear..cervix ke!!

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2017
Benita27:
You're explaining your situation to who?. You just validated my point.

Don't mention me again, I've given you enough attention. Now, get to work.

You don Taya grin grin
Lwkmd... Hahahahahahaha
Madame Oniranu.

I'm just warming up, you no wan call moderators again grin grin
You can't even give me attention, because I don't like girl's that have too much hairs on their chest and legs grin grin angry angry grin
I dey wait you ooo, no run away

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

You replied again grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

Me beg Se.un for a job, are you sure I can't even employ him wink wink wink wink wink wink.
My laptop, my data, my font, my long comments. Go Drink engine oil if e dey pain you tongue tongue

Girlfriend grin, I gat loads of beauties, seeking my attention wink, I'm a handsome guy, you know? cool grin

I have 4 packs, it's remaining 2, it will complete to 6 packs
loads of beauties baba cheesy
abeg just dash me one among ur flock of beauties grin
i like dem dark skinned and with ukwu grin grin grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
ShyCypher:




Incase you haven't noticed, "work" time will be over in less than 30 mins.

But you work at night so we understand your viewpoint.

Sorry we reduced your sleep time. Hope it doesn't affect your "job" tonight?
Hahahahahahaha, this is homicide.
Murder, Sherlock Holmes needs to be invited to this thread.. So much savagery
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Medicineguy: 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba leave this girl..she get night shift..she needs to sleep

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Mcowubaba: 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
lefulefu:

loads of beauties baba cheesy
abeg just dash me one among ur flock of beauties grin
i like dem dark skinned and with ukwu grin grin grin
Lol, my correct nigga.
Where's your location?
Like state of residence, are you in Nigeria or?

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by tojahh(m): 4:38pm On Jul 24, 2017
Did I hear you say you're going? No o, Mcowubaba is ready. Anyway you're forgiven go and sin no more ojare.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

Lol, my correct nigga.
Where's your location?
Like state of residence, are you in Nigeria or?
na thru DHL u wan send d babe? cheesy
i dey located for okija forest sha

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