Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Mariangeles(f): 5:06pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Prudent200: please what does kokan Aye mean? It means "that's none of the world's (my) concern" 1 Like |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by biacan(f): 5:07pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
tosyne2much: [i] I'm coming back Don't be too fast cause you might get bitten |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Alariiwo: 5:10pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
So you wasted money on one to make the other feel defeated? Interesting!
As for me, my life is simple.. once I chyke you and you start doing anyhow, I just close your chapter. Except maybe I fall gan, I fit still stress myself small. But going extra miles like OP? mbanu! 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by smokedfish: 5:13pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
udemzy101:
Oga na only you understand wetin you post oo, haba which one is f, yo, boy boy yo typo error...corrected it |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Alariiwo: 5:14pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
FRANKOSKI: SHE LEFT ME AND MARRIED ONE GUY IN OUR NEIGHBORING VILLAGE. THEY DIVORCED COZ SHE WAS CAUGHT CHEATING .I MARRIED HER BEST FRIEND WHEN IVE MADE IT. You no mean am Won't she feel betrayed by that friend? |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by 2scorehigh(m): 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Abeg make una dey lie well well for this thread make I know weda I go fit use some of una ideas in writing my next big novel.
Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Alariiwo: 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
sweetilicious: Matured people don't revenge It's easy to say.. The best form of revenge is success, especially for those who look down on you. Not everything is murder or violence. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Alariiwo: 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
telim: The best way to revenge is to control + Del the person from your mind and work hard to be successful in life. Also 2019 is taken like forever to show up, the evil party "APC" might have conspired with the devil to slow down Nigerian time. You're on point.. BTW it's 'taking' not taken as used in the context. #cheers! |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by biacan(f): 5:25pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
dingbang: I love this This are the kind of things you always love |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by iSpread(m): 5:29pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
All your girls must be heavily endowed. |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by DavidEsq(m): 5:30pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
udemzy101:
My eyes sharp pass your own naa, I read am from beginning to the end but na half I understand. |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by dingbang(m): 5:33pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
biacan: This are the kind of things you always love yes nau if u fvckup now , na the same treatment I go give you.. So behave |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by biacan(f): 5:36pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
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Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by dingbang(m): 5:37pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
biacan: You go dey talk like say u nor dey wrong person I don't cheat |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by biacan(f): 5:39pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
dingbang: I don't cheat Dingbang don't lie now |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Gettreadyy(m): 5:39pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Amirullaha: ������My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you. Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends. I asked her, " When?" She replied, "Any day you will be chanced." I said okay and the date was fixed. I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded. On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her, "Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys". When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?" And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa." I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon. We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT? Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel. None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful. IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE... A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife. You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out". She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered. They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow. Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter. All their church members was also on ground. On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?" I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay." After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?" Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na". ......... That was how the fight started. I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged. Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked. PLEASE AM I WICKED ? But we are both joking now! Payback is sweet... pay back is swweeetttt... dey don't know 1 Like |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by daewoorazer(m): 5:39pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
boolet: It was a funny instant one. When I just got to New York some years back, I didn't know my way around so I decided to ask for help from a worker at the subway.
Me: Please where is the platform for trains going to Manhattan(with my heavy accent)
Her: You mean Manhattan (mn̩hætn̩)?
Her attitude was mad, she pointed to the platform with unconcern and walked away. I took out my pen and wrote Adámásingbà on a piece of paper and approached her like the naive African boy looking for directions.
Me: Could you please pronounce this for me?
Her: Ather-...(jaw drops)
Me: Don't stress, that is Yoruba (chuckle and walk away)
U still in the Empire State? |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by dingbang(m): 5:42pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
biacan: Dingbang don't lie now I'm serious.. Or do you want me to cheat? |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by biacan(f): 5:44pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
dingbang: I'm serious.. Or do you want me to cheat? Nop I don't But can't you forgive someone that wrong you |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by boolet: 5:44pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
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Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by daewoorazer(m): 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
boolet: Yessir Im in queens....how u doing |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by kullozone(m): 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Amirullaha: ������My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you. Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends. I asked her, " When?" She replied, "Any day you will be chanced." I said okay and the date was fixed. I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded. On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her, "Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys". When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?" And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa." I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon. We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT? Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel. None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful. IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE... A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife. You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out". She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered. They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow. Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter. All their church members was also on ground. On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?" I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay." After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?" Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na". ......... That was how the fight started. I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged. Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked. PLEASE AM I WICKED ? But we are both joking now! Payback is sweet... This your lie can give somebody cancer of the ears oh! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by kullozone(m): 5:54pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
smokedfish: There was this girl..met her in a group chat,asked her out and you guys know the rest...
Fast forward after givin her all the necessary attention and care including getting her personal stuffs. Name it..ladies know it including a job...she was comfortable..this was sumone that was selling potatoes by the road side and hid it from me until i found out n decided to get something better for her because it was complains upon complains.. Got her a decent job with a secondary school cert..a job that pays more than those wit certs...
Then all of a sudden,the gal now has an xcuse telling me i didn't care enof and i hardly give her attention and dnt hv her tym...
Am cool .. very cool..bout it
Then i begged n begged of which i had my plan in ma mind...after she now changed her mind and was now telling me she is dating another guy (a kid that can hardly feed himself)..told her no problem
She came and spent d nyt..after all d nyt waka,woke up 6 in the morning and told her to pack her tins n get out...she was now lafin tinkin i was jokin..told her to stand up n pack her self outta of ma place...of wich she did cryn...i didnt care...
It didnt stop dia The boy now got my number and was forming a friend with me on watsapp...called a friend of mine and arranged with her...now the guy in particular is a boy boy to d gal i set him up with...
I really wanted to say 'Praise d lord' Buh shii ..d feeling is perfect...even d job now,d oga said she has attitude n he was standing her cz f me buh since we nt togeda,he is goin to fire her....
And me,since i never cared,i told him its his business n he is free to do wt pleases him
PS:i never cared...not that i am wicked though I no understand your own story. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by dingbang(m): 5:59pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
biacan: Nop I don't
But can't you forgive someone that wrong you urm it depends on the kind of wrong sha |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by boolet: 6:01pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
daewoorazer:
Im in queens....how u doing Me too in St. Albans |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by laivwire(m): 6:09pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Ola17: You sound like a sore loser man, so how did you pay her back by lavishing time and resources on another lady, in another man's business (Shop.Rité).
I sure say you no even see d second girl kongo shine.
On second thoughts, I actually did....but that is beyond the gist of this topic. |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Lalas247(f): 6:11pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Get rich ..... simple |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by exposition: 6:32pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
IamSINZ: I got rich, then took it upon myself to disturb her on Facebook Hahaha! meanwhile she fit no send you o! stop troubling her man! grow up get a life and move on! I am sure she is in a better place! |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by davillian(m): 6:38pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
I asked a friend to collect my psp sell and send the cash to me in school cos I was broke. He sold it and started giving me stories. I acted like I've 4gotten. We're God wan punish am ehn. He needed admission in my school and he called me. . I told him I can help him get admission gave him a friends acc nd he sent 60k. > . Me too started posting him later told him they changed our Vc. Psp then was 25k made profit of 45k 21 Likes |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Moji12(f): 6:38pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Ishilove:
I mean, of what use is it? The best payback is moving on and being happy spot on as nothing beats what u wrote up there. Only fools revenge, intelligent people move on and ignore. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by medra(m): 6:39pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
my ex works in a phamarcy anytime i feel like spoiling her mind i will just go to her shop and buy condom for no reason sometimes i go twice a day. :Pmy ex works in a phamarcy anytime i feel like spoiling her mind i will just go to her shop and buy condom for no reason sometimes i go twice a day. 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Moji12(f): 6:42pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
laivwire: Yeah, we all know karma is a b***h but sometimes we like to handle shit ourselves.
I'll shoot first. There was this lady I tried running her package sometime ago. Slightly endowed behind but face was just there. She was kind of quiet too. She worked a small a detailed at shoprite (that wasn't where i met her though but I need to state it).
Long story short this girl showed me fire. I wasn't a sucker at this game but this girl was trying to play with my senses. She has a boyfriend, she'll take me as a friend bla bla.She can't date me but wanted to spend my money. Talk of friendzoning.
The final straw came after she repeated this deed a third time. We planned on hanging out that evening and after driving over 30km from my place to pick her at work, she hops in and say she she's tired, I should drive her home. Her home was just about 2km away from Shoprite. I was mad and I didn't call again but my mind wanted revenge.
*who the hell does she think she's is anyway
So about 3 weeks later, I called up a friend, big massively endowed and curvy girl who wanted something serious but I wasn't down. We hooked up and went shopping, where else If not shoprite.
All eyes were on usher. We packed the trolley full and madam was all over me. Lol. I saved the Personal healthcare aisle for last. Didn't take long before I sighted the ugly biatch, walking up and down and sweating and dancing like popcorn in frying pan.
I looked in her general direction but I acted like I didn't see her. I only looked over her head like Shebs no dey dere. I could see defeat in her eyes.
We checked out and that was it.
Share your stories guys?
SUCCESS IS THE ONLY REVENGE IF YOU GRAB. ALL THESE MEANS YOU ARE STILL PAINED. |