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Food / Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Guapo(m): 2:11pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
t'was a long time ago, we bought bag of OMO detergent and someone mistakenly put it in the kitchen store. As my mum served my dinner (beans) NEPA took light but i was so hungry that i made way for the kitchen store to fetch garri for my beans (as a kid i add garri to my beans), unknown to me that i had OMO in the container. I had spread the OMO and started eating when the lantern was lighted. My sister saw the awful look on ma face and asked 'kilo she e?' (what happened to you?) i replied 'mo ti je OMO' (i have eaten OMO). I tot i would die o. That nite i drank palm oil like water i vomited with my bowels coming clean from the power of OMO My sis told my gf this story and i was so 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Halima Abubakar by Guapo(m): 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Just passing 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson - I'll Marry Iyanya If He Proposes' by Guapo(m): 1:07pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
solomon111: That is pretty harsh.. |
Religion / Re: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by Guapo(m): 3:32pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Live and let Live |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney : Election Night Thread by Guapo(m): 5:16am On Nov 07, 2012 |
he takes OHIO. Deafening cheers out there |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney : Election Night Thread by Guapo(m): 5:14am On Nov 07, 2012 |
OBAMA wins |
Car Talk / Re: Danfo Drivers/conductors To Wear Uniforms And Badges In Lagos by Guapo(m): 4:51pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
died of laughter 1 Like |
Travel / Re: UKBA Officers Caught In Lagos Filing Fake Visa Application For Maid by Guapo(m): 9:05am On Oct 16, 2012 |
chucky234: Does anyone pay a nanny as much as £300 in Nigeria? They should have allow the poor woman to follow the couple to UK jare,at least they would have provided with food and apartment tax free.that is NGN77,400. the nanny sef go dey vex. "no fight for me na! who send you?" 6 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Named Best-African Act At MTV Europe Music Awards 2012 by Guapo(m): 8:57am On Oct 16, 2012 |
dammytosh: 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: Mikel, Moses & Utaka Nominated For CAF Awards by Guapo(m): 11:35am On Oct 05, 2012 |
stagger:help me tell am |
Politics / Re: Ikoyi-lekki Link Bridge To Be Commissioned By November by Guapo(m): 3:36pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
omowolewa: This is good men! it is called aerial view |
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Guapo(m): 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
sup gud people, my brother picked up his passport today and it was successful. He has bin full of thanks all day cos i directed him frm start to finish. Its only fair to forward those thanks to the wonderful guyz who took out time to help frm part 1 til date. Justwise, donxavier, kunlewoye, dharkchild, azed and d rest, i say thank you. |
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Guapo(m): 10:08am On Aug 23, 2012 |
johann86: @guapo please when did u apply?? what date?? Wishing u all d best and goodluck as u pick up ur visa thanks johann, he applied on the 27th of july @ d ikeja centre. Thanks guys for d prompt reply, he is on his way. |
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Guapo(m): 7:00am On Aug 23, 2012 |
Hello Justwise and other top guys, my brother just tracked his application and he was told the application is ready for collection. The issue is that he has not received an sms from vfs instructing him to do same. Can he still go pick it up or should he wait for the sms? Thanks |
Travel / Re: The Most Embarrassing Places To Live In The UK (just For A Laugh) by Guapo(m): 3:33pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
Our dear God installed the 'sense of humour' application in our brains, but its obvious some of us have deleted it. I had a good laugh with the 'happybottom' name. nice one JustWise 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Guapo(m): 2:39pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
this joke expired 10 yrs ago 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Should Eko Atlantic City Bid For 2028 Olympics by Guapo(m): 7:30pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
i would personally love to design the bid |
Politics / Re: Sun Newspaper Editor, Steve Nwosu Shot By Bandits.. by Guapo(m): 9:19am On Jul 26, 2012 |
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIPdid you read the part that says Nwosu survived the gun shots 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Picture Of GEJ And CJN Mukhtar by Guapo(m): 1:11pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
picture of Gej and CJN so phucking wat! should i eat them? 1 Like |
Business / Re: FG To Ban Foreign Goods That Have Local Substitutes by Guapo(m): 1:07pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
Seun: This is bad Economics. Most foreign goods and services have local substitutes: |
Sports / Re: Nigerian Premier League Rated Best In Africa For 2012 by Guapo(m): 6:53pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
the IFHHS must be high on cement when they reached that conclusion. what nonsense! |
Travel / Re: Are Nigerian Student Visa Applications To UK Mostly Bogus? by Guapo(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Its not true! Most go to the UK with legitimate reasons. ok lets say 70% go for study, while 30% go through that means to scatter for jand and disappear . Breaking down the 70% legit applications, you'l find out that like justwise said only about 20% of that class of students default base on circumstance while the 80% study and conplete the program. let them introduce the face me i face u ish, naijirian students will still enter UK I told ma broda who is applying next month about the proposed introduction of interviews, and he said "ehen, no be english we wan talk?" abeg |
Nairaland / General / Nairaland's Silliest Topics by Guapo(m): 5:25pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
This days i pray before logging in to nairaland that i do not stumble on any silly topic. They have become so numerous this days Send the link of the silly topics you have read so we can share your pain 1 Like |
Business / Re: Do You Remember These Naira Notes And Coins? by Guapo(m): 3:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
alexola20: Anytime I remember those days in the 80s,I weep for Nigeria.Because things have really gone bad.Ami! 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: In Your Opinion Would You Call Me Handsome? by Guapo(m): 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
I wonder what the OP is thinking ryt now Its bin a long day for him with these crucifying comments If i rate u high ma father will disown me |
TV/Movies / Re: What Has Happened To NN24 News Channel? by Guapo(m): 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
i guess someone got broke |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hosni Mubarak Is Dead? by Guapo(m): 11:32pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
He is dead on Nairaland. |
Fashion / Re: Miss World 2012: Meet The Africans by Guapo(m): 6:40pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Tlz4real: i think d nigeria girl pretty enough, so u peeps shuld pls stop condeming her. All d guys saying she's ugly, pls post d pics of ur babes let's assess ur sense of judgement.Hey don't even go there! Do u want to crash this site's servers |
Romance / Re: Whats Your Relationship/dating Status? by Guapo(m): 6:17pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Noba 1 |
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Power Reform Is Positive,working and on track by Guapo(m): 5:46pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
I believe the power sector will soon experience the transformation enjoyed by the telecoms sector. Ever since that transformation occurred in telecoms, I changed ma view of the whole economy. Some sectors are really experiencing change. Corruption has eaten deep to the very core of our existence as a nation, power issues should be history by now. I don't blame those who can't feel the change yet. They will only feel the change when they see it. But after going thru d program of d present administration, I am fully convinced that the transformation is closer than ever before. But this sector needs the Petroleum sector to step on d gas pedal with d issue of gas supply. With this slow motion, I don't see a remarkable improvement in power until like 5yrs time. A country like nigeria needs power generation of up to 50k MW, at dis pace it may take a decade to get there. GEJ wants to solve this power issue, that I believe. Gone are the days of queuing at a NITEL booth just to call US, I call today from ma bedside. I am positive I'll be saying something similar about electricity soon. Hw I wish our leaders av no trace of corruption in them, naija wuld av soared higher than dis. |
Phones / Re: What Are Your Favourite BlackBerry Applications? by Guapo(m): 11:45am On Jun 18, 2012 |
jude33084: Pls my bb 9300 is showing; Uncaught exception: java lang errorVisit this thread for quicker response www.nairaland.com/605352/all-blackberry-bb-problems-post |
Phones / Re: What Are Your Favourite BlackBerry Applications? by Guapo(m): 10:58am On Jun 18, 2012 |
jude33084:It captures ur present screen display and saves it as an image file. 1 Like |
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