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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Police Storm Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer House, Four Killed by jokingmary(m): 5:51am On Dec 03, 2019
YorubaPrince:
Awon Biafuro… una just start. Una never see anything! grin

sometimes I wonder how some people think. people died and you think it's funny? it's because people like u still exist that Nigeria may never be better
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Ortom, Amaechi & Onyeama At Funeral Of Catholic Priests In Benue by jokingmary(m): 12:27pm On May 23, 2018
Quality20:
All ds killings are d work of rival Benue and PDP ppl



if that's the case why can't the governmnt tackle them with full force knowing fully well that this will destroy their image?
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Reacts To Ban On Production Of Codeine Containing Syrups In Nigeria by jokingmary(m): 4:40pm On May 02, 2018
They shuu also ban petrol
Politics / Re: Nigeria Experiencing Ethnic Cleansing, Needs International Help - Soyinka Says by jokingmary(m): 9:20am On Apr 30, 2018
Why are you looking for trouble? The Federal government has said that these people are not terrorists. They are only trying to defend themselves.

:-/
Politics / Re: We Will Drag Dino Melaye To Court Without Delay – Police by jokingmary(m): 1:05pm On Apr 25, 2018
lexy2014:
neither do police go about doing d following:

"You only engage in a shoot out when a criminal you are transporting has been convicted in a law court to be guilty"

If this was d criteria 4 shoot out then d police will have 2 wait 4 conviction b4 engaging d bad guys whenever they are fired upon or they c d need 2 engage



Bros, no forget say this is Nigeria o. This is SARs we're talking about. They've opened fire on people for just running away from a crime scene (not convicted persons o).

Now Imagine, they were intercepted by hilux vans. 2 for that matter. Even American soldiers will shoot you pieces cheesy

But instead, news has it that the flying Ninja flew out of the window and these men took him away.

HABA!! cheesy

Even Linus like me no fit process this thing abeg.
Politics / Re: Sambisa Forest As Tourist Centre As Nigerian Army & Borno Government Collaborate by jokingmary(m): 12:48pm On Apr 25, 2018
I rather kill myself than commit suicide cheesy
Which kind tourist wetin? cheesy
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Cabinet Of 3D Curiosities by jokingmary(m): 11:09am On Apr 25, 2018
Goodness moi!! cheesy

I'm so loving this "blog" abi "thread". I've spent more time here than I can actually think of.

Thank you.

Since I'm more of an animation person though can model but not organic modelling (that one nah die so I throw way cap for una), I've learnt a lot here

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Politics / Re: We Will Drag Dino Melaye To Court Without Delay – Police by jokingmary(m): 9:56am On Apr 25, 2018
In this country, I no fit trust anything again. Police fit don push am commot the car cheesy

Plus how people go just intercept the police convoy and there was no shoot out Nigerian police (SARS o) no shoot?


Are you kidney me?? cheesy

Anyway, we dey wait next episode. Lemme go and buy popcorn

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi’s N10m Project For Every Community Pays Off As He Commissions Projects by jokingmary(m): 10:06am On Apr 14, 2018
Is it a coincidence that this is happening few months to election?


We have been so misused by politicians that we over hype them when they do what "THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO"
Art, Graphics & Video / My First 3d Exterior Architectural design by jokingmary(m): 11:55am On Apr 13, 2018
Good morning lovely people. Please this is my first 3d architectural exterior design.

modelled from start to finish.
I'm open to corrections

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Crime / Re: Residents Flee Benue Community, As Fulani Herdsmen Attack & Injure Many (Photos) by jokingmary(m): 6:26pm On Jan 02, 2018
School teachers will soon be blamed for this one by APC
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Finds Comfort In The Arms Of An Unknown Curvy Lady (Photo) by jokingmary(m): 6:02pm On Jan 02, 2018
how do these posts get to the front page?
Politics / Re: 700 Boko Haram Captives Have Escaped - Nigerian Army by jokingmary(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2018
usba:


The only sensible comment in this thread, the op contradicts the topic name.

It can never be well with ipob miscreants

U have just shown that ur village people used ur pictures to clean their arse holes this Christmas. This is about the problem in Nigeria and u're talking about ipob. are u that cursed abi u just refused to accept the free sense that was distributed by the almajiri schools?
I no Blame u sha. this is why Nigeria is still going down the drain with full speed.
Politics / Re: Exposing The Lies, Contradictions In President Buhari’s New Year Address – Reno by jokingmary(m): 12:25pm On Jan 02, 2018
I'm really surprised people expect anything different from this present government when virtually all of them or most of them are from PDP
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers, 30 Go Missing In Yobe Attack by jokingmary(m): 12:02pm On Jan 02, 2018
This people are not ready for bokoharam. when I tell people that the the boko boys are funded more than the military they think its a joke.

the military is only good against unarmed civilians like those in the south east.
Celebrities / Re: "You Need Breast Enlargement" Seyi Shay Shares Cute Photo, Fans React by jokingmary(m): 8:35am On Dec 23, 2017
sometimes I wonder d criteria for a thread to appear at front page. Abi corruption don enter here too?
Health / Re: Oluchi Okoro Dies At COOU Teaching Hospital Amaku In Hands Of Student Doctors by jokingmary(m): 8:25am On Dec 23, 2017
This story sounds suspicious.
Politics / Re: Anti-open Grazing Law Is Meaningless – Al-makura by jokingmary(m): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2017
mu2sa2:
The anti open grazing law is not only meaningless but senseless.Benue state people will soon feel the effect as fulani herdsmen leave the the state. It is most senseless to stereotype all fulani herdsmen as killers( it's like saying igbos are all armed robbers or tag all yoruba as ritualists ). Almost all the beef consumed in nigeria comes from fulani cows - chase the fulani away and get your beef from....! Al-Makura is talking sense.

Lol. I actually thought u're serious
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Rocks Braless Off Shoulder Outfit, Stuns In Braids (Photos) by jokingmary(m): 12:35pm On Dec 02, 2017
I wonder how these posts usually get to front page
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Meets US Police Officer Who Hailed Nigeria Police Force (Photo) by jokingmary(m): 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2017
Its either that man needs something from Nigerians or he smoked oshogbo weed for the first time... check him eye.
Politics / Re: Soldiers & Fulani Militia Clash In Bolon, Adamawa, Scores Killed (Graphic Pics) by jokingmary(m): 2:31pm On Dec 01, 2017
Wetin dey worry una sef? The government has already told you that they are not terrorists.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Out Of Top 10 Most Corrupt Nations For The First Time In A Decade by jokingmary(m): 2:27pm On Dec 01, 2017
Naija I hail thee. Our corruption don reach level of controlling international records cheesy
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of UCH, Ibadan In Early 60s Shared By Ben Murray-Bruce by jokingmary(m): 2:24pm On Dec 01, 2017
omoelerin1:
This your comment is an epitome of slavery mentality. Let me counsel you; see Whites are not in any way superior to you as a black. Don't see yourself as a 'good for nothing entity'. This your opinion is born out of psychological effects of colonialism. They too have had their period of underdevelopment. Even at present there are big problems in their society. Unfortunately psychological colonialism that black Africans suffered from these people wreaks greater havoc in our society than the rest forms of colonialism- political and economic.

My dear leave big grammar. Nigeria ain't the only country that was colonized. See countries like India, China etc.
The black skin comes with a shallow mentality as a free package.
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of UCH, Ibadan In Early 60s Shared By Ben Murray-Bruce by jokingmary(m): 2:18pm On Dec 01, 2017
hollah123:
u dey mind d fool, Na there stupidity they make them dey underdeveloped till today
Nah Jonathan cause this thing. Him just give almagiri school they come dey disturb social media.
See as u leave the topic dey find who to blame... Nah so ur brain size reach?
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of UCH, Ibadan In Early 60s Shared By Ben Murray-Bruce by jokingmary(m): 2:18pm On Dec 01, 2017
Binb:
That was before Nzeogwu and his gang of murderers struck and derailed nigeria' s dream.

I don't blame u sha. You will believe what you want to believe. As far as u have the ''shallow mentality based on your useless hatred and sentiments'', people like u will forever be the reason Nigeria is messed up and will always remain messed up
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of UCH, Ibadan In Early 60s Shared By Ben Murray-Bruce by jokingmary(m): 2:14pm On Dec 01, 2017
hollah123:
u dey mind d fool, Na there stupidity they make them dey underdeveloped till today
Nah Jonathan cause this thing. Him just give almagiri school they come dey disturb social media.
See as u leave the topic dey find who to blame... Nah so ur brain size reach?
Car Talk / Re: Alex Ephraims & His Locally Made Combatant Vehicle Spotted In Imo by jokingmary(m): 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2017
Oblongata:
Combatant?

The car is too low

The space between the two tyres is too far apart ,making the ride vulnerable to getting stuck

The tyres itself is whack, too small to be for combat

Aside the raised back, this could easily pass for an old model chevrolet

Etc

If we continue they will say we dey beef

Whereas we dey try inform others that might want to try it








Chipmunks don dey use internet ni?...
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by jokingmary(m): 10:41am On Nov 06, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Lots Of Fun Ladies Only. by jokingmary(m): 10:35am On Nov 06, 2017
Nigerians are very creative... this is a wonderful way to get the number of nairaland girls.. wow. why didn't I think of it
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by jokingmary(m): 10:31am On Nov 06, 2017
insane is knowing this thread is about to be closed
Travel / Re: "She’s A Distraction" - Motorists Demand Removal Of Pretty Traffic Warden by jokingmary(m): 10:24am On Nov 06, 2017
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