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Politics / Re: Sada Idris & Co To Audit NNPC. Check Out Their Website! by jimjones: 11:42am On Jan 22, 2012
lol. calabar state polytechnics.
Forum Games / Re: Make A New Year Wish For The Person Above You by jimjones: 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2012
may god test the faith of goodluck ebele jonathan like he did job in the bible in jesus mighty name, amem!!!!!!!!!!
Travel / Re: Obudu Cattle Ranch, Calabar-picture Gallery by jimjones: 12:39pm On Dec 05, 2011
Okija_juju:

120,000'k Is for a 3-bedroom house/lodge. Its in one of the Pictures on display!

Its not in Calabar, but Cross-Rivers State!!

okija, wish wan you dey? nor be me talk say the place dey Calabar in the first place. second off, there's no such place as CROSS-RIVERS STATE!:|
Travel / Re: Obudu Cattle Ranch, Calabar-picture Gallery by jimjones: 10:33am On Dec 05, 2011
@OP: there's no such place in Calabar
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Vs Dr Sign Fireman: Who's Faker? by jimjones: 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2011
name me a man/woman of god that's practicing christianity as thought by christ. if spreading his message was so important, jesus should have copped private chariots complete with security personnel, and knocked about in ships and sh.it(not 4kin canoes) spreading his good word. 4kin idiots singling out joshua and the sign guy, who's genuine - na oyakhilome, or okotie, or those mega criminals adeboye and the other 4ka, oyedepo? is it joel osteen(who supports the homos), or eddie long(who's actually homo, and goes about f.u.cking little boys?? even joagbaje is a fake, just trying to get his own paper and maybe buy his own private jet down the line.

call me up right after god dishes out the job treatment to these 4kas i listed above, and they make it through. only then will i burn in the furnace for them.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghaddafi Is Gone, Now They Are Killing Themselves by jimjones: 9:24pm On Nov 14, 2011
Skii:

What do we have here? An upset in the making? shocked shocked

A right swinging uppercut from jp phillips and no reply yet from beaf,

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

does beaf really have the ability to make a sensible arguement? he's prolly consulting reuben abati right now. 4ka just got eaten by jp phillips, i reckon he tastes bland as Bleep:|
Politics / Re: A Developed And Educated North Is The Last Thing Yorubas And Igbos Want by jimjones: 11:45am On Oct 17, 2011
this is what u get when an idiot like depilot is given access to a computer with internet. i'm pretty certain the igbos and yorubas are behind boko haram.

depilot = industrial strength retard
Politics / Re: Will Nigeria Ever Be Freed From Corruption? by jimjones: 11:41am On Oct 17, 2011
after electing ebele, they come here and ask stupid questions
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wikileaks’ James Bond Styled Secret Headquarters Revealed by jimjones: 10:38pm On Dec 15, 2010
it's funny how people talk nonsense with a lotta confidence,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI1o6nHhwTc&feature=player_embedded

fools, i guess that's photoshop too?
Politics / Re: Your’re Disloyal To Pdp, Jonathan Tells Atiku by jimjones: 6:25pm On Dec 04, 2010
deols:

GEJ's loyalty is to be first to Nigeria but he seems to be more concerned about loyalty to his party, the party that guarantees him success through rigging, It would have made sense if his post is about congratulating the judiciary for a job well-done and for instilling hope in the mind of the Nigerian people, Gosh!

darn right, deols! anybody who mourns when justice is RIGHTFULLY served is definitively a deadhead. i quite frankly dont care about atiku, or his actual reasons for "laughing;" but the judiciary should be congratulated for restoring the mandate of osun people, and adequately equipped to make them more efficient in the future. jonathan wouldnt know anything about that, he's birdbrained and a straight up i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e. who has used his incumbency to shield his criminal wife from prosecution for financial crimes.

since they have all chosen to keep nigerians in bondage, i hope that they all die in plane crashes, and if they chose to travel by road, may dangote trucks run them over. these fools must not put us down for ever.
Religion / Re: Have You Prayed For Nigeria Today? by jimjones: 12:52pm On Oct 29, 2010
and your idea of action is prayer? name me just one nation that has prayed itself out of self-destruction or any other calamity for that matter. for over 50years, blithering idiots have been praying, and the bliddy country has gotten progressively worse. then a clueless chap like you shows up and requests further prayers.

when you go to your church or mosque or wherever the hell it is you worship that figment of your imagination, u can preach preach prayer there. on nairaland, try to be pragmatic.
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Snake In Umuahia by jimjones: 12:41pm On Oct 29, 2010
hahaha@", such miracles happen very  often in the church. “But we don’t advertise  it and we don’t use any fetish things here. We only engage in prayers"


, but of course grin
Politics / Re: Lets Rally Round To Support Donald Duke For President Come 2011 by jimjones: 11:57pm On Mar 09, 2010
@Mikeansy - good job putting out that much info on mr duke.

@chief fhemmy - just a little bit to add to what chief mikeansy has already said. on rural electrification - by the time he left office as governor of cross river state, over 80% of the state had been connected to the national grid, so whenever nepa fix dem wahala, the state's all wired up and ready to go!(no other state in naija can boast of that).

the obudu mountain race mentioned earlier is perhaps the most challenging and definitely the most lucrative on earth. it attracts the best mountain races on this here planet. the calabar carnival is the largest street party in africa, and the 3rd largest in the world. it is because of this man's visionary leadership that naija's equivalent of camp david(presidential retreat) is right up there on the ranch. cross river state is still the safest, cleanest state in country; with the most reformed civil service in nigeria. word on the street's that he is a consultant to the lagos and akwa-ibom state governments(*i no know for sure ooo, but y'all can connect the dots, yo, no disreseck to raj fash or the akwa-ibom guy*). hate him or love him, but u can see a bit of donald duke in every progressive governor today.

a few links for y'all, i hope they work

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Donald-Damien-Duke/18568433589?ref=mf

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=18568433589&topic=21150

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=18568433589&topic=21151

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=18568433589&topic=21318
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by jimjones: 1:36am On Dec 18, 2009
@chyk91: olu dara is nas' dad's adopted name. the yoruba priest that gace him that name could well have been from any yoruba speaking country in africa. so yea, we dnt have any concrete evidence that the man na naija man. we know him as chuck jones, lol


@post: Forest Whitaker traced his roots to naija(imo state precisely). o and Danny Glover, too,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Carling Cup: Blackburn Vs Chelsea[Penalties: 4 - 3] On Wed, 2nd Dec by jimjones: 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2009
shit!!! make that 3:4 - to chelsea! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Carling Cup: Blackburn Vs Chelsea[Penalties: 4 - 3] On Wed, 2nd Dec by jimjones: 11:00pm On Dec 02, 2009
seen it all before, chelsea wins - 2 : 4. cool
Religion / Re: Prayer For President Musa Yaradua Of Nigeria by jimjones: 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2009
@skyone

mrs kumuyi - faith the size of mount everest, 'real' believer in christ, and most definitely holier than the pope!, died of some sickness, in the hospital. perhaps she had more faith in modern medicine than jesus the healer, perhaps jesus/god was not in the mood to heal her via her miracle working husband, despite all the prayers and fasting, i'm certain the poor woman knows better now wink,


all u prayer warriors, keep praying for the president, and when he dies, i'm pretty certain y'all will be ready with some lame-duck excuses as to why the good lord failed to answer your prayers
Religion / Re: Whats Wrong With This Evolutionary Picture by jimjones: 8:41pm On Nov 28, 2009
@poster

what?! oh, an atheist is supposed to feel slighted by this pic? smh,

i can assure u that flying off the handle over such nonsense is not a character trait germane to atheists. try again, son, aint noffin wrong

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