EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

GuestLog:
Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

ATTemi:
U jx wan show all working jx like a mathematics exam!

Ladylite:


Lemme alone joor....


Shey if dog tears your wedding gown in the month of your wedding... You will let the dog live abi?

Come and drag me na

galadima77:


You get conscience. Unlike our leaders.

XhosaNostra:
Lying about my mother's "death" just to have time off work. Mind you, she's been gone for a very, very long time, but I still use that as an excuse because it's the only one that can make me cry convincingly & genuinely
I even used it to the police this one time I needed a good excuse to avoid jail time

I was like, "I shouldn't have done that, but my mother just died" & I got away with it

Ajolee92:
After 5 attempts of writing jamb, without good result, I summoned up courage to go into my 6th jamb with expo I got in a forum online, it was one of the most scary moments of my life, avin to use it without them catching you, well I Sha scaled through, and thanks to that have serving in the north now

pmoye:
That explains your use of the English Language generally and specifically (see emphasis).

Meedon:
I bleep my first cousin.




I was about to get caught by mum it was God that save me that day.


Whenever I remember the scene my heart skip like skrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Mum for roast me that day

mrpaedo:
-About 11years ago,I had sex numerous times with my neighbours wife.She got pregnant & told me the child was mine.I told her to fvvk off.She then passed of my child as her husbands'
The mumu man was actually celebrating his wife's pregnancy

-I attended a mixed boarding secondary school from jss 1 to 2.I then discovered a hideout where I could watch the senior girls taking their bath.I was never caught

pmoye:
That explains your use of the English Language generally and specifically (see emphasis).

Ajolee92:
After 5 attempts of writing jamb, without good result, I summoned up courage to go into my 6th jamb with expo I got in a forum online, it was one of the most scary moments of my life, avin to use it without them catching you, well I Sha scaled through, and thanks to that have serving in the north now

GuestLog:
Kai. Bros, you harsh!

Ajolee92:
That's a typo error, I meant to say am, jeez!!

Bluezy13:
This post will be interesting...
I'm here to read comments as always.

Note Make your story short and interesting.
If it must be long, make it the longer the interesting...

Warning
Don't mention others, don't abuse others, don't derail the thread whether their story is true or not.
If you have nothing interesting to tell, just read and quietly scroll past.

pmoye:
Jail time you say?

Braintrain:
I raped my neighbors daughter

Ajolee92:
Don't mind the mofo, looking for flaws to pick on, just for the records am well read, so don't use some silly mistake to judge me

Braintrain:
I raped my neighbors daughter

GuestLog:
How about now? Do you consider sexual act with relatives an incest or you're just cool with it?

Braintrain:
I raped my neighbors daughter

GuestLog:
Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

Gabbyodogwu:

Idiot

Ajolee92:
well trust me when I say this, exam is not the true test of one's knowledge