naaaaaaaaaah...nor cook for your guy, just gi am mamaput(or iya basira) and some chill pure worah. sure enough, leave the cooking to someone else since you're too fuсking special. anu mpam

Awful production, 2Baba. Thanks for ruining a classic.

The president and his merry band of thieves -- praying for more GRACE to keep on being all but Christlike.

omotola jalade has to have the ugliest feet i've ever seen. damn!

Yea, Ojukwu knew! Woopty-fuсkin-do!

Ochillary:
This girl is 19 years old while flavour is 30 years plus

Is your point that they're both adults, or you're just an imbeсile?

...and most importantly draws you closer to God.

Hahahaha!! anu mpam.

Like someone already suggested, it may have something to do with the way most of us were raised. I was raised seeing meat as the prize. Like some kids, I hated food growing up, so meat was supposed to be the prize I got for making an acceptable attempt at finishing the food. My mother would lure me in by offering me a nice little piece, and then a nice huge chunk will be dangled -- parts of which will be offered in direct proportionality to the amount of food consumed. Finish the food, you get all the meat! Soon as I figured out my mother's evil plan, I threw a spanner in it. It was fuсk meat from then on. To this day, I couldn't care any less for meat even if I tried.

First off, who the feck is Onyeka Nwelue? Never 'erd of 'im. Whoever he is, he's got not even the slightest clue what a publicity stunt is. Publicity stunts are designed to get people(mostly the jobless lot(like Nwelue)) talking on end about SНIT. As evidenced by his tweets, this riffraff Nwelue, is doing more to perpetuate the divorce rumors than the very Tiwa Savage he's lashing out on. If jobless fuсkers like Nwelue learn to ignore stories like these, them stories will die natural deaths, and I wouldn't have to see this BS on the frontpage of Nairaland. Fuсkin' imbeсiles.

And these Nairaland moderators sef...walai, it'll be tragic if y'all actually get paid to do the shitty job y'all do on here.

Kill yourself...perhaps you'll then finally figure out that dead is dead, stuрid... Talking about, "might be rude if I do nothing." Rude to who?

A lotta great collabos have been mentioned already...but

Ruggedman - Ruggedy Baba ft 9ice.

This is the absolute greatest, IMHO.

Yea, but they could shake the SНIT out their fuсken assеs, though.

when are they gonna do the mosque "service"?

himkers:

That's my point. What made it 'dead on arrival?'
Is it a deliberate attempt by the foreign farmers to keep it away from Nigeria (and probably africa)?

Good lord....your way far, charleh. Smh...

One word - Religion.

Fat & mostly ugly overly airbrushed women.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the government of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.



*stand and applaud*

Ttalk: I pray there'll be no casualty

Aren't you special, you fuсking imbeсile!

So El-rufai peddles falsehoods, and you respond in kind by peddling even bigger falsehoods....and insulting Nigerians in the process. This is what passes for Christianity these days? This is how Jesus "the accused" would've responded?

Post hoc ergo propter hoc... i'm not the least bit surprised that a revered "prophet" will make this type of logical fallacy.

manmustwac: ... There are no out of the closet atheist Senators in White House

To be fair, there are no Senators in the White House.

The Nigerian Army has decided to join the propaganda war? Nobody gives a fuсk how many photographs of abandoned cars they release. When they defeat Boko Haram, we wouldn't need pictures as proof. We'll indeed know. I mean, today they claim they've pushed Boko Haram out of Jerusalem, tomorrow Boko Haram takes Jericho....then they think shitty photos like these will alter the perception Nigerians have of their glaring ineptitude. What's to show that this isn't another photo op? Is it the abandoned car, or the Boko Haram flag?...'cos those weapons could very well have been brought there by the army themselves.

I have no idea what that statement means.

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan A.K.A doroBuffoon, doroNitwit, doroBastard.

Characterizing the media's coverage of his wife's efforts to divorce him as “complete distortion of the facts in the pending proceedings in the United Kingdom”, the statement cited the coverage as "selfishly motivated" for political and financial advantage.

Really?!...for political advantage? hahahahahaha!! Wetin persin nor go hear for dis naija? Well let me just say that this is clearly the fault of GEJ and PDP....and now APC crying fowl trying to score cheap points! Yes, mr lawyer?...am i close?..Thunda faya you.

Evidently, Chris Brown has sparked a fire under their asses. Godspeed fellas.

Alright now, who the fuсk are these?

Idiоts. Always reactive, never proactive. This disease has been around the subregion for months, but these idiоts in government will only wait until someone dies of the fuсken disease in the Nigeria before they decide to do the needful.

Wittywizard: Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school..
Thank you

What i wanna know is how you got into university. Jesus-farkin-christ!

Woopty-fuсking-doo! With that ratface, i'll be goddamned if she can get someone to fuсk her before she's 50.


On the bright side, congrats on the graduation!