fstranger1:

Atreides my love:

That old man has three wives already, not to talk about his many concubines.

And you know that AIDS is real.     .     .   Do you really want to take that chance?


Anyway, I just got my paycheck for the work I did over the past two weeks. Mehn, them cheat me like craze. They only pay me for 92 hrs instead of 100 hrs, so I may not be able to afford a diamond ring this val, but definitely next val, you'd get whatever you want.

Lest I forget, my six pack still dey Kampe though. No one can take that away for me.

Anywho, how are your parents? say hi to them for me. what about your sister Sophie, hope she is facing her studies? extend my regards to her. Until we talk again, stay safe ok. I love you!

Does he now? Me i don't do polygamy oh. My parents are fine-they said to greet you. And Sophie sends you lots of love. Erm i wanted to tell you oh,clearance is finally starting early February(at least so we've heard) so i'm making lotsa preparations for school. Woh bout your contribution to my educational growth? We need to discuss that oh. .
And i loff you too. But remember,omo to dun,omo to ga,obe lo dun owo lo pa. . So be ready oh. .

vertexroya:

[size=15pt]I'm not sure how long this peace treaty is going to last, something is itching me    [/size]

How does the itch feels like
you think it is easy to repent?

[size=15pt] what I'm picturing actually wants to make me start speaking in tongues [/size]

vertexroya:

[size=15pt] what I'm picturing actually wants to make me start speaking in tongues [/size]

hahaha what's that?

something sweet and something pleasurable

Atreides:

bia koolchicco attach an eglish version to every igbo post you make and stop making me ask for a translation everytime!
P.s-Is it my mission you wanna know or whose mission?

vertexroya:

koolchicco

I hula ihe m na agwa gi, [size=15pt]Atreides [/size]
achowa okwu

[size=14pt]OK n'ele anya nhe ga eme[/size]

Hahahaha Anya m nele gi oh!

fstranger1:

Atreides my love:

That old man has three wives already, not to talk about his many concubines.

And you know that AIDS is real.     .     .   Do you really want to take that chance?


Anyway, I just got my paycheck for the work I did over the past two weeks. Mehn, them cheat me like craze. They only pay me for 92 hrs instead of 100 hrs, so I may not be able to afford a diamond ring this val, but definitely next val, you'd get whatever you want.

Lest I forget, my six pack still dey Kampe though. No one can take that away for me.

Anywho, how are your parents? say hi to them for me. what about your sister Sophie, hope she is facing her studies? extend my regards to her. Until we talk again, stay safe ok. I love you!

I need to pay you off! Name your price this boy? Or do you want me to get you arrested.

@Atreides, i am giving you a chance of a lifetime; your aunties on Nairaland blew their chances too ; they were love birds but hey, the lover boys are gone.  Ask Mygoldie.

Baby, what do u want for valentine? Will this do? Thats a $5000 Python Skin Jimmy Choo;


BTW, you have very lovely legs, what time are they open?

roymary:


I need to pay you off! Name your price this boy? Or do you want me to get you arrested.

@Atreides, i am giving you a chance of a lifetime; your aunties on Nairaland blew their chances too ; they were love birds but hey, the lover boys are gone.  Ask Mygoldie.

Baby, what do u want for valentine? Will this do? Thats a $5000 Python Skin Jimmy Choo;


BTW, you have very lovely legs, what time are they open?

They've been laced with MAGUN of the Ogun abenu gongo fame, open them at your risk!

fstranger1:

They've been laced with MAGUN of the Ogun abenu gongo fame, open them at your risk!

WORD! Crackers!!

[size=14pt]koolchicco [/size]

[size=14pt]Nwanne, the proposal, whether real or fake is still going on, hhhh  

Onwere this film m lere, ndi mmadu batara na ulo na acho Ola edo
I makwa na ha nile bidoro sewa okwu na egbusi onwe ha, hmmm
finally, onye aririo no na akuku ulo ahu na amagi ihe na eme, wuzi onye were ola edo ahu.
nwanne shine your eye  

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vertexroya:

[size=14pt]koolchicco [/size]

[size=14pt]Nwanne, the proposal, whether real or fake is still going on, hhhh  

Onwere this film m lere, ndi mmadu batara na ulo na acho Ola edo
I makwa na ha nile bidoro sewa okwu na egbusi onwe ha, hmmm
finally, onye aririo no na akuku ulo ahu na amagi ihe na eme, wuzi onye were ola edo ahu.
nwanne shine your eye  

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fstranger1:

They've been laced with MAGUN of the Ogun abenu gongo fame, open them at your risk!

I am Chief Arowolo. I have the antedote

Y'all know what time it is?

^^ :d

My dear young lady please focus on your education right now and before you are done pray for God's guidance towards marriage.The truth is that very young girls like you and many others are like early flowers which need the attention of agents of pollination but after that then what? They become old and unattractive to these agents who look for newer fresher ones.Don't become a victim of your emotions try and control them before they get you out of control.Stay blessed u have a great future ahead of you pls. focus on that.

Littlte girls and pretence. What advice do u need again after loosing ur virginity. Go ask google, lmao