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|Romance / Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by jimjones: 7:22pm On Oct 31, 2014|
naaaaaaaaaah...nor cook for your guy, just gi am mamaput(or iya basira) and some chill pure worah. sure enough, leave the cooking to someone else since you're too fuсking special. anu mpam
|Music/Radio / Re: 2face Idibia - Nfana Ibaga 2014 Remix (MUSIC) by jimjones: 4:56pm On Oct 27, 2014|
Awful production, 2Baba. Thanks for ruining a classic.
|Politics / Re: Photos Of President Jonathan Praying At Mount Carmel on Sunday by jimjones: 10:29am On Oct 27, 2014|
The president and his merry band of thieves -- praying for more GRACE to keep on being all but Christlike.
|Fashion / Re: Nigerian Female Celebrities Wearing Native Outfits ( Photos ) by jimjones: 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2014|
omotola jalade has to have the ugliest feet i've ever seen. damn!
|Politics / Re: Ojukwu Knew Obi Would Dump APGA – Obiano’s Aide by jimjones: 10:48am On Oct 25, 2014|
Yea, Ojukwu knew! Woopty-fuсkin-do!
|Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Confirms Relationship With Flavour by jimjones: 2:21pm On Oct 18, 2014|
Is your point that they're both adults, or you're just an imbeсile?
|Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Confirms Relationship With Flavour by jimjones: 9:48pm On Oct 17, 2014|
...and most importantly draws you closer to God.
Hahahaha!! anu mpam.
|Food / Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by jimjones: 9:16am On Oct 03, 2014|
Like someone already suggested, it may have something to do with the way most of us were raised. I was raised seeing meat as the prize. Like some kids, I hated food growing up, so meat was supposed to be the prize I got for making an acceptable attempt at finishing the food. My mother would lure me in by offering me a nice little piece, and then a nice huge chunk will be dangled -- parts of which will be offered in direct proportionality to the amount of food consumed. Finish the food, you get all the meat! Soon as I figured out my mother's evil plan, I threw a spanner in it. It was fuсk meat from then on. To this day, I couldn't care any less for meat even if I tried.
|Celebrities / Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by jimjones: 3:48pm On Oct 02, 2014|
First off, who the feck is Onyeka Nwelue? Never 'erd of 'im. Whoever he is, he's got not even the slightest clue what a publicity stunt is. Publicity stunts are designed to get people(mostly the jobless lot(like Nwelue)) talking on end about SНIT. As evidenced by his tweets, this riffraff Nwelue, is doing more to perpetuate the divorce rumors than the very Tiwa Savage he's lashing out on. If jobless fuсkers like Nwelue learn to ignore stories like these, them stories will die natural deaths, and I wouldn't have to see this BS on the frontpage of Nairaland. Fuсkin' imbeсiles.
And these Nairaland moderators sef...walai, it'll be tragic if y'all actually get paid to do the shitty job y'all do on here.
|Family / Re: What Do I On Birthdays Of Lost Loved Ones by jimjones: 9:32am On Oct 01, 2014|
Kill yourself...perhaps you'll then finally figure out that dead is dead, stuрid... Talking about, "might be rude if I do nothing." Rude to who?
|Music/Radio / Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by jimjones: 10:45pm On Sep 28, 2014|
A lotta great collabos have been mentioned already...but
Ruggedman - Ruggedy Baba ft 9ice.
This is the absolute greatest, IMHO.
|Family / Re: Real Men Do Not Beat Their Wives by jimjones: 9:56pm On Sep 28, 2014|
Yea, but they could shake the SНIT out their fuсken assеs, though.
|Religion / Re: 54th Independence Anniversary Church Service, On NTA (Photo News) by jimjones: 5:25pm On Sep 28, 2014|
when are they gonna do the mosque "service"?
|Agriculture / Re: Why Can't Apples Grow In Nigeria? by jimjones: 11:31am On Sep 27, 2014|
Good lord....your way far, charleh. Smh...
|Culture / Re: What Is Preventing Africa From Experiencing A Cultural Renaissance? by jimjones: 9:47am On Sep 23, 2014|
One word - Religion.
|Celebrities / Re: Bold & Beautiful Nollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by jimjones: 1:37pm On Sep 20, 2014|
Fat & mostly ugly overly airbrushed women.
|Politics / Re: Nigerian Govt Explanation Unacceptable-south Africa by jimjones: 7:55am On Sep 19, 2014|
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the government of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
*stand and applaud*
|Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At FCE Kano? by jimjones: 9:10pm On Sep 17, 2014|
Ttalk: I pray there'll be no casualty
Aren't you special, you fuсking imbeсile!
|Politics / Re: Seized Aircraft: CAN Attacks El Rufai, Lai Mohammed by jimjones: 9:04am On Sep 17, 2014|
So El-rufai peddles falsehoods, and you respond in kind by peddling even bigger falsehoods....and insulting Nigerians in the process. This is what passes for Christianity these days? This is how Jesus "the accused" would've responded?
|Nairaland / General / Re: Strange Aircraft Responsible For Building Collapse-TB Joshua by jimjones: 11:28am On Sep 14, 2014|
Post hoc ergo propter hoc... i'm not the least bit surprised that a revered "prophet" will make this type of logical fallacy.
|Religion / Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by jimjones: 10:07am On Sep 14, 2014|
manmustwac: ... There are no out of the closet atheist Senators in White House
To be fair, there are no Senators in the White House.
|Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Release Photos From The Battle In Konduga by jimjones: 1:51am On Sep 14, 2014|
The Nigerian Army has decided to join the propaganda war? Nobody gives a fuсk how many photographs of abandoned cars they release. When they defeat Boko Haram, we wouldn't need pictures as proof. We'll indeed know. I mean, today they claim they've pushed Boko Haram out of Jerusalem, tomorrow Boko Haram takes Jericho....then they think shitty photos like these will alter the perception Nigerians have of their glaring ineptitude. What's to show that this isn't another photo op? Is it the abandoned car, or the Boko Haram flag?...'cos those weapons could very well have been brought there by the army themselves.
|Religion / Re: Synagogue Church Statement On Collapsed Building by jimjones: 11:39am On Sep 13, 2014|
I have no idea what that statement means.
|Politics / Re: GEJ Says The #bringbackgoodluck2015 Banners Should Be Brought Down by jimjones: 10:33am On Sep 10, 2014|
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan A.K.A doroBuffoon, doroNitwit, doroBastard.
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|Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome's Lawyer Threatens To Sue Media Houses by jimjones: 2:59pm On Sep 04, 2014|
Really?!...for political advantage? hahahahahaha!! Wetin persin nor go hear for dis naija? Well let me just say that this is clearly the fault of GEJ and PDP....and now APC crying fowl trying to score cheap points! Yes, mr lawyer?...am i close?..Thunda faya you.
|Music/Radio / Re: Official Video: P-square Ft T.I - Ejeajo by jimjones: 12:49pm On Aug 30, 2014|
Evidently, Chris Brown has sparked a fire under their asses. Godspeed fellas.
|Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of The Aneke Twins by jimjones: 1:59pm On Aug 27, 2014|
Alright now, who the fuсk are these?
|Health / Re: Airport Authorities Announce New Measures For Ebola by jimjones: 12:33am On Aug 01, 2014|
Idiоts. Always reactive, never proactive. This disease has been around the subregion for months, but these idiоts in government will only wait until someone dies of the fuсken disease in the Nigeria before they decide to do the needful.
|Education / Re: Another Nationwide ASUU Strike? by jimjones: 5:07pm On Jul 31, 2014|
Wittywizard: Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school..
What i wanna know is how you got into university. Jesus-farkin-christ!
|Education / Re: I Never Had Sex With Any Man —21 Year Old KWASU Best Graduating Student by jimjones: 10:01am On Jul 16, 2014|
Woopty-fuсking-doo! With that ratface, i'll be goddamned if she can get someone to fuсk her before she's 50.
On the bright side, congrats on the graduation!
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