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|Health / Re: Airport Authorities Announce New Measures For Ebola by jimjones: 12:33am|
Idiоts. Always reactive, never proactive. This disease has been around the subregion for months, but these idiоts in government will only wait until someone dies of the fuсken disease in the Nigeria before they decide to do the needful.
|Education / Re: Another Nationwide ASUU Strike? by jimjones: 5:07pm On Jul 31|
Wittywizard: Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school..
What i wanna know is how you got into university. Jesus-farkin-christ!
|Education / Re: I Never Had Sex With Any Man —21 Year Old KWASU Best Graduating Student by jimjones: 10:01am On Jul 16|
Woopty-fuсking-doo! With that ratface, i'll be goddamned if she can get someone to fuсk her before she's 50.
On the bright side, congrats on the graduation!
|Family / Re: Options Available For Same A.s Genotype Couple by jimjones: 7:59am On Jul 13|
The question should be "Options Available For Same A.s Genotype Couple interested in having children."
There are tons of same genotype couples, not least AS couples, out in the world with no interest in procreation.
|Family / Re: Why Are Some Marriages So Boring? by jimjones: 9:17am On Jul 12|
Hexzyz: The reason is people don't depend on God for his perfect will in marriage. They go by what they see. God knows the heart of every individual and who is perfect for each other.
|Religion / Re: Traditionalists Demand Public Holidays, Board, Political Appointments by jimjones: 9:18am On Jul 06|
Seems pretty legit.
|Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Disgraces Okorocha At Oputa’s Burial Over N20M For Arrangements by jimjones: 4:18pm On Jun 28|
And right there's exactly the reason why Charlie Boy was 1000% right to nip that sh!!!t in the bud. A funeral service in honor of a man of impeccable character like Justice Oputa, should under no circumstances, be turned into a political theater. That's no way to show respect.
|Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by jimjones: 2:41pm On Jan 06|
Jerrick: Anytime I think about the scenario, I laugh and just shake my head. It was Christmas week and I went visiting my Uncle who stays in Ibadan. On 23 December, my uncle gave me some documents to get them photocopied. It's a known fact and no news that my uncle is the very stingy type. He calculated all I would spend and he made sure I won't be left with no change, imagine? .
imbеcile...with a stuрid name. what the hell kinda name is jerrik?
|Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by jimjones: 6:03pm On Jan 05|
Rеtard. ibibio is neither spoken in Cross River nor by Cross Riverians. And akwaibom is not in the southeast.
|Food / Re: Rice Is The Common Food Cooked For Christmas- Why? by jimjones: 4:22pm On Dec 25, 2013|
water is the common drink drank after every meal - why?
|Religion / Re: What Does Christmas Mean To You? by jimjones: 12:47pm On Dec 25, 2013|
|Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs A Female President - Oshiomhole, Fashola by jimjones: 9:56am On Oct 23, 2013|
nonsense. nigeria needs leaders that are selfless, have the best interest of the suffering masses/majority at heart, and know what the fuсk they're doing. not clueless alpha-numbskulls like jonathan. gender is irrelevant.
|Religion / Re: What Have You Suffered For Christ? by jimjones: 8:48pm On Oct 06, 2013|
i have suffered absolutely nothing for bros j. and by god i intend to keep it that way, in jesus mighty name, amem.
|Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Man Who Paints By Squirting With His Eyes- 'Eye Painting' by jimjones: 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2013|
no disrespect, but the point of this is fuсking what exactly?
|Politics / Re: President Media Chat On 29th September 2013 by jimjones: 12:13am On Sep 30, 2013|
today's presidential media chat is the most inspirational thing ever put on television. i sincerely believe there will never be another president as inspirational as goodluck ebele jonathan. my sincere thanks to the lord jesus h. christ, pope frank the first....oh, and of course Joe Pesci...how the fuсk could i forget Joe Pesci?
|Religion / Re: Who Is The Most Powerful Angel Created By God? by jimjones: 2:35pm On Sep 29, 2013|
oh, that would be the archangel ogbuefi ogunigbe nwanganga. his power broke the richter magnitude scale in 10000BC...repeating the same feat on 17 different occasions.
|Properties / 28billion EUR Luxury Italian Fashion Brand Looking To Expand To Nigeria. Advice! by jimjones: 11:11pm On Sep 18, 2013|
Hi everyone...apologies if this is the wrong section.
The issue here seems to be primarily about location. A third of the team are set on the idea of Abuja as the best location, while two-thirds seem to be convinced that Lagos is easily the best location. Kindly help us settle this score! Also, kindly recommend the MOST HIGHBROW locations within these cities, if you can.*keep in mind this is a pretty high-end luxury brand*
Any advice on the challenges a luxury fashion outfit could face doing business in Nigeria, is most appreciated!
Thanks for your time.
|Politics / Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by jimjones: 4:19am On Sep 10, 2013|
boys and girls, there's your government at work. thanks to the honorable imbeсile-in-chief, goodluck fuсking jonathan, boyloaf and co can be rest assured their miracle is on the way!
|Religion / Re: Would You Quit Your Job, If It Affects Church? by jimjones: 4:09pm On Sep 08, 2013|
god forbid bad ting. unless pastor go accept my tithes and offerings in groundnuts and cowries.
|Travel / Re: A Nairalander And His Family's First Vist To Nigeria by jimjones: 4:54pm On Aug 27, 2013|
Donmichaelz: My name is Franklin Adebayo Oluwaseyi,I am a Nigerian born in Canada,I lived all my live there,even though I speak like them,eat like them I still feel like am not one of them.
these fuсking attention seeking imbeсiles. smh...why not leave that cybercafe and go figure out where your next meal will come from?
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jimjones: 11:03pm On Aug 18, 2013|
i'm an atheist, kind sir. honest to any god just don't cut it for me. i wanna trust you aint with the government, but god knows i can't. his name is not enough.
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jimjones: 10:16pm On Aug 18, 2013|
don't i know you, homie? you work for the nairaland government, don't you? sorry man, i don't fuсks with the nairaland popo.
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jimjones: 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2013|
farkin arrogant douchebag, this modenine is, aint he? i've always maintained that this guy is irrelevant. he and his dickriding fans have an unrealistic/exaggerated sense of his "talent"(and i use that word loosely). if he's not jacking jay-z's song cry or girls girls girls, he's whining about x, y, or z. farkin immature friend! i remember how he responded when he was asked 'what his opinion was on the 50cent/idris abdulkareem beef'. his response was not only juvenile, it was retаrded.
mr modenine, nigerians have heard your bs rap songs, and most of them couldn't give a fuсk even if they tried! i triple dare you to send your records to kings of hardcore rap like the wutang clan or jedi mind tricks or....fuсk it, name your pick....let's see if any one of them would even consider collaborating with yo weakаss. the world has moved on from wherever the fuсk you think you're at. run along now, charleh...go write another arsenal song...or put out a 40-track album. your dickriders would sure appreciate that!
|Nairaland / General / Re: Is 123-yr-old Carmelo Florest, The World's Oldest Man? by jimjones: 4:08pm On Aug 16, 2013|
yea, i could give a fuсk.
|Politics / Re: Abiola's Family Has Forgiven Al Mustapha, Others by jimjones: 10:38pm On Aug 11, 2013|
forgiven him for what?
|Politics / Re: Text And Meaning Of Patrick Obahiagbon's Discussion On Rivers Crisis - By Sowore by jimjones: 4:52am On Aug 07, 2013|
ceah: I decided to share this interesting piece by Omoyele Sowore of Sahara Reporter which he posted on his facebook page.He posted the text and explain the meaning of Patrick Obahiagbon Igodomigodo's discussion while appearing on the Saturday Sunrise daily @ Channel TV. Enjoy -
the sahara reporters guy tried, innit...but he didn't have to go and start making some droppings up. so i'll just address his made up droppings:
4. gargantuan(NOT gargantua!) gaga - he aint referring to any 16th century bullsh!t. gargantuan, amongst other things, simply means "of immense size", and gaga in this context refers to irrational $h!t. so the high chief is saying the rivers crisis is massively irrational/nonsensical. simples. so of course, the sahara guy was on track until he took decided to push his luck by taking us to the 16th century.
5 and 6 go together(when spelt correctly, of course!). like @richardbry pointed out, it's "mene, mene, tekel, upharsin" from daniel 5:25. no further elucidation required here as @kgdavid and @adenlemmanuel done did so already.
*...meander the interstices of eschewable cataract* - well, here's one for yo a$$! while interstices(plural) means small narrow spaces between stuff, eschewable is not a word. it's one of those words obahiagbon creates in order to drive his point(you know, like kakitomoboplutocracy). obviously created from eschew, eschewable would therefore mean, that which could be eschewed(haha!). cataract in this context should mean a furious/violent downpour of kasala.
**for a good number of the other phrases he used, like transmogrify(metamorphose), terminus a quo(starting point), fons et origo(source and origin), terminus ad quem(end point, destination), etc, etc...he did also state synonyms for the good of the lesser mortals.**
|Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha Visits TB Joshua Immediately After Release by jimjones: 3:51pm On Jul 13, 2013|
eh..."...for posterity sake," michael faraday did NOT invent electricity. he invented the electric motor. NOBODY invented electricity.
|Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha Visits TB Joshua Immediately After Release by jimjones: 11:38am On Jul 13, 2013|
mandem, wetin persin nor go see for nairaland? you know, most troubling is the confidence with which he made those absolutely reтarded statements. also troubling is the fact that imbec!les like solidbroda often end-up in politics..."leading" and/or "representing" the hell outta the common man.
|Politics / Re: Imoke Donates 23-Months Salary To Church by jimjones: 5:03pm On Jul 10, 2013|
at least he's not spending 1 billion naira(tax payer's money!) on food like jona-cassava and his fat ugly wife.
|Politics / Re: FG Signs Ceasefire With Boko Haram by jimjones: 11:53pm On Jul 08, 2013|
chidindufrank: Did they surrender their weapons? JTF and FG should better watch their backs. Maybe this cease fire is for the ramadan after which bombing would continue.
chaleh, it's a ceasefire, not a surrender. that means they keep their weapons....they just don't shoot them for a specified period of time(x to indefinitely).
|Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by jimjones: 3:51pm On Jun 29, 2013|
there's plausible deniability here as inyanya did say he was joking. albeit, very classless from the guy.
notice the chick(emenaira) in the background twisting her waist or whatever that move is called? haha...by this time next week, next month, or next year, she'll be catching feelings and tweeting droppings on the twatter....she'll prolly make it into iyanya's next freestyle record.
ps: @ mr tim westwood, the least you could do is learn to pronounce the name of your guest, one would think.
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