I came to Nairaland as a devote christian around the month of May then from September to December I started doubting christianity and I left in 2017.

Here is the link to a thread, of four pages, where I made my first series of retarded arguments against atheism. It was the christian me against atheists Edybleketare, donnffd, pennytration, cloudgoddess and Oluwaseytiano. Be sure not to cringe and I assure you that I wasn't trolling .
https://www.nairaland.com/3100949/one-big-misconception-theists-atheists#45558446

So let's go.

Martinez19:
I came to Nairaland as a devote christian around the month of May then from September to December I started doubting christianity and I left in 2017.

Here is the link to a thread, of four pages, where I made my first argument against atheism. It was the christian me against atheists Edybleketare, donnffd, pennytration, cloudgoddess and Oluwaseytiano. Be sure not to cringe and I assure you that I wasn't trolling .
https://www.nairaland.com/3100949/one-big-misconception-theists-atheists#45558446

So let's go.

You Know the Truth!
You are Well aware that JESUS Only is the way...
You know there is Heaven and Hell!!
You also know that If you Miss Heaven, You Cannot Miss Hell..

You also know that your Choice is on your Head... Safe Journey

Ehen?!



Just go and get your PVC.
We will revisit your story after the general elections.


But note that IT IS ONLY A FOOL THAT SAYS THERE IS NO GOD

My Internet connection is not stable hence the delay in posting pictures

Did u snap God while He was 'disappointing' you? Please upload Gods pictures and let us see how God let you down.

How many megapixel is your spiritual camera?

I thought the last atheist died of foolishness long ago...who be this one again naa?...

Your atheism can NEVER stop God from existing and being worshipped by legion and multitude of angels and even human beings and the 24 elders in heaven who are always bowing before God and saying Worthy worthy is our lord God

chiommy123:
Your atheism can NEVER stop God from existing and being worshipped by legion and multitude of angels and even human beings and the 24 elders in heaven who are always bowing before God and saying Worthy worthy is our lord God

So your God is a megalomaniacal, egocentric and petty being, whose very survival depends on worship, praise and bowing by angels, elders and humans.

And when that day arrives when your own son will disown you shall come....

wirinet:


So your God is a megalomaniacal, egocentric and petty being, whose very survival depends on worship, praise and bowing by angels, elders and humans.

Those tablets & phone on your signature don't have brand name akwa nya? Clean off the brand names and sell them, idiot!

bedspread:

You Know the Truth!
You are Well aware that JESUS Only is the way...
You know there is Heaven and Hell!!
You also know that If you Miss Heaven, You Cannot Miss Hell..

You also know that your Choice is on your Head... Safe Journey

Empty threats. So you can only spread your religion by spreading fear. Any religion based on fear is a false religion.

CodeTemplar:
Did snap God while he was 'disappointing' you? Please upload Gods pictures and let us see how God let you down.

How many megapixel is your spiritual camera?

So anyone that becomes an atheist was "disappointed" by god?

@everyone,
I will post pictures tomorrow. Bear with me.

Who else watched that episode of family guy, where Louis found out she was Jewish, jesus made a cameo appearance at the end... And was asked which religion was better.. His answer : they are all crap..

Uchenaija:


Does tablets & phone on your signature don't have brand name akwa nya? Clean off the brand names and sell them, idiot!

Ignorant, insecure and worthless assole. There is something called OEM. It is manufactured brandless, you put whatever name you want on it.

wirinet:


Ignorant, insecure and worthless assole. There is something called OEM. It is manufactured brandless, you put whatever name you want on it.

So your asshole peanut brain still wants to stick a name to the product right?

And yet you don't count it worth to stick a name to the breath you have, or the little sense you have or the millions of creations around you.

See the value you want to attach to worthless phone & yet you want to pale the whole universe to insignificance cos you want to steal it's glory for you shitty, dust made, ungrateful existence.

You're sick in the brain.

Uchenaija:


So your asshole peanut brain still wants to stick a name to the product right?

And yet you don't count it worth to stick a name to the breath you have, or the little sense you have or the millions of creations around you.

See the value you want to attach to worthless phone & yet you want to pale the whole universe to insignificance cos you want to steal it's glory for you shitty, dust made, ungrateful existence.

You're sick in the brain.

Religion is not actually the opium of the ignorant, it is worse that opium. It is makes addicts delusional and destroys every brain cells in the head, so much so that the addicted cannot make coherent statements.

This one is likely to strap a suicide vest and blow himself and others who fail to accepts his delusions, with expectations of reward in his delusional heaven.

wirinet:


Religion is not actually the opium of the ignorant, it is worse that opium. It is makes addicts delusional and destroys every brain cells in the head, so much so that the addicted cannot make coherent statements.

This one is likely to strap a suicide vest and blow himself and others who fail to accepts his delusions, with expectations of reward in his delusional heaven.

Who is talking about religion here? Put religion away and let's talk like laymen.

It's all common sense. Nothing comes out of nothing. Give honour to whom it is due.

wirinet:


Religion is not actually the opium of the ignorant, it is worse that opium. It is makes addicts delusional and destroys every brain cells in the head, so much so that the addicted cannot make coherent statements.

This one is likely to strap a suicide vest and blow himself and others who fail to accepts his delusions, with expectations of reward in his delusional heaven.

Don't mind him. If you see my atheist posts and compare it with the posts I made in that link, you won't believe that it's the same person or I wasn't trolling. That's what religion can do to the mind of a person. Christianity makes one talk like an idiot.

Martinez19:
Don't mind him. If you see may atheist posts and compare it with the posts I made in that link, you won't believe that it's the same person or I wasn't trolling. That's what religion can do to the mind of a person. Christianity makes one talk like an idiot.

Martinez19:
So anyone that becomes an atheist was "disappointed" by god?

@everyone,
I will post pictures tomorrow. Bear with me.

We'd be patiently waiting for whatever porous arguments you couldn't match up with it.

Quote me when you have them.

Uchenaija:


We'd be patiently waiting for whatever porous arguments you couldn't match up with it.

Quote me when you have them.

I have no time for your likes. My upcoming pictures aren't arguments but posts I made on nairaland starting from when I was a christian on nairaland. In those pictures, one would noticed how my tone gradually changed from christian-like to atheistic. It's just my trip down memory. Argument-wise, I don't have your time.

The Christians on this thread are so salty they remind me of my ex's cooking.

Martinez19:
I have no time for your likes. My upcoming pictures aren't arguments but posts I made on nairaland starting from when I was a christian on nairaland. In those pictures, one would noticed how many tune gradually changed from christian-like to atheistic. It's just my trip down memory. Argument-wise, I don't have your time.

Then go down the drain & clear off the road for deserving passengers.

chiommy123:
Your atheism can NEVER stop God from existing and being worshipped by legion and multitude of angels and even human beings and the 24 elders in heaven who are always bowing before God and saying Worthy worthy is our lord God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0A_iF1B3k0

CoolUsername:
The Christians on this thread are so salty they remind me of my ex's cooking.

"You are the salt of the earth.
But what good is salt if it has lost its flavor?
Can you make it salty again?
(No) It will be thrown out and trampled underfoot as worthless."
- Matthew 5:13

"Salt is good for seasoning.
But if it loses its flavor, how do you make it salty again?
You must have the qualities of salt among yourselves and live in peace with each other."
- Mark 9:50

bedspread:

You Know the Truth!
You are Well aware that JESUS Only is the way...
You know there is Heaven and Hell!!
You also know that If you Miss Heaven, You Cannot Miss Hell..

You also know that your Choice is on your Head... Safe Journey

professor Charles Xavier, How does it feel to be a mind reader?

chiommy123:
Your atheism can NEVER stop God from existing and being worshipped by legion and multitude of angels and even human beings and the 24 elders in heaven who are always bowing before God and saying Worthy worthy is our lord God

What a load of fallacies

Uchenaija:
And when that day arrives when your own son will disown you shall come....

LOL, you sound pained sir

Uchenaija:


Who is talking about religion here? Put religion away and let's talk like laymen.

It's all common sense. Nothing comes out of nothing. Give honour to whom it is due.

What is "nothing"?

Uchenaija:


Those tablets & phone on your signature don't have brand name akwa nya? Clean off the brand names and sell them, idiot!

U sound angry... Is it anybody's fault that u made up a god in ur head and its been found out its all in ur head?

So u problem is that someone must put a creator label to the universe and call it God... Of what good will this b for u?

Uchenaija:


Who is talking about religion here? Put religion away and let's talk like laymen.

It's all common sense. Nothing comes out of nothing. Give honour to whom it is due.

Gbam!

frank317:


U sound angry... Is it anybody's fault that u made up a god in ur head and its been found out its all in ur head?

So u problem is that someone must put a creator label to the universe and call it God ... Of what good will this b for u?

No o
He should have labelled the creator "frank317"..