hey my 9ja peeps, some of the older people on here may know me. . . . . . . , so take this thread seriously:
i just had a serious conversation with a very cute friend of mine from the Czech Republic who happens to be in London for a business trip.
since she knows (and you probably too) that i am a very open minded guy, she's been telling me that she is in her hotel feeling "funky"and how lonely she's been and desperately hoping to get a good sh-ag from a black stud , me being so far away lol (and since she loves black man), she's asked me if i knew/had any friend in the region for a possible ongoing FWB relationship.
now i have heard a few of my NL brothas talking about their bedroom acrobatic skills and what not and therefore i thought to hook her up with one of them from London.

now, first i would like to know how you all feel about a single gal thinking the way she did? being open minded about finding a lover who could do her whenever she is in London for business? wouldnt want to hook her up with some sadistic bas-tard who thought she was a LovePeddler. secondly if you were to encounter such gal, what would be your mindset? and last but not least, is it really that difficult to find good dikc in London without looking like a hoe?

ps: if you have been a NL member for less than 3 months or with less than a 1000post then dont bother applying for the "position" . . . . . . . . and as for the NL "boys with big mouth" (y'all know who you are) feel free to waste your internet cafe time on this thread!

BEWARE if your bedroom game is lame, she will be quick to tell me and i will be the first one to come and run my mouth here, so children, pls stay away. . . . . . . . . lol!
hasta luego!

hey long time how body/

your home girl would do better picking up a one night stand in a bar than a recommendation from NL

i will think about it

r231:

i will think about it

Chei! so you're not sure of your bedroom skills?

omega25red:

hey long time how body/
your home girl would do better picking up a one night stand in a bar than a recommendation from NL

hey, yeah its been a while on NL, I'm good and you?!

are you saying that all these loud talking guys A) aint somehow good looking B) aint shiiit?!
of course we have to exclude all the Mobo444 crew etc

the thing is that she isnt really looking for a ONS aka "drunken lame sex" but rather a FWB who will keep that "relationship" going whenever she is in town.

r231:

i will think about it

you better, not for the faint of heart, lol!

tunnytox:

Chei! so you're not sure of your bedroom skills?

better for a man to be honest with himself than pretend to be someone he is not.

hmmm

You men gon get enough for picking women up from the clubs, YOU GON WAKE UP ONE DAY SCRATCHIN!  

brownjay,
Are u for real? or just one of those nl post.
we can talk more . i can help ur friend

oya bring the number

i go pass am to whom it may concern

r231:

oya bring the number

i go pass am to whom it may concern

Yeah after you done had your samples huh?

^^^^^Noooooo

jus trying to help innit

Mrs. Eve:

You men gon get enough for picking women up from the clubs, YOU GON WAKE UP ONE DAY SCRATCHIN!  

in this day and age of condoms, nobody should be scratching anything else but their heads on how good the toto was. . . . . . .

likeme:

brownjay,
Are u for real? or just one of those nl post.
we can talk more . i can help your friend

why would i make such a story/post? if you check my profile,you will see that i have rarely opened threads, i think 3 in the last 2yrs on NL.
but with your 154 posts, you are definitely "ineligible". . . . . . .

r231:

oya bring the number

i go pass am to whom it may concern

if "who it may concern" aint you then just forget about it.will find her someone in due time. wouldnt want to have her number circulate like that.

^^^^^bros leave story jare

bring number or email add

^^^^bro, by the look of your website, you aint "really" eligible either. . . . . . . . unless you wanna go down that route before your big day. but hey i got your pic and can send it to her if you feel you got what it takes?!

busted

bring it on

Na wa o,see mrbrownjay don turn love-vendor o.good luck wiv ur search.

r231:

busted

bring it on

listen, this person is a friend of mine, and i wouldnt send her to meet some stranger that YOU may think is ok for the task. do you actually thought i was gonna hand her email or phone number to the first one who replied to that thread?
as i have seen your posts on NL, i fairly know who you are. . . . . . .  i can just check your ulterior posts and have an idea of what kind of person you are.

anyone who will have the chance to even lay eyes on her (i vouch for a sexiness) will have to go through my scrutiny first. that means that she will have your picture and if you are NOT the one showing up, then she will take to her heels, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. . . . . . . so if you think of sending your mate then sorry.

so IF YOU believe that you got what it takes then be assertive about it and 150% sure about your skills  because  "i will think about it" aint cutting it.

freecocoa:

Na wa o,see mrbrownjay don turn love-vendor o.good luck wiv your search.

come on, i am just helping a friend in need. . . . . . . isnt it what friends are for?!

OP,
it's a pity that ma trip to London is in January . .  .So how do we do am now? . , . . . . , Is it gonna be available till then?

^^^^^hey Hassan, I dont know if she will go back there during January but she goes to the UK very often (at least 6/7times a yr) so i can send her your pic. . . . . . . if you like?

but remember, she aint into no drama so, as your facebook account says you in a relationship, you may want to rethink or be very discreet!

Hey scammer!!!
How did u get ma identity . . . .Through ma facebook account . . .right?

I'm shola ''by name''!!!

^^^^^lol, nah i aint a scammer rest assured. . . . . . . . remember, i am gonna check whoever want to meet her THOROUGHLY.
you posted your email in an earlier NL post (might want to edit that if you want to keep your identity secret) and with that i was able to find you on facebook, picture included.

this is the internet, anyone can be found, and the ones who cant, definitely have something to hide!

Tell your female friend to try Soho now, there are a lot of guys there that would rip her off if thats what she really wants.

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^^lol, nah i aint a scammer rest assured. . . . . . . . remember, i am gonna check whoever want to meet her THOROUGHLY.
you posted your email in an earlier NL post (might want to edit that if you want to keep your identity secret) and with that i was able to find you on facebook, picture included.

this is the internet, anyone can be found, and the ones who cant, definitely have something to hide!

It's ok,I was barely kidding   . .  Since i'm not hidding anything from ppl to see or know so no scary!!!

Osama10:

Tell your female friend to try Soho now, there are a lot of guys there that would rip her off if thats what she really wants.

she is definitely not looking to be "ripped off" therefore will advise her to stay well away from soho (as far as i remember, Soho was a predominantly "gay" hangout, isnt it?). . . . . . . .also, if she was just looking for some ONS with any lame brotha, she would just take a walk from Brixton to Streatham hill and i am sure she would find what you suggested. . . . . . . but thanks again for the info.

D-sense:

It's ok,I was barely kidding   . .  Since i'm not hidding anything from ppl to see or know so no scary!!!

i thought so too. lol

Is your friend disease free ?

obowunmi:

Is your friend disease free ?

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^^hey Hassan, I dont know if she will go back there during January but she goes to the UK very often (at least 6/7times a yr) so i can send her your pic. . . . . . . if you like?

but remember, she aint into no drama so, as your facebook account says you in a relationship, you may want to rethink or be very discreet!

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^bro, by the look of your website, you aint "really" eligible either. . . . . . . .  unless you wanna go down that route before your big day. but hey i got your pic and can send it to her if you feel you got what it takes?!

MrBrownJay,
why are you encouraging these dudes when you know they are in r/s. and one is heading for the alter soon?   (in fact I will make sure I track that fiance of his down and let her know about this thread esp. since I complimented him a while ago without knowing this much).
besides, this thread is so crass but then you are MrBrownJay (the king of crass) what can I say?

I think there are sex soliciting websites around why not take it there? This is the most overt sex solicitation i've seen so far on NL.
And if your czech friend is so hot or wants it desperately, she shouldn't have any problems. Tell her to go on visits to Peckham. I heard that that's where majority of nigerians live. She shouldn't have problems there. After several trial and error, she will find the right "friend" for herself.

no sex soliciting on NL plz, let's keep it clean or behind close doors at least. lol

oyinda.:

MrBrownJay,
why are you encouraging these dudes when you know they are in r/s. and one is heading for the alter soon? (in fact I will make sure I track that fiance of his down and let her know about this thread esp. since I complimented him a while ago without knowing this much).
besides, this thread is so crass but then you are MrBrownJay (the king of crass) what can I say?

I think there are sex soliciting websites around why not take it there? This is the most overt sex solicitation i've seen so far on NL.
And if your czech friend is so hot or wants it desperately, she shouldn't have any problems. Tell her to go on visits to Peckham. I heard that that's where majority of nigerians live. She shouldn't have problems there. After several trial and error, she will find the right "friend" for herself.

no sex soliciting on NL plz, let's keep it clean or behind close doors at least. lol

Wan bi . . . .Take a slap!! . . .What's ur prb? nd why must u poke ur stinky nose into ma personal affairs . . .This is how u ppl start ur amebo . . . Besides I was just kidding the poster as he understood me tooo . . .Yep . .I womanize sometimes but have gotten ma taste nd no body chooses for moi ''i go for ma taste''. . . .So what's ur prb?

do i look like someone who has time for your "personal affairs"? who are you?
lol I laugh in pidgin.

MRbrownJAY:

she is definitely not looking to be "ripped off" therefore will advise her to stay well away from soho
(as far as i remember, Soho was a predominantly "gay" hangout, isnt it?)

Your right but it's more "horse for courses" and it's a very friendly section.

Na wa of if na Nigerian girl talk this kain thing I can imagine the names she would have been called. O ga ju

can i apply?