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Romance / Re: Nigerian Boyfriends Should Be Paid! by johnkey: 12:13pm On Jul 06, 2022
All these sounds strange to me tho

Hookup gang, na mumu dey get girlfriend
Romance / Re: Why African Couples Are Not Romantic by johnkey: 12:11pm On Jul 06, 2022
Even while taking the stroll, the husband will be in the front while the wife will be at the back not too close to the man
Romance / Re: Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now ?? by johnkey: 12:08pm On Jul 06, 2022
Currently listening to Lucky dube's '' it's not easy'' while reading this


Coincidence?
Romance / Re: Woman Celebrates 1 Year Anniversary With Her Man Whom She Friend Zone For 25yrs by johnkey: 11:57am On Jul 06, 2022
A simple fool is always left with the overused pĆ¼ssy

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Romance / Re: Brethren Hell Fire And Heaven Is Real!!! by johnkey: 10:19am On Jul 06, 2022
AllenforGOD:
don't say that heaven and hell are real.repent so you'll not endup in hell
prove it then


Real ko Real Madrid ni
Celebrities / Re: Bnxn(buju) Slams Troll Who Body-shamed Him Following His Afronation Performance by johnkey: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2022
Troll is definitely a Tinubu supporter
Politics / Re: Imagine A House Built In 1930 Still Stand Out. by johnkey: 7:38pm On Jul 05, 2022
You're senseless for taking us on a ride

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Romance / Re: Brethren Hell Fire And Heaven Is Real!!! by johnkey: 1:12pm On Jul 05, 2022
Heaven and hell are all made up stories
Romance / Re: Seun Looks Like A Woman(his Photos) by johnkey: 12:51pm On Jul 05, 2022
Simps signature look


Very weak dude, I'm sure he's a one minute man

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Crime / Re: Owo Church Massacre: Father And 11-Year-Old Daughter Laid To Rest In Enugu by johnkey: 8:08pm On Jul 04, 2022
It's a pity nothing will happen to their killers, useless country with no justice system
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is The Most Popular Politician In Nigeria Now Pictures Included by johnkey: 7:33pm On Jul 04, 2022
tosintoks:
Correction: he's the most popular Nigerian politician on Social Media. Abdullahi the gateman and Iya Basira the Amala seller are not on Twitter or Nairaland, and I can assure you they are not going to vote for him.
oponu because abdullahi and Iya basira are buying one derica of rice at 200 naira abi? Una no just get sense, people are suffering amidst increases of price everyday and you expect then to still vote the same people lol, Ori yin mape very soon
Family / Re: Man weeps uncontrollably after discovering his child isn't his (Video) by johnkey: 11:44am On Jul 03, 2022
Serves the idiot right
Celebrities / Re: When You See Me, Thank Me- Khole Tells Ladies For Not Snatching Their Boyfriends by johnkey: 11:38am On Jul 03, 2022
Oponu ayirada
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Is Becoming Mentally Derailing. by johnkey: 11:13am On Jul 03, 2022
nkemjacob2:
No job. let me dont hit on what job seekers pass through while looking for job. When you intend starting your own business with the little capital you have inflation will want to chase you out of business. What do you want us to do?
you mean 'mentally'
Politics / Re: My Diehard Obi-dient Neighbor Is Now 100% Batified. See His Reason by johnkey: 11:02am On Jul 03, 2022
You must be very stupid if you believe this cock and bull story cheesy


And you must have really low IQ if you support Tinubu or Atiku after what Nigeria has passed through

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi That Will Make Northern Masses Love Him More (pictures) by johnkey: 10:42am On Jul 03, 2022
Wisetrue99:

What is there to explain

Your answer to my questions are the explanations you need

The answers itself should be self explanatory enough to you

Except you belong to the low level IQs which is what I am beginning to suspect
grin
lol anyone supporting those old sick vibrating idiots definitely have low IQ

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Gifts Zimbabwe New $160 Million Parliament Building by johnkey: 4:32am On Jul 03, 2022
All these powerful countries are already planning for 100-200 years ahead while this useless naija is still stuck 50 years behind

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NYSC / Re: Abuja Corper, Stephanie Terungwa Buried (Pictures) by johnkey: 6:39pm On Jul 01, 2022
So this is the family that birthed a runs girl, what were they looking at when their daughter was doing runs upadan Abuja...


One spanner lost
Romance / Re: Man Seen Sweeping In-law's Compound, Wife Says It's Their Culture (video) by johnkey: 6:37pm On Jul 01, 2022
G0LANHEIGHTS:

Hahaha. O.B.O baddest. grin, I don send you Pm abeg try reply me.
I hail bruv, my mail for this account no dey work again oh
Politics / Re: All Progressives Congress: The Ruling Party Eating Its Young by johnkey: 6:36pm On Jul 01, 2022
yuzjet:


The only thing you could inherit from your parents are their mumu genes.
oponu you inherited poverty from your useless parents and still want to pass it to your children by voting party, at least pity your children if you don't pity yourself, useless thing that should be stoned to death...

Na your mama I blame like say she don flush you for toilet you no go dey here dey support evil people as your leader... Oloriburuku son of a dog
Romance / Re: Missing Person Please Have You Seen Him? by johnkey: 1:44pm On Jul 01, 2022
Omoh I've never laughed this hard this year
Romance / Re: Do You Believe In Fake Life Or Real Life? by johnkey: 1:42pm On Jul 01, 2022
Your analysis makes sense, the only wizkid songs I enjoy and have on my phone is essence with tems, I enjoy davido songs more.
Romance / Re: Who is your favourite character in this series? by johnkey: 1:37pm On Jul 01, 2022
Gwen I always fantasize fucking her
Romance / Re: 21-year-old Woman Celebrates Being A Virgin by johnkey: 1:35pm On Jul 01, 2022
Definitely lying, no virgin above 15 years old in this country again, both in the village and city

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Romance / Re: Guys Should I Send Her Money? by johnkey: 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2022
Stupid idiot, the boys and sugar daddies she's sleeping with in pH why can't they give her money


No girl can go without sex for 2 weeks in this country, even mad women get toasters wey wan sleep with them talkless of normal girls.
Politics / Re: All Progressives Congress: The Ruling Party Eating Its Young by johnkey: 1:05pm On Jul 01, 2022
yuzjet:


The reality is with the party he's chosen, he stand no chance of winning.
this mumu still dey talk about party lol, be like say na 120 your papa dey buy petrol abi? Olofo
Politics / Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by johnkey: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2022
rolams:
If he likes, he can wear only elastic pant to the court. That is his problem. The ruling on hijab has been stamped and sealed. Are these lawyers not good enough to defeat the Muslim lawyers at the court?

These people shouting now are the cause of the case. Why were those ladies harassed with their hijabs? At least, only few of them were using it then. Why can't they be ignored? But your hatred for Islam led you to this level argument.
you must be a fool if you think cases are won in Nigeria courts by arguments, cases are won when someone from the top in Abuja instructs the judge on the judgement to pass.
Politics / Re: INEC Press Release: Continuous Voter Registration To Continue Nationwide by johnkey: 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2022
Jagabandits won't like this
Romance / Re: Thank You Nairaland (wise People) by johnkey: 10:16pm On Jun 30, 2022
Probably seun or mynd behind that moniker
Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by johnkey: 10:10pm On Jun 30, 2022
Stupid idiot
Romance / Re: Who Have An Idea? by johnkey: 6:41pm On Jun 30, 2022
arthurwillia:
hard currency
okay you can go to those abokis bureau de change in your area

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