@ auctioneer Can i secure a secret deal to get SAGAMITE before he hits the auction floor?

Jomo-gbomo:

, cece darl, pls tell me you wouldn't listen to this dude

only if you drop ur plenty wives for me. . . maybe I ll reconsider the reconsiderables

playette4u:

    @ auctioneer Can i secure a secret deal  to get SAGAMITE before he hits the auction floor?

nope!

all items have to go through the auction floor, we are trying to raise money for charity here!

googles:

only if you drop your plenty wives for me. . . maybe I ll reconsider the reconsiderables 

on a second thought, how am i convinced you truly know who Jomo gbomo is . . there are rumors that he's been arrested and is currently with South African authorities


humming [size=3pt]***yes am a ganja planter, call me the ganja farmer*** [/size]

so i am been credited 2 someone who jst returned from jail

a gay jailbreaker

make God baptaize una mouth with thunder and brimestone!!

190:

so i am been credited 2 someone who jst returned from jail

a gay jailbreaker

make God baptaize una mouth with thunder and brimestone!!

unfortunately yes!. . it doesn't look as though your current market value is good enough to attract interested buyers, we might just save time and cost on auction!

playette4u:

I thunk (sic) that i had offered the highest bid with my black card! Is it possible to have a tester day before we sign the 'eloping' agreement?My people will get in touch with your people  

my dear its you i wanna follow

Sagamite is on vacation

blackcard carrier? ooops

Rio Carnival cometh soon, u wanna attend with me?

190, too late 4 yr tantraums, ive already payed! oya enta moto make we go, Hot jailbird is waiting. by d way bring vaseline and hope u can suck @s$. Am comin bak 4 mobo

Jomo-gbomo:


on a second thought, how am i convinced you truly know who Jomo gbomo is . . there are rumors that he's been arrested and is currently with South African authorities
humming [size=3pt]***yes am a ganja planter, call me the ganja farmer*** [/size]

Egbami lowo omo yii

see kweshun o ? i wanna know yuh die ni ?

^^^ u no go enta moto now! U wan make i call PEKAM YOBS 4 u?!! I will count 5, oya 1, . . . . 2, . .

4th november never end?
Abeg,'up' more guys,I need fresh blood!

LOL!!!!!

this thread don pass me o

I never knew some men like pink this much  

^^

Ode stand up make big rod pass!!

190:

the BIG ROD piper in the building

everyone

stand up stand up

better person wan pass

stand up odunnu u nor dey hear word!!

***beckons to 190*** Guy, abeg come.
***gives him a seat and a cold satchet of well water**
I Just wan ask you, 'wetin e go cost me make you dey ignore me for ths forum.
Ask me for anything includin my wedding certificate with Tkb and Chamotex,I will give you,only stop typing 'Odunnu' or referring to her posts. Abeg. Oya talk

Is Jaybee still on the auction block

No thanks

d bigrod:

jaybee is taken.we have just 190,mr cork,mobo on auction.pls bid for one of these guys

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-545556.0.html

Mr Jomo-Gbomo its well past TKB's time upload another item jor

maybe I can afford the next item. . who knows

****slams hammer***

SOLD!

TKB 417 sold to playette4u at a paltry 160 naira!

Why are these people still awake at this ungodly hour? . . . .I hope it's not what I'm thinking. Even Odunnu is online right now. I hope you don't blame the traffic when you go to work late.

Witch or winch,which one are you?how do you knw i am online?
. . . Jomogbomo aka **** better retract that 'parcel' and put up a proper 'package' for auction

Next item on auction!

Ladies are you ready?

He's the next best thing after slice bread, he's got charm that commands attention and respect from the best of men, he has a writing style that can only be matched by a selected few intellects across the globe, he has demonstrated raw intelligence in most of his posts here on Nairaland, and yeah, the ladies love him for it!

He lives in a upcountry duplex in rochester and the young man is in his late twenties!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you davidylan!

don't scream just yet!. . here's a snapshot of his person!

UPSIDES

well educated, he's got a Phd  , {okay, maybe almost}, he's got the cute face most girls will kill for, and yes, he has the personality to match with it, he's religious and he's not afraid to challenge his ultimate limit, this has seen him achieve self transcendence over time and he's well respected by even his peers.


DOWNSIDES

looking for a gentleman?. . .oh well, wait till the next bid. . .he has a cocky nature that can sometimes get past annoying to downright silly. . .he's dogmatic approach towards religion has robbed him of everything romantic, forget Saturday dates and "having a nice time". . .all you get is a boring long poem with annoying big English words!

Bidding starts at 100 naira. . .bidding ends on November 5th at 11:59 pm!

common ladies, are you going to take a pass on this one?

where are the bidders?

Thats not his picture at all. Puleaseeeee. . . . . . . . . And I would love to bid 50dollars on him

Wow!!
Didnt know he's ths hawwwtt!
Uhhhhhh!
Let me watch from the sidelines for a while.