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Politics / Re: Britain Has Handed £3billion In Aid To Nigeria & Afghanistan Since 2010-cameron by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On May 12, 2016 |
that amount is minimal compared to what have been taken from us. The UK raped Nigeria fantastically before and after independence. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushes Victor Ezugwu's Convoy - Premium Time by clemcykul(f): 2:50pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
those bastards still waxing strong?? wheres dt kpomo mouthed lai mogammed? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dialogue With Biafrans Is A Must - Taiwo Ojoye by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Apr 09, 2016 |
biafra will be actualised sooner than we think. its glaring that Nigerians know this fact thus the fear. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Spain Judge Opens Terrorism Case Against Boko Haram by clemcykul(f): 9:02pm On May 28, 2015 |
Nigerians and their ability of abusing privilege. GEJ is a human being and deserves some level of respect. enough of the humiliating insults and caricatures. Nigerians show your respect for authority and stop acting as barbarians before the world! 1 Like |
Food / Re: Can You Eat This Egg Barbecue? by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On May 26, 2015 |
i see nothing wrong with eating that. must all eggs be fried or boiled? |
Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Competes With Kim And Amber Rose's Butt In New Xmas Pics by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Dec 26, 2014 |
cut her some slack pls some of u here r just like amoeba with faces of monkeys having ebola. she is sexy by her confidence abt her body no silicone anywer like kim n odas. besides kim is an over priced ninny 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: World's Hairiest Car! Woman Covers Her Entire Car In Human Hair (photos) by clemcykul(f): 5:21pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
is dat her shrine? |
Career / Re: The Biggest Mistake I See On Resumes - Google Head Of HR by clemcykul(f): 9:17pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
about the lying aspect, soo many are guilty of it. Imagine one lying about his age and professional achievement only to get busted. Nothing beats being honest because its the best policy |
Literature / Stranger In My Life by clemcykul(f): 3:33pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
hi everyone, after the hacking of this website, i tried to retrieve my story but my efforts yielded futility. So i shall retype and upload the story since i still have my manuscript. Am doing this for my readers who were already on the story. Tnk you. |
Literature / Re: How has the data loss affected you? by clemcykul(f): 10:55pm On Jun 28, 2014 |
i lost my first literary work 'stranger in my life' i dont even have a soft copy! Am soo depressed. Where do i even start from? |
Literature / Re: Story: Taking Chances by clemcykul(f): 9:18pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
u did well for starters i must say. Though try n mke the dialogues briefThe story line is quite interesting. You are good at narration but improve on ur description of the characters personality to give the reader a perception. Give intricate details on environments. My opinion " i really dont feel jide loved daisy". This is a romance story, it ought to be romace parked giving the readers, a thousand butterflies in their belly. Enough said, i enjoyed every chapter. Just a little touch up and ure good enough for consumption. I love explicit bla bla bla |
Celebrities / Re: Baddest Guy Ever Liveth: Olamide’s BGEL Pose Goes Viral by clemcykul(f): 9:53pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
dt pose is d way baphomet the demon posed. Christains be careful of these demonic songs garnished with innocence. Adorations belongs to God and not satan. U can google baphomet for more info. Some nigerian artiste have sold their souls to the devil, be wise. |
Crime / Re: 8 Girls Jailed For Prostitution In Abuja by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
so wat about their customers? The officers are just jobless. I just hope they dont end up r.a.p.i.ng the girls. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Is Watching Pornography Considered Cheating? by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
wen u watch it with your partner in order to get in the mood or learn new tricks, "cool" but wen you watch it alone and then maturbate picturing someone else, its called cheating. This is because the act is done with the mind nd that mind is supposed to be occupied by your partner 1 Like |
Literature / Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Nov 02, 2013 |
the story is mind blowing, coming from a Nigerian, am proud of your work. Get this published! Am a fan |
Celebrities / Re: Is This Celebrity A Gay(pic) by clemcykul(f): 8:33pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
retches on pic* |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shares Another Lovely Photo Of Himself And His Son by clemcykul(f): 8:30pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
this tongue stuff really irks me, if celebs keep doing this what are their dogs going to do? Smh |
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Birthday With Dogs-photo by clemcykul(f): 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
why is she seducing the dogs? |
Celebrities / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by clemcykul(f): 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
i am interested in moderating this forum. |
Family / Re: Caught Red Handed! by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
he might be cheatn on u. If he is divorce before its too late 1 Like |
Food / Re: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by clemcykul(f): 9:30pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
at poster stop dayeye forming. na ur type dey use tongue wash plate after eatn behind closd doors..infact ur type go order for chicken too much forming no go gree u tackle d chicken bone as u dey pay cashier u go still dey eye ur plate dey swear for urslf for ur mind. in essence my point is be urslf nd mind ur biz..if d man desides to lick his plate nd use his plate n spoon to make music e no concern u. |
Family / Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by clemcykul(f): 11:52pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I remember quarreln wid a boy in our neigborhood I was just busy sayn 'u be bascard! idiot dansekebuns!' lolz dnt evn know wt dt means till date. was fond of beatn younger kids so I saw dis gurl nd I was like 'aah I fit beat dis smallie' I walkd up to her, nd seized her dress by throat nd accused her of insultn me. I nvr knew da gurl was related to mike tyson. she gave me da beatn of my life nd dt was hw d demon causn me to beat other children ran away for good. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by clemcykul(f): 11:38pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I remember hw I use to grind unzu and smoke it wit my sister. came back frm skul one day tore my exercise book folded it up, lighted it nd started smoking I dint hear my dad enter, he caught me, tore more papers nd told me to kip smokn later n da night by 12 or 2 he woke me up nd gave me da thrashn of my life my mum pretended nt to hear my cries jeez! hw I hated her dt night. I remember searchn for coins in my dads pocket, got caught nd receivd da mid night beatn. I just heard the word blue film nt known wat it meant I went to skul telln everyone I've watchd blue film a male teacher heard it nd told me to repeat it before the headmistress who calld my parents lol cnt forget the look on their faces. wz I beaten? u guessed right! |
Family / Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Mar 21, 2013 |
watchn clouds take various shapes to suit my imagination, breakn the canes dad used in floggn us, pickn meat from da pot, licking moms soup and addn water so dt d soup wil look much, puttn oranges beneath my dress, culdnt wait to grow breast. wearn my elder sisters pant nd havn it fall off on d street wen I went to fetch water, dyeing my hair with my dads dye, I tot babies were vomited lolz 14 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Bad Son: by clemcykul(f): 2:30pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
the earlier hin use hin papa for rituals the better, afterall wats da old man living for? nice one |
Celebrities / Re: Simon Cowell Says Lady Gaga And Beyonce Are The Most Boring Singers In The World by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
i really dont care what he thinks about anyone |
Celebrities / Re: Who Are Ur Most Boring Nollywood Actors And Actresses by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
pete edochie doesnt suck! neither does my beloved patience ozokwor |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Miss You All by clemcykul(f): 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2011 |
tnks buddie |
Jokes Etc / I Miss You All by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
hello peeps, am clemcykul just thought i should breeze in and say Hi to all the 2007-2010 jokes forum family. i miss u all. given the nominations going on, i really dont know who to nominate given the fact that everyone has contributed one way or the other to the fun in this forum. . .i just want to commend u all and say no matter who wins the election, everyone is a winner. cheers guys, one love. klems. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
i nominate studioo, that boy wey no dey gree baff |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Tasha Smith Talks About Her Marriage & Stripper Past by clemcykul(f): 12:59pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
funny u |
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