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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies: Two Roles - Optometrist And Dispensing Optician by Cool: 4:32pm On Mar 31, 2021
Vacancies: Two roles

1. Optometrist
2. Dispensing optician

We are recruiting for a health facility known for providing great care to clients.

We are client-focused in our delivery of effective and efficient care. 

As a full-time staff, you will be working in a professional and friendly environment, with qualified staff across the full spectrum of our services. 

There are excellent opportunities for career progression. 

We expect that you will be enthusiastic, friendly, committed to the delivery of excellent services at all times and able to generate warm rapport with clients, to support the growth of the client base. 

From us, you can expect a competitive remuneration package, career development support and family-friendly work environment. 

The clinic is in Magboro-Mowe axis.

If you are interested, kindly send your CV to recruiter4health@gmail.com before 5pm on Friday 9th April 2021
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Various Job Openings In A New Hospital by Cool: 9:44am On Jun 21, 2018
Vacancy notification above for your attention please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Various Job Openings In A New Hospital by Cool: 4:15am On Jun 21, 2018
Vacancies exist for duly qualified and professionally registered people to fill the following roles in a newly established hospital in Ibafo, Ogun State:

1. Full time medical doctors

2. Nurses (RN) and Nurse-Midwives (RN-RM)

3. Pharmacy technician

4. Medical laboratory scientist

5. Medical laboratory technician

Interested persons should send their CVs to contact@vivayla.com

Closing date: Friday 6th July 2018.
Autos / Re: ❎❎ FREE NMVTIS REPORTS, MILEAGE & FLOOD VIN/CHASSIS HISTORY CHECKS❎❎ by Cool: 2:27pm On May 16, 2018
Please help with this: JT2BG22K440597372

Thanks.
Properties / Re: Precautions For Shower Room - How To Prevent Water Leakages by Cool: 10:41am On Dec 17, 2016
Thank you everyone for your comments.

I've taken note of useful information where it has been provided.

Best regards.
Properties / Precautions For Shower Room - How To Prevent Water Leakages by Cool: 10:15pm On Dec 16, 2016
Good day everyone.

Kindly advice on the precautions to be taken when building a wet room (shower room) in a house.
In the house I live currently, the wet room soaks the wall of the room directly below the wet room on the lower floor.

Please advise on how to properly construct a wet room to prevent such leakage and how to rectify this current situation.


Thank you.
Education / Re: 2016 Utme Should Be Remarked. Journalists, Is A Source Of Income by Cool: 4:20am On Mar 08, 2016
Definitely, JAMB2016 is questionable.
JAMB should announce the process for asking for a script to be re-marked, and should do so fast.

Pressures should be mounted via all available means.

The integrity of JAMB exam is important to Nigeria's societal growth, since it directly affects access to tertiary education in the country.

Infact, my concern was aroused by the sudden change in the start date of the exam - from 29th February to 27th February. Why would an examination board of such repute change a publicly announced start date without obvious reasons, no explanations and no apologies. However, since the candidates didn't raise any eyebrow, I commended the Nigerian spirit in our youth - the spirit of survival despite unreasonable pressures - and I saluted their gallantry as they presented for the exams on the 27th of February.

Events that have subsequently ensued however have made my heart bleed. From the 40 extra marks given to some candidates by JAMB, to the various challenges at the exam centres, to JAMB changing subject combinations of candidates, to abrupt changes in candidates exam centres to towns several states apart, to the cries of candidates about the exam results they received........the list of worries about this 2016 JAMB is unending.

In a bid to advise candidates on appropriate routes for formal complaints, I discovered two websites: www.jamb.org.ng and www.jamb.gov.ng
Both seem to be maintained by JAMB, contain different vital information for candidates but with link in only one direction! Another source of amazement. Why two different * effectively unlinked* websites by the same organisation?

So, how does JAMB advise candidates to complain about their experiences during the exam or their scores? No guidance at all on either of the two websites. This for me, is just the final straw.

Every reputable examination body that I have encountered provides a process for a candidate to log a complaint or ask for a script to be remarked. WAEC, GCSE, Cambridge, SAT, GMAT etc.

JAMB should have/set up a process for complaints and advise it publicly and quickly. It is also essential for a timeline to be advised so that all issues are dealt with before marks are sent to universities. Anything short of this is a disservice to Nigerians as a whole.

I encourage candidates who have been unfairly affected to keep speaking up until they are heard. You are the social media generation. Use that medium for this good cause.

Also, send messages to private TV stations and print media via email, facebook, twitter etc.
Hopefully, one of them will see the need to take up this issue of JAMB2016 for public interest reasons.
Health / Re: Expectant Mum Suffers Womb Rupture In Police Cell (photos) by Cool: 2:49pm On Jan 28, 2016
elpatch:
Uterine rupture at 8weeks without trauma/perforation!!?i don't get it.


Not only that!

Nigerian comedy!

Further get amused by noting that the uterine rupture is said to have been caused by breath seizure due to stench from the environment!!!
Events / Re: Pictures From My Graduation Ceremony by Cool: 1:02pm On Jan 22, 2016
Congratulations. I wish you the very best.
Properties / Are Aluminum Roofs Noisy? by Cool: 2:37am On Nov 09, 2015
Hello!

The house I reside is roofed with Aluminum and it's very noisy when it rains.
Why is this so please?

This noise is making me consider the stone-coated roof tiles for my own use.
Otherwise, I'd use the aluminium roofing products.

Are all aluminum roofs noisy? If not, what probably went wrong in the place I'm staying?

Thanks.

Cool
Properties / Re: Dstv/ Free to Air Satellite tv Stations/ Multi-dwelling Unit Installation by Cool: 4:52pm On Nov 06, 2015
With FTA, can each occupant tune to his preferred station or are they all limited to one station?
Education / SSCE Result Scratch Card Outlets by Cool: 11:19am On Aug 12, 2015
Hi!

Please where are the scratch cards sold?
I've checked a couple of banks but no success.

Kindly direct.

Thanks.
Business / Re: Your Dormant Bank Account Could Put You In Trouble by Cool: 10:18am On Aug 05, 2015
Truflame:
The best bank in Nigeria is GTbank. Make thorough inquiries before transacting with other banks. They can really frustrate the living daylight in you


GTBank - don't even go there!
* If you have not tried anything beyond routine cash transactions with GTBank, you may be deceived.
* Until you have scrutinized your account statements over the last 3 years and do not see unexplainable debits, please say nothing. I mean amounts that most people will tend to overlook like N10, N12 etc with narratives that seem to be written in a foreign language.
* When you get to a GTBank customer service desk and you are treated warmly, not like a bother - then speak.
* When GTBank makes an error on your account and offers you an apology, please speak.

GTBank - a dying glory.

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Car Talk / Re: His Car Revs Up & Down By Itself by Cool: 2:51pm On Jun 16, 2015
Okay!
This is the *most interesting* thread I've read in this auto section.
The op has been advised and I've had a good laugh.
Well done all, well done!

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Crime / Wrong Bank Debit - Who Do I Report To? by Cool: 4:22pm On May 13, 2015
Advice needed please.

A bank I use passed a wrong debit into my account for services I neither requested for nor enjoyed.
They have refused to respond to my request to reverse the debit; they just kept mute.
I also have reasons to suspect that this debit (a small amount) was passed to many of their customers fraudulently.

I've tried two central bank email addresses but the emails were not delivered (seems the addresses are not working)
i.e. info@cenbank.org and info@cbn.gov.ng

Where should I forward my complaint to please?

Thanks.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Church Praise & Worship Songs Here by Cool: 1:13am On May 04, 2015
Thanks to everyone for these wonderful posts. A few songs that came to my mind while I was going through the posts here.

1.
Eyin le to be
Eyin le to oooo
Eyin le to lati gba ogo
Eyin le to o baba

2.
Hallelujah for the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth
Hallelujah, Hallelujah Praise the Lord
Hallelujah for the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth
Hallelujah, Hallelujah Praise the Lord

3.
Oba awon oba
Oba awon oba o
Jesu l’oruko re

4.
I’ve got my mind made up
And I won’t turn back
Cos I want to see my Jesus someday
X2
Goodbye world, I stay no longer with you
Goodbye pleasures of sin, I stay no longer with you
I’ve made up my mind to go God’s way the rest of my life x2


5.
You can never never fail x3
Jesus the same forever

6.
Alagbara l'olorun mi
Alagbara ni Jesu mi o
Oba to l’aye at’ekun re ni ikawo
Ko ma s’ohun ti ko le se

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Car Talk / Re: How To Spot A 'kazeem' (kazeem's Top Fixes) by Cool: 6:21pm On Apr 30, 2015
Kazeems come in various shapes and sizes.

The 'most interesting' I've come across is a well-known autodoctor that runs a very informative radio programme.
I took my 2007 kia cerato car to their workshop because of some vibration.

They gave me a long list of things they would change: ranging from engine seat to fuel nozzle because each of those things could cause the problem. Gave me a bill that was over N300,000 (yes, over three hundred thousand naira).

I asked whether some of the things could be repaired rather than changed and they said, "We don't repair things here, we change". I jejely drove my car away from the place and gave it to a classic Kazeem who sorted the vibration out. Total cost: N27,000 (yes, twenty seven thousand naira). That was about 6months ago and the car has been working well since then.

Okay, before the auto champions ask me too many detailed questions I can't answer. All I know is that the first Kazeem had a wonderful sense of humour and his own trick is to list for you all possible causes of the problem and tell you they will be changed without getting a specific diagnosis of the problem.

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Education / Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Cool: 9:37am On Apr 28, 2015
PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
In fact, we should also watch you closely!!
Nice one!
Family / Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by Cool: 12:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
mmsen:

Your comment was worthy of my 'tone'.

I respect your point of view but the tone.....No!
NYSC / Re: SAED (NYSC Skill Training) In Osun State Is The Best (Pictures) by Cool: 1:17pm On Nov 24, 2014
Well, I haven't used any of Strongbest's products but I made liquid soap myself using the method he taught on the thread shown below.
https://www.nairaland.com/1798724/free-skill-acquisition-e-center

The liquid soap that resulted was mild and pleasant in its feel. As a long-term user of Morning Fresh and Mama Gold, I'm pleased to note that I preferred the feel of the soap that resulted from the use of Strongbest's method. It also does not dry out my skin like most other soaps and detergents.

So, my inference would be that provided Strongbest does not commercialise his liquid soap by cutting corners in production, his soap would stand at least shoulder-to-shoulder with better known brands (or even tower above the others - going by my experience).

Btw Strongbest, thanks for the thread referred to above! I didn't post a feedback so, I seized this opportunity. Keep up the good work.

Regards,

Cool

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Properties / Re: Dangote Slashes Cement Price By 40% by Cool: 3:18pm On Nov 13, 2014
KDK:

I was given Dangote cement @ 1400 per bag to site (if buying 300) but I bought Lafarge ( aka elephant cement which is my preference since my place is water logged) @ 1350 to the site.

Please give me your supplier's contacts.

Thanks.
Politics / Re: What Is The Diff Btw A Minister And A Minister Of State In The Same Ministry? by Cool: 11:25am On Oct 24, 2014
Yungwizzzy:


I have two answers

1. The minister is the oga and the minister of state is the vice/deputy

2. The latter is not necessary since the former is not even functional

so the difference is that they all wasting tax payers money!!

I've just had a good hearty laugh.
Infact, I'm still ROTFL!
Politics / Re: "Horn Free Day": Lagosians, What's The Situation Report At Your Place? by Cool: 7:10pm On Oct 15, 2014
I'm back home now and I'm proud to say that we didn't use the horn at all.

Okay, okay, full disclosures....... I didn't drive but I was very impressed by the fact that my driver was determined not to use his horn and was very patient and calm. Infact, when we got to my street, I just started applauding him. A whole day without honking.

I'm going to try it soon, with me at the wheels. Oh God help me o!!

In my opinion, the important thing is that an awareness has been created. The mixed reviews don't surprise me, infact 100% adherence would have been scary (I'd have been on the lookout for aliens!).

Up Lagos! Up Up Lagosians. We did it!!!

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Soakaway(septic Tank) by Cool: 6:31pm On Oct 12, 2014
Thanks a lot to all.
I'm well-guided!

Cool
Properties / Re: Cost Of Soakaway(septic Tank) by Cool: 12:26pm On Oct 12, 2014
Proposed dimensions and labour costs for our work. Experts please advise.

Septic tank: Length 8ft 3", width 7ft, depth 8ft 10"
Soak away: Length 6ft, width 5ft, depth 6ft

Carpenter N35000
Iron bender N35000
Bricklayer N65000

I think I read somewhere on this forum that the depth of a septic tank/ soak away must be 12ft. Please advise.

Thanks.

Cool

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Soakaway(septic Tank) by Cool: 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2014
mufutau55:
There are various discussions and price comparison for different sizes of Soak-Away in this forum.
Do a search and you should see plenty to read about.

Hajji M.

Hi Hajj M.,

I searched through the forum but didn't see comprehensive discussions on soak-away/septic tank; just bits and pieces.
Kindly post some links please. We're working on ours and we'd like some guidance on dimensions and labour costs.

Btw, I noticed in a thread that Spyder talked about waterproof cement and you also confirmed using it for your soak-away.
That was not included in the quote we received. Is it only used for some types of soak-aways? Please advise.

Thanks.

Cool
Properties / Re: Pls Friends Help A Brother Before He Is Duped by Cool: 8:21pm On Oct 10, 2014
Check out the posts of 'Lawyer' on this forum.
You may wish to contact him.
Properties / Re: THE BEST WAY TO STAY STYLISHLY ON TOP by Cool: 7:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
KENNSAMMY:

Please take a closer look at the item below. Probably you don't know what they are or rather, what they're capable of being used to achieve.

So, what's it? Tell us about it.

Cool
Properties / Re: A Cheap,reliable,land Own By Frsc Officer by Cool: 1:32pm On Sep 27, 2014
Please show pictures of the surrounding area/neighbourhood buildings.
Properties / Re: POP AND PVC CEILING, SCREEDING anywhere in Nigeria. by Cool: 12:22pm On Sep 27, 2014
Posting your prices would encourage people to call you if your price is right and especially if people whose jobs you've done are happy with you and give good reviews about your work.

We would also be considering our options for roofing very soon.

Best regards,

Cool

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Properties / Re: Ceiling POP Designs For Your House by Cool: 12:10pm On Sep 27, 2014
Present Sir!

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