Until she asked me, what if i find out she is pregnant for one mad man in the market square

Things were going fine until she saw it. . .  

until i saw her perforating condoms with pin and placing them back in the drawer

Until she farted viciously, No seriously, you guys should have been there it was the loudest fart I ever heard, plus it stank. She tried to play it of as a joke but none of my homies were laughing. I was so embarrased, now my friends are going to laugh at me forever.

things were going going fine until i saw that all the text messages he sent me were forwarded to his other girls as well.

Things were going fine until I found out he has a very small prick. Like my little finger.





_{Na lie o.}

Well, thing is still going good and a lil shaky at first AFTER my fiance told me the head of household have to sleep on the right side of the bed, and me against the damn wall!

things were going fine until me sef no come know wetin happen ooooooooooo

things were going fine until me sef no come know wetin happen ooooooooooo

she wanted anal sex

Until Kunbee showed up.   Abeg where is kunbee  

manuch:

she wanted super-perversion

What's dat?

party? Anal sex?

T@meD0:

. . . until i asked if she was shy and she responded "ahn, ahn, why shall i shy?"

Joka!

things were goin fine until i peed in my pants

lizzybabe1:

Things were going fine until I found out he has a very small prick. Like my little finger.





_{Na lie o.}

If it happened to be true, you should have sued him. Having a small dick is a great offence.

ak_nuel:

things were going fine until me sef no come know wetin happen ooooooooooo

. . . things were going fine until I discovered I really wasn't in2 her.

michelin89:

If it happened to be true, you should have sued him. Having a small manliness is a great offence.

Haha! But he didn't create himself nah. You are wicked o! LOL

until she was the chief bridesmaid at her friends wedding and fell in love with the best man, ?

. . . until she started trying 2 hard.

Until now

Until I felt his pinky sized D

until she slapped me.

things were fine until she said she wil bath u acid jst because u lost ur job

shileowo:

until i saw her perforating condoms with pin and placing them back in the drawer

ROTFLMAO!!

I'd loff to see her rxn and hear her explanation

Until he fell out with my brother. . .

Blood is thicker than water.

Until I met her with another man inside 'MY' bedroom!

Things were going fine until she told me she had missed her cycle and she really felt good about it, even though i know she is not my taste for a wife or mother to my offspring.

until i enter the place!

jaguar_09:

Things were going fine until she told me she had missed her cycle and she really felt good about it, even though i know she is not my taste for a wife or mother to my offspring.  

Not your taste for a wife or mother to your offspring? Then why didnt u use a damn condom then? U should know that anything can happen when you did it flesh to flesh with her.