illitrate:
Always thought she had big nyash and big b0obs only for me to navigate my way there finally, I
discovered it was only big nyash, the boobs were barely visible. even the big nyash
one side big pass the other.

Loooooolz

uboma:




lol.


I remember copying notes for my crush back in Secondary school.....


I think every guy with good hand writing was a victim of this back in the days.

No way

[quote author=Oyinda32 post=60538146][/quote]


lol.


very funny.


Back in Secondary school, i used to spray perfume on letters meant for my crush.


other boys in my class did same at the time

guy haaaa u can lie for the world, and the girl self na bush girl she go be cos that lie are too odd for this kind generation

Retentive memory working!

makydebbie:
Being a comic writer won't be bad. And yea I've seen your art they're beautiful. You're very talented reminds me of sultan a ex nlder. Do give it a thought tho.

..........why ex?is Sultan gone?

amakadihot87:
..........why ex?is Sultan gone?

Long ago.

IBreakRules:
using all the savings in my account to do birthday.. what pained me most was that she eventually couldnt make it to the party.

Danny. U didn't feel like killing her?

lucrownt:
You being single is as a result of your excessive emotional psychology which somewhat shows how emotional you are to the opposite sex. Henceforth, never devote your 100% mind to any lady, moreover, be busy with your life. If I'm right, you must be an introvert. If yes, try to meet people (strangers) by smiling and seeking their opinions toward things. With that you will surely move out of your comfort zone. Finally, never attach too much importance to any lady until you are married. Gracias

For a moment, I felt like you were talking to me, though I've adjusted a bit over the last few months. It looks like Introverted guys suffer when it comes to love and co.
Though I'm single and it looks like I've even lost interest in being in a relationship. My friends are the ones who try to remind me that I need a girl in my life.

makydebbie:
Really? That's cool.

lady, is that you on your dp? God bless ladies with nice dentition nd a nornal gap tooth

SgtKisswhere:


lady, is that you on your dp? God bless ladies with nice dentition nd a nornal gap tooth

Lol, thanks.

makydebbie:
Lol, thanks.

don't thank me dear, just send that million dollar smile my way

SgtKisswhere:


don't thank me dear, just send that million dollar smile my way

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NevetsIbot:
my bad. I assumed you to be a guy since guys pretend to be females here.


forming is for kids now. haha

Same here bro. one girl no dey dis NL until we see, or else idontbelieve.

encryptjay:

For a moment, I felt like you were talking to me, though I've adjusted a bit over the last few months. It looks like Introverted guys suffer when it comes to love and co.
Though I'm single and it looks like I've even lost interest in being in a relationship. My friends are the ones who try to remind me that I need a girl in my life.

Hmmm! That's deep. Though, we are in a world where everyone tries to replicate themselves with their own offsprings. As a result, there is need for reproduction. Man grows older everyday, you can never understand a lady's behavior if you don't come closer to her. Make it your daily routine to meet new people, interact with them. See the ladies as you see your closed friends, talk as if you are talking with your younger ones. Don't take things personal, the more interactive you are the more your chances of getting a lady to fall in love with you.. Moreover, never talk about yourself when you are with a lady unless she inquires (let her do the talking by being an interviewer and she becomes an interviewee) cos they love to talk about themselves. God bless you

[quote author=NevetsIbot post=60442149]you sense of humour is somehow honestly. I was simply buttressing my points by exaggerating. [/quote

ignore that guy,maybe the joke you are trying to make is bigger than his problem]

lucrownt:
Hmmm! That's deep. Though, we are in a world where everyone tries to replicate themselves with their own offsprings. As a result, there is need for reproduction. Man grows older everyday, you can never understand a lady's behavior if you don't come closer to her. Make it your daily routine to meet new people, interact with them. See the ladies as you see your closed friends, talk as if you are talking with your younger ones. Don't take things personal, the more interactive you are the more your chances of getting a lady to fall in love with you.. Moreover, never talk about yourself when you are with a lady unless she inquires (let her do the talking by being an interviewer and she becomes an interviewee) cos they love to talk about themselves. God bless you

Amen, thank you.

miniero:
We need to transfer this man to India

to go and do what there Na?

raylord:
Danny. U didn't feel like killing her?

Haaa Im glad I didn't bcz she later used her head well.

Amaobi07:
It's kinda crazy anytime I remember it. It was many years ago sha during the days of doing Alter Servers (Alter Boys)... I'm a Catholic... There was this fine girl that we used to eye ourselves during Mass oh (no mind me oh, a lot of us Alter Boys did it oh). So one day after Mass, she was alone inside d church, instead I should just go to her and tell her I liked her, I was sha walking aimlessly to and fro d church and my friends were making jest of me... At the end sha nothing happened and the girl sha go like that. E pain me sha...

I remember doimg that in my juniour secondary school years. Just be walking upandan in cpass block to get the new girl's attention meanehile d bad guys go go siddon with am talk run their parole

Mine was a very embarrassing experience, although I wasn't really showing off or boasting but my status then was showing that I came from a wealthy home because am always neat and good looking.

It happens when I was attending lessons preparing for WAEC and Jamb. I was one of the best students in that lesson then so everyone knows me very well and the lesson was a very big one.

So after WAEC and Jamb, everyone went their different ways, so I was joining my uncle to sell fan ice at gate area of Ibadan.
One faithful day I was moving up and down selling the yoghurt, I went to sell for some people inside a bus that was loading Ile Ife, loo and be hold I saw one of my lesson girl in the bus, and we both know ourselves very well because she was also doing very well in the lesson. So she shouted Joe, and I too call her back name Bimpe or Folakemi can't remember now, I ask her were she was going and she said university of Ife, that she has been given admission there, so I say goodbye to her and left.

My whole world Was like the ground should open and swallow me.

Another one happened still while I don't selling the yogurt.
One day I was so tasty so I bought this water then that they use while nylon to wrap.
As I was drinking the water, the nylon got burst and the water pour on I girl, only for me to raise up my eyes and discovered it was another of my lesson mate. That was how I said sorry to her and she left. This girl leave close to my street but we don't talk that much, only greetings.

That was how I went to my uncle to drop the yogurt and informed him am not feeling too fine, so I went home for that day and decided to relocate to Lagos.

When my uncle was back I told him I want to relocate to Lagos to see if I can get work to do and be saving till my admission comes.
He said I should stay back at Ibadan and be selling the yogurt and be saving all the profit but I refused and he allowed me to relocate to Lagos.
These two were very painful experience, I thank God Shaa.
Na phone I use type, so don't mind my bad grammar.

[quote author=uboma post=6053791

lol.
I remember copying notes for my crush back in Secondary school.....
I think every guy with good hand writing was a victim of this back in the days. [/quote]

True Brov

I'm 28 took a 17 year old to shoprite,spent 31K and still didn't allow me Bleep her! Worse is that,she no longer talks to me after discovering I have a fiance

Barristertemmie:
your post is funny,it made me laugh.

Silent nairalander

desire44:
I'm 28 took a 17 year old to shoprite,spent 31K and still didn't allow me Bleep her! Worse is that,she no longer talks to me after discovering I have a fiance

Good for you... Agbaya

makydebbie:
Long ago.

........oh my God!!!!! ........u dont mean he is dead?do you?

amakadihot87:
........oh my God!!!!! ........u dont mean he is dead?do you?

Noooo. I mean he left nl he's not dead biko.

makydebbie:
Noooo. I mean he left nl he's not dead biko.

.....thank God

NevetsIbot:
Lol... Baba. wetin forming no go cost man pikin

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