Lol! Roflmao! This is one of the few topics that i havent seen people insulting themselves. Come to think of it, most of us never really knew how to read those stories, we CRAMMED them, lol! I was so intelligent. I came first in my class from pry 1 to 5!

i heard naija is now a[i] treasure island[/i]
the old witch gaguul has refused to die,she must be more than 200yrs now.

Habaa u neva hear? Odion na rude gees now. 2 days ago ma friend brok up with him cus he was cheating on her

weep not child is no longer crying because he has no shoes,
he've grown to become the president of one african country  

Pro-Nurse:

Lol! Roflmao! This is one of the few topics that i havent seen people insulting themselves. Come to think of it, most of us never really knew how to read those stories, we CRAMMED them, lol! I was so intelligent. I came first in my class from pry 1 to 5!

[i]Who we go ask?

Nobody answered the question about the poor man that struck a treasure in the ground with his hoe, what happped to him?? [/i]

lwkmd ;d

It was the Bakos that "traveled" round Nigeria in Peugeot 404 car. I can never forget the two quarrelsome children- Biola and Alade. May God bless my teacher MR OJELADE FOLORUNSHO. He made the whole thing looked so real that because of that book alone, he offered to take us to primary six. But nowadays, our children lack the sense of imagination to cope with such long story. Oh my God!

Hope u guys havent 4gotn abt sweet kids
Teacher: what is ur mummy's name
Boy: my mummy's name is MUMMY.

Im still thinking about d primary school days, times table reciations,reading book(macmillian),verbal n quantitative reasoning by Ore Olunloyo,New Understanding Maths,Ralia d sugar gurl,Ure Chokwe,Eze,chike n d river,S.M.O.G.,Erugo Iyama,Agbo,Wakama n Odion,Edet,Gandoki, d list is endless. Schooling was a beauty den,but nw wot do u av? Premier English(i hate dat book,its full of shit meant 4 over pampered children of billionaires),n dry Macmillian series

daisy28:

Hope u guys havent 4gotn abt sweet kids
Teacher: what is your mummy's name
Boy: my mummy's name is MUMMY.

Your name sounds like dizzy angel or have you been dizzy?

what a beautiful moment we had then, i remember we always dramatise d playlets in those books.

Hey! Do you remember that little boy chike and the little river? He's now a professor in oceanography! The river is no where to be found.

Hey, what about "Toma and Tani"
Toma is boy, Tani is a girl.
Toma is riding a bicycle, Tani is carrying a pot.
Toma is standing, Tani is sitting.

OBITUARY OF MR GRUNDY
Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, christened on Tuesday, married on Wednesday, took ill on Thursday, grew worse on Friday, died on Saturday, buried on Sunday, that is the end of Solomon Grundy

Jumbo my Son I sent you to school you dont know how to spell your
J. .U.M.B.O - JUMBO!!

H.I.P for the Hip for the Hippopo P.O.P.O For the Hippopo and T.M.U.S For the Hippopotamus, Hippopotamus!!!

40 Lions Eat Amala Versus Ewedu Soup. (40LEAVES)

You guys are really awesome!. Thanks for bringing back childhood memories

Yeah

''Jumbo my Son I sent you to school you dont know how to spell your
J. .U.M.B.O - JUMBO!!''

''H.I.P for the Hip for the Hippopo P.O.P.O For the Hippopo and T.A.M.U.S For the Hippopotamus, Hippopotamus!!!''

''8:00! 8:00 is time for school, 8:00 in the morning!''

''This is the Way I brush my teeth,brush my teeth brush my teeth,this is the way I brush my teeth early in the morning''

''40 Lions Eat Amala Versus Ewedu Soup. (40LEAVES) ''.

Is it only me that's always scared of those ÀLÓ?
Eg. Olurombi,
'' Iya aje, Mowa fan Ina.
Fana nibo??''
Fana Ninu ogba re, ''

Ali , the lorry driver now drives a danfo that plies yaba-oyingbo route after he complained of incessant harrassment by police on his haulage business. although he also had a brief but unsuccessful stint as a formular 1 race driver

abioila:

Who remembers-Ede Xtimes Ede,Remi Coni Iya,Segun Elere Bolu,Odabo Odabo Kayode.EXERCISE BOOK.Then BIG note-Boy is Good,Girl is Bad.i saw the virtuous woman last 2 wks she was in support of legalising prostitution.the incorruptible judge is the father of dimeji bankole.jimmy johnson is now a warder at kirikiri.lmao

Lmao at 'ede times ede'. I remember this perfectly,

Very entertaining thread!

Who among una use this thread fly kite ?

Primary school in those days were so exciting, reading Macmillan and Oxford English Readers. . . I could recall vividly just lyk yesterday. I really missed those days and friends. Playing football in Depot NA training field, using both their volleyball nd BB pit during break. Hearing the sound of gun shots, when d soldiers train. . . Hehehe. . . Wish I cud bring back those day.

Where's Mr Ajao that poor Old man that dug the floor and found pieces of Gold ? Probably somewhere in the Caribbean chilling with those hot big assed babes

Koku baboni , Oh my God I could read chapter 1 to 5 from my head back then and that lady in white ? SCARY !!


Odion and wakama , Hahahahahahaha

One eyed Sunday don turn to saula for Iyana ipaja nah dem don kill am gan self

Ehm whats the name of those two girls that went to the Market to buy things , one bought a pair of shoes bla bla bla

And that poor Old man that was sent an errand by the king while on his way he saw different things and when he asked from people the owner of the properties they tell him "they don't understand" in their language and he thought its one rich man , what a tool he was

Agbo ,Agbo , Agbo how many times did I call you ?

Oh my God , tears is running down my face ( Unbelievable ) those good old days , when we 're always eager to go to school


#sad

@ freiburger,i havent bn dizzy for a long time but hope u havent stuffed urself up wit burgers.

Akpan has left the smugglers n joined MEND.

Mr. Wakama is now a policeman

Eze now has stitches all over his head, due to many fights back then

Y;all remember the hide-n-seek game

Boju Boju, oohhh,

Oloro nbo, ooh

Apara mo. , ohh

Se ki nsi, oh

Si ki si nsi

Eni ti oro ba mu, a pa je

Oju nta me, ata e pa . . . .

The wall humpty dumpty used to sit on was finally knocked down by the last ibadan flood. GEJ wanted it rebuilt but senator patrick is not happy because the contract was awarded to Agbalowomeri of The Incorruptible Judge. Sad to hear that One Eyed Sunday is now blind, the goblins eat the good pair.

manny4life:

Please forgive my ignorance, what are you guys talking about ?  

All these abroad diaspora children sef.

what of that trader im still de buy goods from oron to ikot te ekpene?

For those of you that read that Macmillian text book: Agbo is doing yahoo yahoo in Canada while Gbenga is a big boy in Lagos, living the single life. Agbo's brother ( can't remember his name) is now a proud father of a football team, his wife is a popular newscaster on AIT ( try guessing who she is).
And as for that boy that used his mother's money to buy a MAGIC RING and found out that it was fake, he is now a bra seller at Balogun market.
Ure Chokwe is now a millionaire, after years of selling sweet and chewing gum at Ariaria market he won the lottery and bought NNPC.

chude na ukwa ruo oge buzi otu na ndi isi ndi uwe ojii na abuja. Ngozi amuola umu aka asaa, ha dum so kwa biri na abuja. Nna ngozi nozi ezumike nka na obodo ha

Una go kill me with laugh,