publisher:

[size=15pt]There were two little black birds sitting on the wall,one named Peter,one named Paul, now they've both formed a successful musical group.
What's their name again? [/size]

Choi bros you made me laugh so loud,very good one.

black black black sheep have you any wool?

Dat sheep has been bought by Alhaji and has been sentenced to death no appeal

Execution on Monday

the society of six now the society of twenty four. each member got married, initiating their husbands, they av two children each and celebrated their last summer together at Obudu.

frankcimc:

Na wow oo memories!
How about Adewale that kill his own father and comit some taboo in the land, where is he now? I head he is still very powerful living in Abuja. The gods should never be blame for all these atrocities in our land. Greed is evil.

can't forget that.What about mr sada the farmer who lives in sapele. . . .i learnt he's now a militants sha

We seem to have forgotten Amobi of the bottled Leopard. Heard He's now a Nollywood director and part time prophet of a fast rising white garment church,

Heard Chuck his friend is a Professor of African History at NYU.

Buh what about Mma? Heard she never married. True?

Who would have forgotten kole the superstar. . .i heard he's now a professor in harvard !

Was it Hassan or Daudu that buy the Hot Ram for Sallah? Who ever he's, he's right on time! Right time, Right place!!

manyy4life u no go understand becos u not a nigerian

Hahahaha This thread pass 9t of a thousand laff o. Truly cracking my ribs!!! Where is selfish Mr. Tortise? Heard the super glue got expired and its shellless now!!!

Have you all forgotten jimmy johnson? I heard he changed his name to Bode George.

Nice, Bringing back the memories of the 1990s. What I noticed is that primary schools no longer use those books. Those books made learning interesting and fun then.

I still don't hear anybody talk about koku baboni, is he dead or still alive? And the lady in white garment, has she changed to a garment of another colour?

guess who i bumped into day before yesterday at the airport here in PH,

solomon grundy. He never got buried on that fateful sunday after all.

pussy cat pussy cat

where have you been

It's like Mr Gana is now a professor in Ghana. ¤laughs¤

Okonkwo in Things Fall Apart didn't die afterall O. The guy has been in the US since then as a wrestler in WWE under one funny name like that. He does visit Chinua Achebe once in a while, although Uncle Chinua would deny that. I don't know why.

Eze no longer goes to school. He now lives in a school. Finished school some years back and is now a lecturer of Physical Education at UNN (maybe a fall-out from all those years of trekking to school). Akin the Drummer boy toured with Femi Kuti's band for a while before going solo. He eventually quit music and now works as a motivational speaker in Bujumbura. He even served as a consultant during the making of Fela on Broadway. What is shocking is that I heard he is no longer blind. They had used pap to glue his eyelids when he was a baby but the thing eventually washed off like 26 yrs later. He's now planning on suing his parents blind but he still hasn't seen them (pun intended) up till now.

I'll still do more research on the whereabouts of the other Pry and Second school celebs sha. Will come back with more gist later. Ciao.

gandoki don join boko haram,

frenchman2:

guess who i bumped into day before yesterday at the airport here in PH,

solomon grundy. He never got buried on that fateful sunday after all.

am now in abuja doin boko haram's job

You remember Chike and the river? Im don pass there go Spain o. And that guy wey dem born without silver spoon, I hear say na rich man now. What of Shettima, the boy slave. The guy dey contest for President for Namibia. Those 5 blind guys for Mastery English, dem don regain their sight o, and the Taxi driver for the same book with the title similar to something like honesty pays? The guy don really hammer, that guy wey im return im money give am correct na. I even hear say na the man dey drive Obama now. Ralia sef don big o, she don join Bola and Rosemary as gbogbo bigz girl!
I'll come back with more!

From the perspective of a typical Nigerian As Nigeria condition grows worse
Ali is no longer a boy  him don Join yahoo yahoo and Simbi is now a woman with 4 kids trying to survive in her hairdressing saloon,
Edet no longer lives in Calabar,eye don open he has moved to Abuja to work for a Big man but as na calabar man na cook him still be,  Agbo dey hustle for
canada now you know what i am talking about coco levels, Him no send Naija matter again. Eze no longer goes to school,as a typical igbo boy he dropped out to learn a trade at idumota market,  Even Oliver Twist don grow, but e dey jail for becoming a serial killer. Even the things that fell Apart before are back in their right places now and am also sure Ure Chokwe who was born without a silver spoon  but him hussle tire  now he hold bar weller now, As for Gandoki he was fraustrated that he joined Boko Haram , who knows whether the idiot may have blown his self and Ade the drummer boy as a typical yoruba man.is a juju singer now he owns his own band and enjoying the Owo sprayed on his face and as for Wakama me that Guy don join MEND .jare i know , naija delta militant

And Chike and the river, man that Ibo boy must have some idea on how to cross to Europe, men dat guy don jan since dey run tins for spain,

Lory driva lory driva wil u tak me 4 a ride Yes i'll tak u little man. Climb up d stairs and jump inside. Abeg ona rememba wen Edet bin brk e uncle plate wen e bin go e holiday 4 ibadon? Now d gees dey scatta plate anyhow 4 one restorant 4 our backyard.

Oh my God! tears they roll down my chin as I dey read this. You know, we should remember that some that some that live through the glorious days with us is no longer a life.

Corruption don finished the remaining childhood memory people have for naija.

Let's I forgot, I met Bina for Calabar. He don hook with one chick, and his mother still dey look for am.

Guys, what about that hard working guy who's hoe hit gold buried in the ground hidden by his granpa's? I heard he's listed in Forbes. Cant remember his name. *winks*

You mean Papa Ajao?

This thread fills me with nostalgia.Ralia is no longer a sugar girl.She is now a 'sugar woman'-married and having 2 kids.

Who remembers-Ede Xtimes Ede,Remi Coni Iya,Segun Elere Bolu,Odabo Odabo Kayode.EXERCISE BOOK.Then BIG note-Boy is Good,Girl is Bad.i saw the virtuous woman last 2 wks she was in support of legalising prostitution.the incorruptible judge is the father of dimeji bankole.jimmy johnson is now a warder at kirikiri.lmao

What about Jaja of Opobo? Where is he now?

Oh boy! Nobody has mentioned Ali the brilliant merchant(of Ali and d angel fame) the guy get scope die.He is one of d leaders of Al Quaeda now.Durungun Ambama(that bad cannibal wey wan kill Gandoki chop) Na Clifford Orji's uncle,Gandoki don finally go back to kill am. Mehnnnn!

I wish someone will write something about "Ogboju Ode ninu igbo irunmole". Na wetin me i read for my primary school be that

Mr.Senator:

What about Jaja of Opobo? Where is he now?

I hear say he dey do godfather for heaven politics now

What about Bro Jero? Last time i checked he's a now big time evangelist in Cotonou laughing at Rev King for his stupidity.

Mr Sada is no longer a farmer, the tin tire am na he runs his way to the top now

,he is now a member of the House of Reps delta state sharing oil money, as for Mr

Nwosu men that Okoro man still dey wax strong oo this time na Goat , and isi ewu

him dey nak for christmas, Chineke and for Akpan that calabar get one road side

canteen dey fry indomie for boyz to make a living and One eyed sunday i gues i saw

him on crime fighters around 2001 may be by now he must be presido at Kiri kiri

prison
And Ralia the sugar Girl is now a bad girl at Allen, trying to husle at night and

give the sugar daddies her own sugar
as for jack and jill , mistakenly Jack pregnated jill and they gave birth to a boy

and jack don run leave jill.
Erugo Iyama, men that man don dey push truck for onitsha market, men no food for

lazy man
Brother Jero left the bar beach and now owns some mini kiosk at Oniru beach
Mr and Mrs Bako men those couple spend all their money travelling around

Naija, they are old now wihout pension , eeyyaa!!!

Morenike,Abike ,Alake ,Asake, they now formed a girls group to sing now despite

they cant sing, dem be gbo gbo bigz gal for campus now

King Jaja of opobo now controls oil well around the creeks, him no send any body oo. Bro jero has backslided , honesty dont pay in Nigeria, no more

Akin the blind boy is now a musician on the corner of a street begging for alms

despite he is stil blind.but God dey sha

King Jaja of Opobo is now in charge of NNPC Rivers state region,
Hahahahaha! Erugo Iyama,i knw dat d boy na bad influence,im still wondering wots keeping 4rm Kirikiri or Eleweran!
Plssss any1 ansa my question,WHERE IS ODION(Wakama's frnd)? Sincerely im dieing 2 knw