I ended my last relationship because the bitch farts (puuuuu puuuuu puuuu puuuu, ) anytime we f**K!

lol u were probably pounding too much, she just had to release

@lucifer (which kind name be dis sef?)

anyway you say you dumped her cos she farts during sex? what you are describing is refered to as queefing not farting . its not fart.its just the slurpy noice caused by friction and air being forced out of the vagina when you are pounding a girl too hard. so u are partly to blame. just so you know mister!!!!!!

Lucifer:

I ended my last relationship because the bitch farts (puuuuu puuuuu puuuu puuuu, ) anytime we f**K!

Too much drama all the time over absolutely nothing.

hahahahahahahahah, this is funny. OMG

i ended mine because the girl had a child for her ex and didnt tell me
when we started. Moreso they still communicate even when i told her to stop.
She became our girlfriend and not my girlfriend

ended my last relationship because the bitch farts (puuuuu puuuuu puuuu puuuu, ) anytime we f**K! lmdo cant stop laughing
hope her name is not sola

would be surprised if the ones screaming she cheated or was too greedy were the ones who were dumped instead

she was always cheating on me and denying, my God, severally she was caught and we made peace until i could no longer bear it and i had to painfully call it quits cos i loved her so dearly. anyway that was 5 years ago. now i,ve moved ahead with someone faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better

I'm married, she isn't. It was all supposed to be no strings attached. then she started being too jealous, suspicious, overly inquisitive, and lastly too protective that I dare not as little as look in the direction of a group/crowd if there is a woman in their midst, she'll accuse me of dating whoever.

Quarrels were getting too often, she'll call or sms me anytinme of the day or night, threaten to end it only to call back begging that she didnt mean it, cry bitterly that I shd not leave her plssssssssss. She was actually acting up the jealous and nagging wife, despite being aware that we were not for marriage (even if we were, there's no way I could have put up with such a character for the rest of my life!) Eventually, she squeezed me up, and choke life out of the relationship. Naturally.

Jokes Apart, Sometimes Things Go Wrong, People Go Wrong. Relationships go Wrong.
But do we have to demonise the other party, to feel justified.?

I think we should just learn to forgive or move on wthout bitterness.

Remember Murphy's Law: "Anything That Can Possibly Go Wrong, Does"
((U + C + I)x(10 − S)) / 20xAx1 / (1 − sin(F / 10))

iyes:

I'm married, she isn't. It was all supposed to be no strings attached.

um why are you married, again?

@ TOH he said no strings attached

@ topic,

after 2+ years of the relationship, she wasn't as interested as she was before, was beginning to like another guy (my classmate) and was confused about some life issues. The one and only girl to make me cry

it ended amicably, though she cried her eyes out.

I was reading the firsts posts on this thread and all the girls  were  saying that they ended the relationship for one reason or the other

I was thinking,so none of them was simply dumped by their boyfriend In most relationships,its the man who does the dumping of the girl but on NL,all the girls ended it by themselves

should have kept his life in "no string attached" relationships instead of getting married


The same could be said about the men who ended up calling their exes "bitches", you know very well they are the ones who got the boot, 4Play

Many men call their present girlfriends bitches and indeed all women,that is the "hip hop " culture for you.

I think we men cope better with relationship breakdowns than women You people should stop pretending

I dont follow hip hop, I follow 'juju' culture, so I call my woman ololufemi

4 Play:

Many men call their present girlfriends bitches and indeed all women,that is the "hip hop " culture for you.

I think we men cope better with relationship breakdowns than women You people should stop pretending

it wasnt the fact that he called her a bitch, it's just that you could sense the bitterness then again since most of these gfuys are using the fact that 'she cheated on them" as the reason then couldnt you say that they(these men) were indeed DUMPED after all,

and just because they dont go around crying doesnt mean they cope better, what they usually do is carry the madness from the previous relationship and use it against the person in the new relationship hence jealous/overprotective bf are born which is much worse than crying and wallowing around.

She wasn't sincere to the relationship, flirting on phone, SMS, chats and even real time, always wit 'my friend(s)' etc. But I guess most of them could really stand my looks and felt am a gr8 playboy, but am just a li2 country boy, money I have, none But none of them can come out and say I was never good to the (financially, materially or even in bed!!!!) hahahaha. Some are just born to be flirts and dishonest I've come to discover.

are you a lesbian?

The relationship's term expired.

@ Topic,

i ended mine cos it wasnt jus working! have u tried so hard to make something work and it all jus blew up in ur face?
whats worse, is that she didnt even think anything was wrong (cos she was very much pre-occupied),
never caught her, but i guess the karma was not letting my efforts succeed at making the whole thing work!!

lesson i learnt (even tho it was her loss);
its best to keep ur relationship open, free and without cover, what is goin 2 be, will be, whichever way u go!


holla at ur boi!!

@TOH

i'm lost as well , there are so many ' she's ' and ' boy's ' in the post I dont know what side of the fence the poster is

Gush he was just a i had to run for my dear life. a relationship of 5 yrs nd nothing to show 4 it. men ma peps i had no choice but to take dt decision. a decision dt cld make or mar ma life. he was such a dominnering guty a cheat, a bully, a YOKOZUNA. and i dont actually blame him cos he met me wen i did not know anything- NAIVE. End of story. :'

the truth is, gals always say they dumped the guy.well the truth is 98% of guys plan the break-up thing but the gals do the execution. d gals do the breakup thing exactly when they think and feel the relationship is going to/may crash.i think its  a lot easier for the gals to bear the pain when they(gals) end a relationship.however i feel very sorry 4 guys who have suffered emotionally from gals/ladies they've trully loved.
so, my msg:guys & gals, look b4 u leep.and if u love someone say it cos u trully mean it and mean it when u say it.
i broke up my last relationship cos i saw it was going to end anyway. i loved him, i said i loved him but i never had the oppurtunity to show him.
i'm still searching (and i'm enjoying the search)

@Lucifer
LMAO< puu puu puu, lol

GNature:

The relationship expired.

Winner!

I'd vote this guy for president.

shescute4:

the truth is, gals always say they dumped the guy.well the truth is 98% of guys plan the break-up thing but the gals do the execution. d gals do the breakup thing exactly when they think and feel the relationship is going to/may crash.i think its  a lot easier for the gals to bear the pain when they(gals) end a relationship.

You are absolutely spot on.I cannot count how many times this has happened either to me or my friends.Many times we men want to end the relationship but we can't stomach crushing the girl's spirit so we prefer to lead her to a point where she will realise that the relationship is going nowhere and has to end .

I remember a girl telling me she couldn't carry on with my friend in Nigeria and had to dump him.I was chuckling cos he had been complaining to me months earlier that the girl wasn't getting the message that he is no longer interested

4 Play:

You are absolutely spot on.I cannot count how many times this has happened either to me or my friends.Many times we men want to end the relationship but we can't stomach crushing the girl's spirit so we prefer to lead her to a point where she will realise that the relationship is going nowhere and has to end .

I remember a girl telling me she couldn't carry on with my friend in Nigeria and had to dump him.I was chuckling because he had been complaining to me months earlier that the girl wasn't getting the message that he is no longer interested

that is the childish have ever heard, why the hell will a Grown Man like u tell his friends girlfriend to break up with your friend. _{rubbish hissing rolling eyes}your friend is a COWARD y can't he tell the girl is over instend of telling u to do it for him. I thought has people are getting older they were suppose to act more wise and mature but no they are acting immature. That this why i said there is nothing called Grown Men's all we have around are little ass boys.

end, cos she's too demandin

end because not ready to commit

@ 2star,
That was really encouraging, thank you. I agree he does not deserve me at all but my problem is falling in love again, i have met new guys that really like me but am so scared to give my heart out again for fear of getting it shattered again, that experience was so bad i was sick for two months,i still think about it a few times though. I trusted that particular guy a whole lot.